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Patti Naretta

@pattinaretta.bsky.social
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🦙 🧪 yay.ima.llama.again on Instagram. Disneybounder and occasional cosplayer. Loves Marvel and Star Wars in addition to Disney. Also super into board games. Gen Con every year! PS - Love is love. 🫶🏻✨

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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine.” Choose kindness. Not because I or anyone else is telling you to do it—but because you’ll likely cause a ripple. Who knows how long the ripple will continue? It’s not too long before we create waves of kindness. #worldprincessweek
Patti is wearing a Disneybound homage to Snow White. She is posing with a delighted smile as she claps (reminiscent of a GIF of Snow White clapping to the Dwarfs’ music)
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
galileo908:
Let's face it, most of the Bluths voted for Trump.

yay.ima.llama.again:
Buster intended to vote for whomever Lucille told him to. Gob wrote himself in and he paid Buster to write him in also. Buster got conflicted between the instructions while in the booth and wrote in "Gump." Lindsay wore a bunch of Trump merch and wasted most of the day posting on social media to the point that she waited too late and got turned away at the polls for wearing the merch. Michael voted third party to impress a woman and then regretted it when she broke up with him.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I now know how to play Illimat Solitaire. 🥹🙏🏻 Which means I can play this game whenever I want now.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Always a great time at #GenCon. Immediately sad it’s over, every time.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Got my Beck shirt in the mail today and it is sooooo me! 💀💕🦙🤓
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I was trying to describe Beck’s style vibe to a friend who doesn’t really know anything about him. And I arrived at: if Michael Cera and Jeff Goldblum had a baby and somehow the baby was also Mick Jagger.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Not a spoiler, but IYKYK. That story twist and the ending scene? One-two punch to my gut and heart. It was like watching a magic trick. Love love love. @jamesgunn.bsky.social You have simultaneously ruined the Kryptonian lore and rebuilt it in the same movie. 😹
Superman (2025)
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Just got done watching #Superman. No spoilers here…. Gunn needs to be DC’s Feige. That is all. That’s the thread.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Movie theater concessions should serve iced coffee
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Reeve will always be my number one Clark/Supes. But yes I am excited to see the new Superman movie. (Superman is intrinsically woke—and if you don’t think so, you’ve got another think coming.)
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a man in a suit and tie holds a pair of sunglasses
Alt: Christopher Reeve as Clark and Superman
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Spoiler-free Ironheart review: A fun little Marvel jaunt. (It’s not quite like Ms Marvel, but I put it on par with that.) Pulled me in, despite myself. Took us places I never expected to go. Superb acting. And the cliffhanger?! What!? We need more!
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a train going over a bridge with the word kepler on the bottom
Alt: Riri Williams is Ironheart. Marvel Studios.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
What's the easiest 5/5 stars you've ever given to a movie? [I chose one from this year.]
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a group of people are standing in a dark room with a lantern .
Alt: Remmick and company from the movie Sinners
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
R.I.P. to my old Star Wars punk jacket that I had to throw away because I foolishly chose pleather.
Patti is wearing a black leather jacket with painted letters in Star Wars Aurabesh reading “May the force be with you.” She is staring down the camera with a defiant expression. Her t-shirt depicts classic Star Wars characters performing at a rock concert.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Mockup for design on new Star Wars punk inspired painted vest (to replace my deteriorated pleather jacket that I had to trash).
