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Patrick Lappin

@patricklappin.bsky.social

267 followers 881 following 203 posts

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER FOR HIM

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Coming up this week in Badly-Targeted Ads...

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just asking questions. Just asking questions.

A curious man, a free-speech enthusiast, thinks ‘ISLAM’ is an existential threat. He wants to ban it.

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

@matosman.bsky.social Idea for a Suede song.

Headline that reads: enemy lesbian nuns quit convent and marry each other.

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Donald Trump was twice elected president of the United States. After many failed attempts at modest success, Nigel Farage is the MP for Clacton.

Nigel Farage has all the lustre of Donald Trump, Tom McTague.

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Mad how the same cocaine hits so differently. <img src="https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rbagbqrfssifsmxzerywlwvj/bafkreif372j3v6szezmjddrcflegpeqhzo6i5aaocnwtpa2kgl5vepiknu@jpeg" alt="Yikes"/>

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Athlete, parliamentarian...ladies' man.

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I hate feeling left out.

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

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Patrick Lappin @patricklappin.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

I can understand why he had to take his hat off, but why did he have to take his teeth out?

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