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Patsy Blue Ribbon

@patsyblueribbon.bsky.social
140 followers 118 following 100 posts

Indianapolis ecdysiast, stripper of the people, member of the Rocket Doll Revue

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Rachel Ess @theracheless.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sunrise silhouettes with @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social
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Rachel Ess @theracheless.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sunrise with @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sunrise photoshoot with @theracheless.bsky.social with a side of kittens 💕
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just did my final rehearsal before Kootenay Burlesque Fest next week!
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Rachel Ess @theracheless.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Retro showgirl vibes with my baby @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My fav thing about winter
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Sending out rejections is the worst
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m in the “all of the ideas, none of the time to execute them” cycle of burlesque
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Reading back my notes for class tonight sounds like I’m radicalizing the students against capitalism
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Did my knee drop even tho they didn’t earn it and busted my knee.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
a Friday night (mostly) drag show that already starts an hour later than I’m used to 🫠
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
For the first time in burlesque herstory, a tiny top hat has been recommended and agreed upon.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Btw if you’re tipping cash in the coming year, $5’s are the new $2’s
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I hoofed it to Tennessee, threw make up and hair on, got dressed despite costume malfunctions, was introduced as having just driven here and nobody clapped 😑
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Unpacked my gig bag(s) less than 24 hours after the show ⭐️
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Yo why do I spend half of the year co-producing a burlesque festival?
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
There’s no tragedy like realizing you rhinestoned something the wrong way.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The shows I’m helping bring into reality in 2026 are the stuff baby burlesque dreams are made of ✨
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
2026 is the year of the high cut panty
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Besides the show tonight, I only have 1 more essential showbiz task before I go on my anniversary/honeymoon trip for 10 days
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Hot take: I think people over-complicate rhinestoning
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Setting a really good example for the students by finishing my new costume the night before the show
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The horror of unpacking the gig bag
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
If you’re not going to the hardware store 3 days before the show, is it burlesque?
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
“Oh, perfect! We’ll go get your trash.” Me to @frenchy-larouge.bsky.social
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“Feathers flopping”
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
We’ve reached the Delirium stage of act development
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Do I have the energy to unpack my gig bags?
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Building the 2026 burlesque calendar… a serious undertaking
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Lovingly replacing each lost rhinestone on my costumes for this Saturday
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I keep starting a new costuming project and it’s creating a toxic work environment
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
What if instead of washing and setting the wigs… we just brush them out.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“Now we don’t have anyone around us so we can talk about penises and buttholes.”
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“I just want a Long Island.”-man at the White Rabbit bar
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
At least the 2 costumes I’m building both use a lot of black.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
First test. How did I do?
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
No bookings have lined up with my availability so far this summer. I’m hoping I can really keep my focus on creating.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Having a rare moment of keeping good track of everything I’m buying to create a new act. It’s a reminder that outsiders truly have no idea.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
“Enveloped in a moment of decadence” - Luna, one of my new students during their first class
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
All I want to do is make new acts
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
“Fun, Money, Dick!” (The summer anthem.)
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Ready to clean up my space, start making new stuff, get ready to teach the intro to burlesque series, and book summer dates.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Making new stuff is scary. I almost forgot.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Co-producing glitter crash is slightly different because you’re less inclined to want a festival to still be happening because you’re the one doing the work.
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Petra Sematary @petrasematary.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
ALT: a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s after 5 pm. I’ve had 3 cups of coffee and I’m getting in the shower. Believe in me.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Night 1 of Titty 500… maybe producing a festival is worth it
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I had to look for zippers at Michael’s today and they had maybe 10 total zippers.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I already miss JoAnn’s.
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Patsy Blue Ribbon @patsyblueribbon.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I too am awed and inspired by this content
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