Aurabesh says Ignite the Spark / Light the Fire. Back of the black leather vest features negative paint splatter of rebellion symbol (Star Wars)Down the front of the vest next to the zipper in Aurabesh: (left) May the force be with you, (right) I have friends everywhere My old jacket. In English: Ignite the Spark / Light the Fire. My old jacket: down the front of the zipper “May the force be with you always”
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I saw it yesterday
Disney • PIXAR Elio
It was honestly fine. It's too much like a lot of other things to really stand out, unfortunately. I don't think it was "marketed wrong." The movie met most of my expectations.Movies that did "it" better:
Galaxy Quest
Quantum Mania
Resident Alien (TV)
Lilo and Stitch
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 7: Blue, Elvis Stitch, Lilo and Stitch 🌈 💙 “This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 8: Purple, Knowsmore, Ralph Breaks the Internet 🌈 💜 “Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 6: Green, Ming Lee, Turning Red 🌈 💚 “Why are they called 4-Town if there are five of them?” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
Patti is wearing a bright green dress, teal tights, teal top with a forest green cardigan and a red pendant necklace. Next to her are superimposed with photoshop two images from the movie Pixar’s Turning Red. The images are of Ming Lee in her human and panda forms. Patti is wearing a Disneybound homage to this character in human form
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 5: Yellow, Flounder, The Little Mermaid 🌈 💛 “I’m not a guppy!” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
Patti is wearing a yellow top, yellow pencil skirt, and yellow shoes with accents of sky blue shawl, sash and tights. Her outfit is a Disneybound homage to Flounder from the Little Mermaid List of rainbow color prompts for Bounding With Pride
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 4: Orange, Golden Afternoon Tiger Lily, Alice in Wonderland 🌈 🧡 “You can learn a lot of things from the flowers; For especially in the month of June.” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
Patti is sitting in the grass in front of some actual flowers, while on the wall behind her is a photoshopped overlay of the animated flowers from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland. Patti’s eyes are closed as she tilts her face towards the sun above. She is wearing a tiger print blouse and green slacks. Her outfit is a Disneybound homage to the Tiger Lily flower from All in the Golden Afternoon
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than "they were evil, stupid, and bored"
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 3: Red, Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 🌈 ❤️ “Why don’t you do right?” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
Patti is wearing a shiny, tea length, deep v-neck bright red dress. At her waist is a shiny purple silk sash. Her outfit is a Disneybound homage of Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.List of color prompts with every color in the pride flag
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The real ones love “skinny Steve” just as much as post-serum Steve.
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a man in a suit and tie is saying that he can do this all day .
Alt: Skinny Steve Rogers in the alley saying “I can do this all day.” From Marvel Studios’ Captain America: The First Avenger.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The most 90s movie ever.
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a woman in a plaid coat is standing in front of a crowd of people applauding her .
Alt: a woman in a plaid coat is standing in front of a crowd of people applauding her. From the movie Clueless
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 2: Brown, Basil of Baker Street, The Great Mouse Detective 🌈 🤎 “Don't worry, old fellow. It's not *entirely* hopeless.” Please consider donating to the Trevor Project in celebration of Pride Month.
Patti is wearing a tan-brown suit jacket and skirt with a shiny deep turquoise blouse that is barely peeking out under a celestial necklace made up of multiple strands each with a slightly different colored bauble matching the blouse. She is wearing strappy square toed kitten heels in a chocolate brown. She is holding a magnifying glass. Her outfit is a Disneybound homage to Basil of Baker Street from Disney’s The Great Mouse Detective
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
#BoundingWithPride Day 1: Black, Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi 🌈 🖤 “I’ll never turn to the dark side. You failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” Sometimes the good guy wears black.
Patti is wearing a black tea length sleeveless sheath dress with a shiny leather panel running down the length of the front. In her right single gloved hand, she is holding a green glowing lightsaber. Superimposed on the brick wall behind her are lighting from the Death Star interior. She is wearing a Disneybound homage to Luke Skywalker from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Let’s get colorful this June. 🌈 Let’s pepper this country with every color of the rainbow. Just remember: no brown shirts and no red hats. ❌
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If “cook” means to do something well and “gas up” means to cheer someone on… …does that mean that when you are doing something well while others cheer, you’re in fact “cooking with gas”?
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride Month!
