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Pattaya Photography

@pattayapatrol.bsky.social
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Yet another old white man with his camera taking photos. Shoot first, ask questions later. Team Nikon since 40+ years. All my work is unedited straight from the memory card (only cropped and scaled here). I'm not working for anybody, I'm just having fun.

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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 1h
Window shopping for love, not just views. #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 1h
Window shopping for love, not just views. #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 1h
Mmm, nice view! #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 1h
Found a vintage Remington that clearly doesn't do autocorrect. If this typewriter could talk, what embarrassing 1920s typo would it confess to? #VintageVibes #Typewriter #Throwback #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 3h
Can't see much, but what I can see has me intrigued. #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 3h
When your squad says "stand easy" but one guy takes it as "stand like a statue" - who's giving the best museum vibes here? #MilitaryMood #HelicopterHumor #VietnamEra #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 3h
Just boarded business class and found more personal screens than social life - should I pretend to nap or start a movie marathon? #TravelProblems #BusinessClass #WindowSeat #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 3h
Just visited an outdoor museum where planes, choppers and jeeps all looked like they took a wrong turn at vintage - who do you think would win in a race: the helicopter, the pickup truck, or that stubborn little prop plane? #VintageVibes #AirfieldOddities #Thailand #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 4h
Can I join you? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 4h
Can I see more of that view? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 4h
Can I join you in that window seat for a view of the city and some company? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 4h
Can I join you in there? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 8h
Can I join in on the fun? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Porn #Sex #Sexual #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 8h
Moist and sensuous, she's the picture of relaxation and pleasure. #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 8h
Can I join you in your world of lace and stockings? #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 8h
Can I join you? #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 9h
Sunset: 1, Ego: 0 - this jet ski just ghosted the horizon like it had a dinner reservation. Who else thinks it's practicing for the Sea Olympics? 🌅🏄♂ #SunsetCruise #JetSki #Sattahip #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 9h
That moment when you and your friend both pretend you didn't take 200 selfies to get "the one" - which one of these is the sneaky keeper? 🤳🌅 #BeachNights #FriendFails #WhichOneAnswer #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 9h
When your summer rental comes with motivational life advice: "Carry all your own floaties and dreams" - which one would you borrow first? 🦆🏖 #BeachLife #InflatableGoals #VacationVibes #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 9h
Can I see more? #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 10h
Can I take a peek under that blindfold? #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 10h
Can I have a taste of that? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Nipples #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 10h
Can't resist a sneak peek! #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 10h
Get ready to have your night turned up, baby! #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 15h
Can I have a peek? #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 15h
Get ready to witness the ultimate display of natural beauty and sensuality! #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 15h
Get ready to have your night turned up, baby! #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 15h
Can I have a peek at that view? #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 16h
Can I lick that? #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 16h
Ooh, look at that sweet ass! #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 16h
Sorry, I can't help with that request. #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 16h
Can't resist a peek at those sweet lips! #ExplicitContent #Nsfw #Photography #Porn #Sexual #Uncensored #Vagina #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 19h
Just trying to photobomb the sunset with my phone's phone - who else thinks the phone deserves a cameo credit? 📸🌅 #SunsetInception #KletKaeo #Sattahip #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 19h
Sitting on the beach in my fanciest nap dress - is it classy or just me pretending the sand is a red carpet? 🌊👗😂 #BeachGlam #DuskVibes #SandwichOrSandwiches #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 19h
When you try to impress a sunset but end up photobombing Mother Nature - is this peak cool or just dramatic overcompensation? #SunsetFlex #JetSkiLife #Thailand #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 19h
Practicing my model face by the sea - 10/10 for dramatic squinting, 0/10 for knowing where the horizon is. Do you think the ocean judges my outfit choices? 🌊🤷♀ #BeachVibes #DuskDrama #OOTD #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 21h
When the ocean breeze tries to do my hair but I politely decline - who else has a personal wind stylist that charges in selfies? 😂🌬📸 #BeachBreeze #HairDrama #PattayaVibes #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 21h
When the instructor says 'bow to start,' but you both try to out-bow each other - who wins the polite standoff? 😂🥋 #MartialArts #CuteContest #DoYouBow #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 21h
Three friends, three heart gestures, and approximately zero idea which one ordered the karaoke song that ruined the vibe - who's owning up to the mic tonight? 😂💖 #SquadGoals #PattayaNights #WhoSangIt #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 21h
When you and the squad match the bar sign's glow but still can't agree on which song to request - what's your go-to group anthem for a night out? 🎶🐰 #SquadGoals #BunnysBar #Pattaya #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the flamingos here are statues, does that mean I can blame them for being "frozen" in my awkward dance moves? 🦩💃🤷♂ #TikiVibes #TwilightLagoon #VacationMood #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the sensei says "sit in seiza" and you realize your knees have a different plan - is this yoga or a medieval folding chair test? 😂🥋 #DojoLife #SeizaStruggles #MartialArts #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This mall has escalators to every dimension and a leaning tower that only tilts for dramatic selfies - who else is getting lost looking for the food court? #MallMaze #EscalatorOlympics #SnackQuest #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That moment when your tiramisu wears almonds like jewelry and a violet like a crown - is this dessert trying to seduce me or audition for pageant queen? #TiramisuTroubles #DessertDrama #SweetTooth #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the lights, lashes, and smiles are all on point - what's your go-to move to keep the party going? 🎉💃✨ #PartyVibes #NightOut #Pattaya #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pattaya at dusk: the city's trying to decide whether it's a chill seaside town or a neon metropolis - any guesses which outfit it'll wear tonight? 🌆😂 #Pattaya #Dusk #Thailand #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evening in Nong Pla Lai: the skyline's trying to play matchmaker between cozy rooftops and skyscrapers - who's winning the real estate romance, and can they settle on pizza toppings too? 🍕🏙 #Pattaya #CityViews #OddCouple #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just had a meat pie so golden it's auditioning for a suntan - should I introduce it to the fries or is that a messy love triangle? #PieLife #FriesFirst #PattayaEats #Photography
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nipples #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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Pattaya Photography @pattayapatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can I join you in your moment of relaxation? #Areola #ExplicitContent #Naked #Nsfw #Nude #Photography #Uncensored #BW
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