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Patsy Collins

@patsycollins.bsky.social
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Writer of cosy mysteries, other novels, and short stories. Travels in a campervan, eats cake and drinks tea a lot. Also gardens and photographs stuff. patsycollins.co.uk

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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 54m
Packing patsycollins.co.uk/packing/
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Packing
We’ll be going on another ‘deployment’ in the van soon (that’s a term borrowed from Gary’s time in the Royal Navy, which we use for any trip longer than a fortnight. P…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 22h
Wednesday word of the week - Dressed patsycollins.co.uk/wednesday-wo...
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Wednesday word of the week – Dressed
Dressed is the past tense of dress or dressing.  Most of these words are connected with putting things on – a person wearing clothes is dressed, as is a salad sprinkle…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wednesday word of the week – Wallpaper patsycollins.co.uk/wednesday-wo...
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Wednesday word of the week – Wallpaper
Wallpaper is, of course, paper sold to stick on walls to make them look pretty, or cover cracks, or both. Oddly I haven’t got a single photo of wallpaper. Here’s some fancy panelli…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Teatime view from the mobile writing retreat. #travellingwriter
View of Tewkesbury Abbey, from campervan window.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most of my books (romances, cosy crime novels, and short story collections) are currently on sale for 99p / 99c each. (Sorry, UK and USA only.) author.to/PatsyCollins
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Patsy Collins: books, biography, latest update
Follow Patsy Collins and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Patsy Collins Author Page.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can any friends outside the UK help me by checking this link to see if my book is showing as free? (It'd be great if you could 'buy' it in that case.) mybook.to/NADTD
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Not A Drop To Drink: A collection of seven short stories
Read it now
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope you have a good trip.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And me. I remember exactly where I was when I heard. It wasn't under a pile of rubble.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why you never get a long shrift patsycollins.co.uk/why-you-neve...
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Why you never get a long shrift
Shrift is a very old word for the penance given by priests after a person made a confession. It later came to mean the confession itself, although even that is now outdated. I believe you can still…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rites of Passage patsycollins.co.uk/rites-of-pas...
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Rites of Passage
I have a story in the current bumper issue of Woman’s Weekly. The characters are shown drinking a glass of red wine. I’m pretty sure that means I’m allowed one too?
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It looks lovely in an email.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're right. Still, it does show what it's a link for. That's a big improvement on how it looks on FB.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yes - both good things! Something I like even more is that this magazine only uses stories written by people, not by AI.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Disguised Murder and Community Spirit in Little Mallow
Two murders, a party of disguised suspects, and a seaside village full of cake. Book 1 in the Little Mallow cosy mystery series
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Icing on the Cake patsycollins.co.uk/icing-on-the...
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Icing on the Cake
I have a short story in the current issue of Ireland’s Own. Judging by the decoration on the cake, that illustration was created especially for my story. Sweet!
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cake break patsycollins.co.uk/cake-break/
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Cake break
I took a break from editing to bake a cake. One more chapter and I’ll take another break to eat it! (I’ll share with Gary, I promise.) What do you reckon – giant strawberries, or …
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sunriset patsycollins.co.uk/sunriset/
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Sunriset
I invented a new word! The phrase ‘sunrise and sunset’ was too long for where I wanted to use it, so I shortened it to sunriset. OK, OK, I admit I was aiming to remove ‘and sunset…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
testing itlsna.subscribepage.io
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Sign up to my occasional newsletter to get this exclusive ebook, plus news about my books and writing life, competitions and special offers.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’ve just sent my MP a postcard to remind them our rivers and seas are a health hazard, using this @friends-earth.bsky.social tool. Will you join me and ask your MP what they’re going to do to get us clean water? foe.uk/akf5c
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Tell your MP: Make it safe to go back in the water
Our waterways are a health hazard and our bills keep going up – while companies profit and bosses walk away with huge payouts. Ask your MP to make sure all their cares haven’t melted away like an ice ...
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Current view from my office window. I'd tag this #amwriting, but #amdrinkingwineandlookingatthesunset is a lot more honest.