King Triton Disneybound. Patti is wearing a white ruffled sleeveless shirt. She is wearing a light blue a-line skirt with a matching light blue scarf tied around her waist. She is wearing similar but darker blue footless, tights and crisscrossed strap tan sandals. On the wall behind her super imposed using Photoshop is an image from the movie the little mermaid where Triton is creating the rainbow over the water.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I feel like Phil Conners lately. Every day, when I wake up I have a freezing-water-plunge moment of realization of what is STILL happening in my country. Some days the shock wears off by 9 or 10am. Sometimes it takes longer.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` there is no way '' .
Alt: Ground hog Day. Bill Murray in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` there is no way this winter is ever going to end”
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Repost w/ the five shows you would be happy to rewatch over and over again for the rest of your life, as your sole TV diet. Dexter Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Good Place Pride & Prejudice BBC Parks & Rec
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Art consumption is essential to my mental health these days. Started the day with a comfort classic, Superman (1978). It's the blueprint off which all modern superhero movies are based. If you love Chris Evans as Cap, the bar he met was the one that Chris Reeve set as Superman/Clark.
Christopher Reeve as Superman
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Tommy Wiseau’s Terms of Endearment (“It’s definitely cancer.”)
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
He turned the light off and gave me “the look.” The children were upstairs and occupied. I knew what he wanted. I followed him into the next room, and we turned on the Disney+ so we could continue watching Andor. @economike.bsky.social
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Pretty sure that’s Elliot (as portrayed by Andrew Stevens) from the 1992 classic, “Munchie.”
A 1992 Andrew Stevens in the movie “Munchie”
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It was a news promo on a local tv station in central Florida (where i regrettably lived at the time). The female news anchor was wearing a hard hat and protective eye gear, hooding a bat and standing next to a plate of glass. She said, referring to severe weather, 🪡
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Happy birthday to Kermit the Frog, who turns 70 years old today! 🌈 🐸 🪕
Closeup of Patti in a lime green hoodie, holding up an amber-colored tea in a clear mug as if about to take a sip. She is wearing a spiky silver necklace. Her outfit is an homage to Kermit the Frog, specifically the Lipton tea meme.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I posted this on my IG stories and people started attacking me like I told them there wasn’t a Santa Claus. Sorry—I LIKED Thunderbolts* but “best since Endgame” is a bit much. Dr Strange is my favorite Avenger and I didn’t even bother highlighting MVOM. And Capt Marvel is my 3rd fave. 🤷🏻‍♀️
List of movies and the ones with an asterisk are highlighted 
• Avengers: Endgame
• Spider-Man: Far From Home*
• Eternals
• Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings*
• Spider-Man: No Way Home*
• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
• Thor: Love and Thunder
• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever*
• Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3*
• The Marvels
• Deadpool & Wolverine*
• Captain America: Brave New World
• Thunderbolts
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Happy 10th anniversary to the most underrated #Avengers movie, The Age of #Ultron. Here is one of my favorite Marvel Disneybounds deserving of a repost. The Vision, as brilliantly portrayed by Paul Bettany.
Patti is standing next to a brick wall. She is wearing a dark maroon velvet suit jacket. Underneath that she is wearing a chevron-patterned, pale, teal shirt; shiny gold jeans; a shiny braided gold belt; and a large gold necklace. Next to her, superimposed with Photoshop, is an image of the superhero Vision from the movie Avengers: Age of Ultron. Patti’s outfit is a Disneybound homage to this superhero costume.This is a close-up of the previous photo so that you can see the details of Patti‘s outfit and the textures. Additionally, Patti has a pale yellow jewel at the center of her forehead.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Musk is not a technological genius. The entire Dump regime is the leakiest in history. All of the election interference happened *outside* of the polling places. It happened in the media and the whirlwind of cultivated idiocy and misinformation. It happened when people paid off porn stars.
Screen shot of a BlueSky reply thread

Patti Naretta:
Every day I wish Kamala won. Every day I imagine what l'd be doing instead of this crap.

