Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 5h(To anticipate the name questions, half my family is Norwegian) 080
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 5hLove to my cousin Inger, who passed away yesterday. Daughter of my great-aunt (but really proper grandma) Ingeborg and great uncle Per. A family full of love, who provided a lot that I was missing growing up. 3270
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Disappearers is so good. Like A Little Life, except not a hate-filled pile of garbage. 2171
Reposted by Patrick NessThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jeffrey Archer's death reminds me of the time he told a really boring story while a guest on Dame Edna's show. "Marvellous" said Edna after it petered out to its conclusion, "and I'm sure that'll make a wonderful anecdote someday". 945459
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A flight attendant friend once told me that if a flight’s gone badly, they’ll walk the aisle at the end with the rubbish bag going, “Your/you’re trash? Your/you’re trash?” 3151
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So being parent you’re just never not slightly unwell. There’s no health, there are only degrees of cold and flu along a spectrum of “blah” to “walking death”. Sincerely, a walking dead. 3361
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I left off the title. THE PELICAN AND HIS BLIMP. It’s a book about dads. And blimps! 050
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026New book out this Thursday! And I’ve said it before, but I think it’s one of the best books I’ve ever written. Illustrated by the incredible Tim Miller. 1173
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve been on the internet so long, my first password on Amazon was a five letter common noun. Not even kidding. 0180
Reposted by Patrick NessPatrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Are you a young reader? It's Banned Books Week. Seek out a banned book. Find out what they're afraid of you knowing. Reading is revolutionary. Don't let anyone take it from you. 211654
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was just talking to the baby this morning about light-gated ion channels and optogenetics. 0180
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah, the soul-sucking corrections needed when you've decided to change the tenses of a long section in your book. And you never get them all... 6742
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I was young, this mostly meant Stephen King and Judy Blume. So I read all of Stephen King and all of Judy Blume. Now, so much to choose from! Get them in before some school board or Reform parent decides they're uncomfortable with you knowing stuff! 1284
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Are you a young reader? It's Banned Books Week. Seek out a banned book. Find out what they're afraid of you knowing. Reading is revolutionary. Don't let anyone take it from you. 211654
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na na now. Baby, give it up, give it up, baby give it up... 2140
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Never been a huge fan of the word “craft” as it pertains to writing. Craft is making a chair. Art is making a beautiful chair. Writing is only part craft. The rest of it is magic. 0191
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Three French nerds” scans better than “Three French hens”. 160
Reposted by Patrick NessPatrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm on at the Cheltenham Book Festival on October 15th at 6pm, just under two weeks from now. Come see me! I'll be the tall, tired one. Tix below. www.cheltenhamfestivals.org/events/patri...cheltenhamfestivals.orgPatrick Ness: Return to Chaos Walking | Cheltenham FestivalsSomething is coming. Patrick Ness, an icon of YA Science Fiction, returns to the Chaos Walking universe which is still far from a utopia. A burning god tea 0307
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a friend who is convinced I am a Pallas Cat. 2150
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just prepare yourselves that there will be no justice. Trump will pardon everyone. Getting him and them out will have to do. 0140
Reposted by Patrick NessPatrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, this is a delight. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...theguardian.comComedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in picturesA selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari... 815569
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, this is a delight. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...theguardian.comComedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in picturesA selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari... 815569
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well, that pretty much means Hannah’s gone, doesn’t it? Jerry will trip herself up on her own. Poor Hannah. Doesn’t deserve this. 4100
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There has never been a better worst traitor than Paudie. Television gold. 140
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you haven’t watched the first season of Irish Traitors, it’s unbelievably riveting. Pure chaos and joy from start to finish. 3121
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026These could be the worst traitors since Ireland season 1. 271
Reposted by Patrick NessScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To Rob Beckett. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors 637047
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As horror films go, Ice Cream Man is one of the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. 1100
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shirley Hughes was a question on Pointless tonight. My god, what an artist that woman was. 0121
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm on at the Cheltenham Book Festival on October 15th at 6pm, just under two weeks from now. Come see me! I'll be the tall, tired one. Tix below. www.cheltenhamfestivals.org/events/patri...cheltenhamfestivals.orgPatrick Ness: Return to Chaos Walking | Cheltenham FestivalsSomething is coming. Patrick Ness, an icon of YA Science Fiction, returns to the Chaos Walking universe which is still far from a utopia. A burning god tea 0307
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah! This is what I was thinking of in Cardiff. My mistake! 010
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My god, the thieving c*nts at Anthropic have made their claim process difficult to maneuver. 0232
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is that an old Norwegian church for sailors? There are a few of those scattered around the UK. 110
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am tremendously fond of James Acaster, and I fear he’s going home first. 6420
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Richard E Grant is going to be an absolute disaster. 3321
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My husband and I once got called a homophobic slur on a Tube platform. My response was immediate and loud and profane, and reader, I made a scene. Was proud of myself for not taking it. Then I had to go lie down for 45 minutes. 142966
Reposted by Patrick NessAuthors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So many different people, groups, and organizations have come together to push back against the attack on the freedom to read, including students themselves. Read more about what students in Florida are doing here:theguardian.comNo more book bans: how Florida students are pushing rightwingers out of school boardsLocal communities are fighting back against the influence of conservative groups like Moms for Liberty in education 4486188
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had to pull a Tube train alarm for another passenger’s medical emergency. Have discovered I’m extremely calm and effective in a crisis. Have also discovered that as soon as the crisis is over, the adrenaline dump turns me into a trembling, crying wreck. 82106337
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the great hypocrisies (among many) of death penalty supporters is that their political creed is fundamentally based on the government being completely incompetent to manage anything except 100% accuracy in death penalty cases. 0303
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy scary season. Want a horror movie that will completely mess you up forever? When Evil Lurks. It will completely mess you up forever. 1100
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well this is a nice list to be on. Chaos Walking rubbing shoulders with MaddAddam. collider.com/best-dystopi...collider.comThe 9 Greatest Dystopian Book Trilogies of All Time, RankedFrom classics like William Gibson's Sprawl to Suzanne Collins' influential Hunger Games, these are the greatest dystopian book trilogies ever written. 3312
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026RICHARD OSMAN IS LEAVING HOUSE OF GAMES?!? 150
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m so proud of this joke, I can’t even tell you. 110
Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh please, George Will has always been Montgomery Burns if he went to Bennington. 1100