Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 10/12/2025Would Shittycrapolis have a Taco Bell that looks like this? 130
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 15/10/2025Your college history professor hearing about Trump’s 2026 World Cup, just after teaching the freshman about the Germany’s 1936 Olympics. 020
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 06/09/2025Fun fact: In the 90’s America’s president proudly displayed his collection of rad pog slammers at the resolute desk. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 26/08/2025Pretty crazy watching this one run. 80% of the time, this dog is in the air. 010
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 26/08/2025When your dog comes out of the brush with a whole branch stuck in her collar. Happy International Dog Day 190
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 07/07/2025I’m only going if Ryan Dunn’s Jackass Hotwheels is included. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 04/07/2025How does this article normalize Trump? This is some Idiocracy shit. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 22/06/2025There’s no shortage of sketchy Amazon and Temu retailers willing to make your dreams a reality. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 20/06/2025I think my dog is broken. She managed to get her mouth stuck in her own collar. #dogsofbluesky 270
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 09/06/2025Sexy presentation, but then reality sets in after the install 250
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 09/06/2025#ios26 needs to dial the transparency stuff waaaay the fuck back. This is embarrassingly bad. Is the most cluttered UI I’ve seen in years. 010
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 21/04/2025Sure would be nice if Congress would grow a spine and stop this craziness. 010
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 03/04/2025When Google decides to display reviews directly on the map… 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 24/03/2025They say the blue book value depreciates $1000 every time another person adds a dick or swastika to your stupid CyberTruck. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 18/02/2025Remember, Trump used his charity to commission a massive portrait of himself. This dude is 100% going to use the National Endowment to do that very same thing. Because that’s what every dictator or aspiring dictator does. 100
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 24/01/2025If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Why would shareholders ask Costco to change something that is producing massive returns? Costco has been seeing hockey stick growth, and it all occurred during a period of increased workplace inclusivity and diversity. 1150
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 23/01/2025If you filter by sold items, you see some silly shit. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 22/01/2025Maybe it was the Ride the Lighting shirt of its day. Maybe Jesus was more metal than we originally thought. 010
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 21/01/202516 only. Must be some sort of weird limitation of the on-device model, or Apple is intentionally doing this to encourage upgrading. That said, you can do this with Chat GPT, Gemini, etc. Although, the nice thing about Apple’s implementation is the quick access. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 20/01/2025I thought the Hamburglar was getting sworn in today? 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 19/01/2025Trump wants to “save” TikTok by having his administration control 50%. 010
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 12/01/2025The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this! 1120
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 11/01/2025They called the design movement #Brutalism because the concrete slides brutality shredded your ass. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 20/12/2024“America’s hottest restaurant chain” has office team building events, DoorDash drivers that keep letting the cold air in every 5 minutes, a waiter that asks how the food is right after you take a bite, and Jeremy, an 18 year old busboy who cleans your table with America’s dirtiest towel. 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 17/12/2024This guy looks like Apple’s “Old Man” emoji, but real. emojipedia.org/apple/ios-17... 000
Patrick Kelleher @patrickkelleher.me · 06/12/2024Reminder, in the future we will dress like Barry Gibb. 060