[name redacted commenter]:
I'm honestly not sure she didn't win.
Trump admitted the vote was rigged by Musk.

Patti Naretta:
It's a theory that requires extra scrutiny because of your overwhelming desire to believe it.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
🚨 SPOILERS Stop reading if you don’t want a spoiler. Put a warning in any replies too. You’ve been sufficiently warned. Did anyone else think (SPOILER!) that Smoke was going to … continued in the ALT text in the photo. Because SPOILERS!
Image is Poster for Ryan Coogler’s Sinners. This description contains spoilers for the movie. Spoilers. You’ve been sufficiently warned. Did anyone think that Smoke was going to let Stack eat those Klan guys at the end? Like somehow I knew he didn’t stake him. I fully expected Stack to open the doors of the mill when the white guys came knocking. And of course the credits scene reveals that he was definitely still undead after the night was through. I know the sun would’ve cooked him, but if the building was dark enough and he pushed the bodies out into the sun? Would they have burned instantly? This is my head canon: the Smoke Stack bros killed those assholes together.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Absolutely no hate to y’all. But Colin Firth is the quintessential Darcy.
Closeup of Colin Firth as Mr Darcy in the BBC adaptation of Pride & Prejudice. Smolder level: 8000.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Don’t forget to laugh today.
Patti is wearing a red skirt and red suspenders, white footless tights and yellow ballet flats. She is wearing a necktie that has been folded up and tied in an interesting and decorative way. She is looking into camera and smiling mischievously, standing in front of a brick wall that has been photoshopped to look like it is busted. Through the “hole” in the wall you can see the bright yellow landscape of Toontown from the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Patti’s outfit is a Disneybound homage to the title character.
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Rick Dougherty - Tall Guy Talks Travel @rickdoughertytgtt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The only billionaire I trust.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Inside you are two wolves.
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a man in a red jacket and white gloves is walking through a tunnel
Alt: Shawn and Gus from the tv show Psych. Gus is dressed as Michael Jackson and Shawn is dressed as one half of Tears for Fears. Whatever that guy’s name is.
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Quote with a gif of you on the day you wake up and finally hear the news:
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..
Alt: Loki in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says “yes very sad anyway …” (Loki tv series, Disney+)
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I will not stand for the Sam Rockwell-erasure in the White Lotus meme. So here’s my contribution to the joke. @sethandrews.com
Meme of Sam Rockwell and Walter Goggins in The White Lotus S3:E5. Superimposed text on top of Sam’s photo: “Christians saying God is Jesus but also that Jesus is God's son and that He sent himself as his own son down to earth so he could die. But God is not dead because he resurrected himself. Also even though he was only dead for three days, this was a great sacrifice.”
Text superimposed on top of Goggins’ photo: “Atheists:”
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Approximately how many times did I see this forking meme before someone told me that THIS IS THE MAN that Goggins is reacting to!?
Walter Gobsmacked Goggins in The White Lotus S3:E5Sam Rockwell in The White Lotus S3:E5
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Field Museum Chicago, archaeopteryx fossil. Dinosaur link to birds; specimen with the most intact skull. There’s only 10 of this species on display in the whole world.
At the Field Museum in Chicago, Patti stands next to the archaeopteryx fossil. Archaeopteryx fossil at Field Museum Chicago
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Patti Naretta @pattinaretta.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Constantine answered my question on Instagram. So now I’m canon in the Muppetverse.
An Instagram post and comment section: themuppets Hi-lo, Máppits fans. It is I, your Number One most beloved character Constantine. I have taken over the worte Máppits sociable medium to answer big questions! You have 24 hours to comply. ~Constantine
2 days ago
yay.ima.llama.again 2d
When I asked if I could go to the moon, you said you would "see what you could do." Were you able to arrange that for me?
themuppets = 13m • Author
@yay.ima.llama.again I am still working on getting to moon. Turns out this is not as easy as movies and cosmonauts make it look.
~Constantine
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