Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is a sequel with Hegseth as, "Suck Turgidson-Son of Buck" 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, he's here. He's the nimrod standing in the back with tears rolling down his cheeks. 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He is persuasive, he has persuaded me that there is no bottom to his repulsiveness. 0210
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He'd be the perfect Dumber to Vance's Dumb. 070
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The intellectual bar for MAGA politicians is set flush to the ground. 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He makes Jacques Clouseau look like an absolute genius. 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey, wasn't Unites the Hall of Fame quarterback? 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Americans like kidney stones more than they like him. 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How's Finney's take compared to Oldman's? 210
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump to Natalie just before, "Poverty...poverty...pover...What is that? Is that the condition that affects poor people?" 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whoa! For a second, I thought Natalie wrote your post. 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ivanka got a phenomenal deal for cheap sweatshop labor. That must count for something. 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Why? Because someone stole my lunch and banished me from the playground." Womp Womp! 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How can I count my steps if you keep breaking my concentration? 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They're creepy and they're kooky Felonious and spooky ... 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I prefer the original Oceanesess Eleven over the remake. 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm still waiting for "You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown". 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rubio, " I only went down to the crossroads to tune my guitar, but now I can rationalize war crimes like a virtuoso!' 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Better check that stuff with a Geiger counter before spreading it. 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As someone who lives in an overwhelmingly red part of a very blue state, this site is a refuge from the MAGA chatter I hear on a daily basis. Although, lately I have noticed radio silence when it comes to Trump adoration. 041
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What's he talking about? His administration leaks like a fish net. 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's ok, if the Giants shit the bed this season he'll be starring as the dumb jock in the off Broadway production of "Heathers". 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Middle East is an Atlantic City casino and we are all Fred Trump now. 1190
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sounds like Thiel was taking a break from working the puppet's mouth. 030
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Four scary dudes on horseback just flew past my window. 150
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The real big moment is the Presidential diaper change. 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Foghat at the county fair drew a much larger crowd. 041
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump is the butt of American presidents. 010
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nancy Mace is a complete and total whackadoodle. 090
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The hamster is sloshed and keeps slipping off the wheel. 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Chemtrails" is the title of Jr.'s college memoir. 000
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He needs to be sent home so he can enjoy a tapioca Snack Pack. This is just cruelty at this point. 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remember when Donald Dump use to love Harry "Emden". 020
Patrick J. Allen @patrickjallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remember when Donald Dump use to love Harry "Emden". 000
