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Patsy Schmatsy

@pattischmidt.bsky.social
355 followers 574 following 168 posts

scroller. lurker. once broadcaster. curator. creative producer. arts advocater. compiler. soundcloud.com/wheelie-houdini Tiohtià:ke / Mooniyang

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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Shitstix, was just reading the new WH tariff gobbledygook against Canada and after closing it out THIS IS WHAT THE OFFICIAL GOV WEBSITE LOOKS LIKE

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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
TBT: The Clarkson Cup lived in our house 3X during Meg E. Winks tenure as GM of the Stars and Les Canadiennes. And I loved every minute of it. Childhood dreams unlocked. There's a sadly invisible media continuity between those teams and the @victoire-lphf.bsky.social. BUT GO VIX GO!
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
what the hellz freezing over
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
this year's strap-on jardin
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my temporary ward: simone(y) baloney
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
NYT and WP are like hohum. a thing called marketwatch tickles the unprecendented historical horror vibe
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
hey hosers, we're gonna survive, combover caligula doesn't understand quebec.
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
related: and reposting without verification cuz it fits my facts.
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
sorry, maybe.
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Patsy Schmatsy @pattischmidt.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
via @TifaAuntie on Xitter
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