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@patsucks420.bsky.social
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Gods least favourite rodeo clown

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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 6h
Job tip: If someone tells you “we all get along so well here” thats the bitch everyone hates
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im surprised how much longevity user blocked is getting but these people still quote the simpsons so lets not pretend
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I liked control more than alan wake 2 but damn nobody does it like remedy
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been stockpiling alienating opinions for the winter
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Im so confused by you king
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PlayStation added a live tv app and all the commercials are other tv shows. And often the show im already watching. It rules
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New one for me: tweens at work attempting to goad me into fighting them
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
About halfway done this game before I realized you could upgrade your weapons
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How can a cat have diarrhea and constipation at the same time??? Pick a lane bitch
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baby had another awful night :( she smells so bad
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Struggling a lot lately
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Returned home and nobody threw up or pooped on any of my things, huge win tbh
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Both cats are sick and pouty about it. Making me spoon feed them wet food like the Pharaohs of old
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh man sorry to hear Wolverine killed your brother, if it makes you feel any better he only got like 20xp for it
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People used to care about the file size of a movie more
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why even give the pope the xp orb? Total waste he’s just gonna dump it into faith
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Crybaby Thursday now in effect
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All my shoes die in the same way
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jalapenonium
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
May your enemies vision cones stay narrow
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everybody’s writhing for the weekend
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see the riding but where is the dying?
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The key to happiness is having lighters everywhere
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shoe tip: mens 9 is a womans 11
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Once i figure out how to clip thing in vlc im gonna post so many aqua teen clips
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was that your man I saw crawling into a hole earlier?
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanna be your clown
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fishing rod with a hotdog lure would work on me
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh yeah baby your cultural refrences are so new and current ,, will you tell me about the bauhaus again?
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had a dream about someone I haven’t thought about in a long time. Feels like punishment
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been thinking about watching dbz again for reasons I can only describe as “being over 30”
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I put Halloween mike n ikes in my beer Rich inner life etc
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Blood rituals R us
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Im gonna create a funk railroad of such grandeur
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are there more ants or fish? They should do a war
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Say what you will about the economy but $20 still gets you 2 drinks and 4 blunts so
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Duck souls 🦆
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It was the we’re so over of times, it was the we’re so back of times
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Work anounced this huge partnership in a totally incomprehensible message filled with inaccurate financial information 🤙
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of the things I secretly hate the most about my friend is he beat orphan of kos on his first try
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Weve had like 5 tornados here this summer, I can’t remember a time weve had one before this my whole life
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The computer can’t do drugs so it cannot be responsible for picking music
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The hot new thing is called 𝘞𝘙𝘐𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎 in 𝘈𝘎𝘖𝘕𝘠 and as always I am a trend setter
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2007 has never been more back
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I bet you can’t name someone more cantankerous than me
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Objectively really funny to give Witcher 3 its 3rd skill tree revamp ahead of new content
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Interesting discovery is I still consider them school weeks not work weeks
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Asking the most Reacher-esque man in the bar to pop my head off like a bottle cap
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Play stupid games Win awesome cool prizes
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pat🎃ween @patsucks420.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This air raid siren could’ve been a text
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