patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There should be a train that goes from my house to the grocery store 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026False. I’ve played Monopoly and now I can’t stop repossessing all my friends’ assets 0231
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Exclaiming to the crowd, "Can I get a Yoo-hoo?" but they just keep shouting "Yoo-hoo" instead of giving me one 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am the guy in AI. I write all the answers. I was born (in a lab) with 12 fingers so I could type really fast. This is a full-time job and I am not getting paid 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"You can see me?"static.klipy.comC.C. Enjoys Pizza in Code GeassAlt: C.C. from Code Geass enjoying a slice of cheesy pizza, looking slightly surprised. 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh boy! i just found a big pile of 167,000 pounds of free meat! i sure hope it's safe to eat. time to dig in 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*record scratch into freeze frame* yup, that’s me. The only person on earth looking forward to live-action moana 2. You’re probably wondering how i got in this situation 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026bruh this guy is NOT me. what's he thinkin goin around with a name like that 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bet this will feel really good for the Louisiana air 100
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026what’s ur favorite oreo flavor? mine’s chicken and waffles 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The pernicious parties sent upon disenfranchising a marginalized populace, ringing foreign or domestic, to secure power and consolidate a monopoly on oppression, the act of which unbecoming of any bright mind, displayed vividly in the eyes of every politician 'twixt river of blood and sea of lies 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you only live once, that’s why i’ve attached a zip line from my treehouse to the courthouse, so i don’t waste a single second getting to my hearing for erecting an illegal zip line 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026why does he look like my grandma in this photo 130
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026creepy crawlies? um, yeah, dem do be crawlin 😂 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if you don’t want me at my lowest, then you don’t deserve me at my even lower 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026can't believe this. Just learned that willy wonka doesn't care about the shareholders anymore. how could he do this 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026do you hear that? it's the winds of change #EvilPurpleSalamander 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I meant I’m more concerned about the pickled garlic situation in the UK 020
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Give me a cringe, feed me for a day. Give me a wholesome chungus, feed me for a lifetime 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If Agent F.O.X. can find his place in Carrot Town, then maybe I can find my own community here on this world 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(chuckling appreciatively) okay okay, funny guy! now seriously though please blow into the breathalyzer 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026can you really blame a guy for being a little negligent with it? a little indiscreet? 010
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's said the chosen one will have 6700 hours in Marvel Rivals 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026watching the sun explode has never been better... with Coke Zero Sludge! Enjoy the glittering shower of a dying star with an artisan, sludge-free, 100% organically-sourced Coke Zero Sludge!! 000
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this is normal, it happens to many planets Mercury's age 020
patrick @patricknoreallyfr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026send them back anyway. show them who's really in charge 000