Berry laden rowan tree (very few witches here!) in front of fiery sunset.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Word of Mouth patsycollins.co.uk/word-of-mouth/
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Word of Mouth
I have a story in the current issue of Take A Break’s Fiction Feast. You may have read that the magazine is using stories which have been created with AI assistance. That’s true, but as…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't use AI to write my short stories and novels. Please consider reading them, or others written by actual humans, rather than those which not even the 'authors' thought were worth spending time on.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't use AI to write my short stories and novels. Please consider reading them, or others written by actual humans, rather than those which not even the 'authors' thought were worth spending time on.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Free entry writing competition and a variety of writing news. womagwriter.blogspot.com/2026/08/entr...
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Some better news
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Very true!
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh! Yes. I hadn't thought of that.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I just typed 'writing a wrong' and it occurs to me that's exactly what I was doing.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Phew! Just finished the 'tidy' draft of my latest novel.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Because if a book holds my attention, I like that author's work. If it doesn't hold my attention I stop reading and try something else.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Whichever I'm currently reading.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good morning! What will you be reading / writing today?
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good morning.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yes. A bit. Over time we gain more balance, begin to see our real strengths and weaknesses. The up or down emotional states don't go completely, but we start to recognise them for what they are.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Out now! patsycollins.co.uk/out-now/
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Out now!
My latest short story collection is out now. As with my other books, you can buy Tea & Biscuits as an ebook or paperback, read through KU, order from your local bookshop, or request it in the l…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Out now! patsycollins.co.uk/out-now/
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Out now!
My latest short story collection is out now. As with my other books, you can buy Tea & Biscuits as an ebook or paperback, read through KU, order from your local bookshop, or request it in the l…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have a new collection of short stories available. Now I just need to decide on a suitable snack and beverage to celebrate the launch. A mug of builders and chocolate digestives? Pot of Earl Grey and lemon puffs? mybook.to/biscuits
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Tea & Biscuits: A collection of 24 short stories (Food & Drink)
Amazon.com: Tea & Biscuits: A collection of 24 short stories (Food & Drink) eBook : Collins, Patsy: Kindle Store
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Anne Brooke Books @annebrookebooks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This week's poem called Nuthatch and is found in my poetry collection Learning to Swim. 😍 Find more thoughtful nature poems here: mybook.to/SwimAnneBrooke #poem #birds
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My French isn't very good. Does this say 'lovely spot for a picnic'? #travellingwriter
Sign saying 'ZONE DE DANGER WORTEL'
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Coming soon... patsycollins.co.uk/coming-soon-7/
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Coming soon…
Visit the post for more.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Breakfast view from the mobile writing retreat. #travellingwriter
Looking down onto Dover ferry port, from inside campervan.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The character I'm writing about is eating an ice cream. Please excuse me while I update yesterday's research on the subject.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The BBC weather forecast says there's a 'risk' of heavy showers tonight. I think they mean 'hope'?
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Happy birthday!
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm number 1! patsycollins.co.uk/im-number-1/
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I’m number 1!
Weeeellll, my free little collection of short stories is currently number 1 in one of the categories Amazon have placed it in. You can download it (for free) here.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Do you use Vivlio? If so, you can download lots of my short stories, including this free one. shop.vivlio.com/product/9798...
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Unearthing The Truth Ebook au format ePub à télécharger - Patsy Collins
Téléchargez le livre Unearthing The Truth de Patsy Collins en Ebook au format ePub sur Vivlio et retrouvez le sur votre liseuse préférée.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
More puffins! (You can't have too much of a good thing, can you?)
Several perched puffinsFlying puffinSwimming puffinJust standing there puffin
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'll probably use twice as many semi colons now.
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Free entry writing competitions and a publication opportunity. womagwriter.blogspot.com/2026/06/entr...
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It's done!
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We have our new office! patsycollins.co.uk/we-have-our-...
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We have our new office!
After many setbacks and delays, our office is finally finished. I don’t recommend Sharps Fitted Furniture, unless you actually enjoy stress and being constantly let down, when it comes to sup…
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Patsy Collins @patsycollins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Some days, you need a few puffins.
Three puffins just wandering about.
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