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Patrick Pittman

@patrickpittman.bsky.social
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Happiest in the far-away corners. Itinerant writer, filmmaker and editor. Toronto or outport Newfoundland most of the time. patrickpittman.com

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Patrick Pittman @patrickpittman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy There Will Come Soft Rains Day, to those who celebrate. Be nice to your smart devices.
In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time to get up,
seven o 'clock! as if it were afraid that nobody would. The morning house lay empty. The clock
ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into the emptiness. Seven-nine, breakfast time,
seven-nine!
In the kitchen the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior eight pieces
of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunny side up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two
cool glasses of milk.
"Today is August 4, 2026,
" said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling,
"in the city of
Allendale, California.
" It repeated the date three times for memory's sake.
"Today is Mr.
Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable,
as are the water, gas, and light bills.
"
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Patrick Pittman @patrickpittman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Quite the RFP from the DND/Canadian Armed Forces, this one — a challenge to develop potential tools that "repurpose existing urban infrastructure as a distributed, passive sensing network” with AI as a middleware layer. Can’t see any issues with this! None at all! www.merx.com/public/suppl...
CAF’s current detection and monitoring capabilities rely on purpose-built, dedicated sensor systems that are costly to procure, slow to deploy, and difficult to scale across the breadth of Canada’s urban landscape. Meanwhile, Canadian cities already operate thousands of cameras, acoustic arrays, air-quality monitors, vibration sensors, and wireless access points that generate rich, continuous data streams—none of which are currently exploited for situational awareness by DND/CAF.

The opportunity is to develop an AI middleware layer that sits on top of these existing feeds, transforming ambient urban data into actionable intelligence without installing new hardware. This is a force-multiplier concept: turning every city into a sensor grid that can detect unauthorized drone activity, unusual vehicular or pedestrian patterns, anomalous radio frequency (RF) emissions, chemical or environmental signatures, and emerging threats in real time and at a fraction of the cost of dedicated systems.
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Patrick Pittman @patrickpittman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Always dreamed of going to a World Cup game in my city. I’m so glad tickets are affordable and my dream is within reach. 33rd vs 74th ranked teams in the world in a first round match, for the low, low cost of half a house (not in Toronto, to be fair).
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Patrick Pittman @patrickpittman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ah, damn, Fred Wiseman’s gone. I think my single most formative film experience was a documentary class way back in the day where the lecturer brought in a 16mm print of the then still sorta banned Titicut Follies. It completely changed my perception of the whole medium and what it could be for.
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