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Patrick Fabian

@patrickfabian.bsky.social

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Pomona College, Peace Corps (Türkiye), Army (ROK 1968-69), Berkeley Law. Mostly retired lawyer now in Sonoma County. Worked in San Francisco. Support your local farmers’ market. albertspruce on Threads.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 11h

Mar-a-Lago is a few hundred miles closer to Tehran.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 11h

Mar-a-Lago is a little bit closer to Tehran.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 13h

Mar-a-Lago is a few hundred miles closer to Tehran.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 18h

No one drinks beer any more.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 23h

And he can't count....

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The end of an error.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fire in the hole!

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wear my Apple Watch at night just so I won’t miss the notification.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What kind of fucking snacks should I bring?

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stupid! You're supposed to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, not restaurant employees. What an asshole.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dunning- Krueger demonstrated.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do not cancel Kash Patel's trip.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sounds like the recipe the Army used 65 years ago.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And he can’t walk without an exoskeleton.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So?

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mind the electrons Gonzo. They can really mess up a Ca’at’s day.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Medicare Part B premium is scheduled to be $209.50/month in 2027. BFD.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All they need is a plausible reason for refusing to seat Democrats on January 3, 2027 and lackey clerks.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

President pachinko brain?

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The drooling fool school of economics.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm sure President pachinko brain has done something colossally insane again today. Maybe they could cover his increasing deterioration.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

CBS News first story was about the Cornell rapists, 2nd story was body cam footage from the December 2024 arrest of Luigi Mangione. NBC did the Fly Dubai story and the Mangione. What the fuck is relevant about that?

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

President pachinko brain is going to kill us all before AI (not SI) gets around to it.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have a virtual car, that runs on virtual gasoline.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

President pachinko brain has two modes, awake & asleep. Nothing in between. Never tired, just passed out.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hate that man. You want an Anti-Christ? Thiel's looking on the wrong side of the aisle.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So Government setting rules and subsidizing health insurance companies results in bad care and enriches insurances companies, but giving money to individuals and letting the insurance companies rip them off individually is better?

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Right again, Gonzo. Don’t bite the cables, there’s electrons in there.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If he ever tells the truth, the lions in front of the NY Public Library will roar in surprise.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nice to see M.C. is maintaining his high standards.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

OK, but keep Kublai Khan out of this. He was just the product of opium dreams.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A president pachinko brain classic

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

President pachinko brain can't explain his lies.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Middle school gym teacher vibe. Weird & creepy. No wonder he got tossed as a major.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pachinko brain, lots of balls rattling downhill. All noise no sense.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No warmongers? Only patriotic cowboys?

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That interview is wild. Trump's brain is like a pachinko machine, balls bouncing around making a lot of noise and always going downhill.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There can be only one

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He’s too vain to wear his reading glasses, and I’m not sure that would make any difference.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Works on me too, but Emily disapproves of snacks so she has to put up with my noisiness.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Unites is the feminine plural of unit.

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A sweet potato did that to me. It was nasty.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ooooh, sausage with prune juice.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jesuit education has slipped.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And some fish

Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Probably the super-intelligent Grok

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But, but, but she’s a mom and she has a kitchen.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So much for the vaunted Jesuit education system.

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Grokin' the gym?

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Patrick Fabian @patrickfabian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Chicharrón de pollo.