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Patrick

@patrickd.bsky.social
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#STLCards Waiting for things to simmer down a little bit since 2010

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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really impressed with how useful Siri AI has become in iOS27. Truly a genius on my telephone.
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jesus answered, ‘If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.'” Pope: “He doesn’t mean my hat.”
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Public Enemy repping Josh Báez on stage tonight
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Another gem
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a 90s movie soundtrack you love
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Very cool and good. Don’t need to rush things guys.
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Harrison Bader approaching a fire truck on a scooter:
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In extremely unhelpful news, Amazon has stopped providing the names of the items you ordered in their confirmation/shipped/delivered emails. They now just contain a crappy AI summary of your order. In this image, it claims the training wheels I ordered for my kid’s bike are “tires”
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For those too lazy to image search:
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy Pride Night from Minnesota! #stlcards
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My man finally canceled out 3 seasons of negative WAR:
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
NIN whipped ass tonight. Loved the dual stage setup
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
At a fancy wine store and no one can figure out which is which.
A selection of various wine decanters, along with a placard listing the names of the decanters.
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
@seeingredpod.bsky.social
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Literally 10 seconds ago:
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Let’s shoot for today maybe
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Was having some issues with Screen Time on the new iOS release and Gemini had some really helpful tips
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Giving me strong ALEXANDER vibes
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Forever and ever and ever.
Matt Adams hitting a NUKE off of Clayton Kershaw in the MLB playoffs
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
We have - give or take - about 1,000,000,000 years left before the sun makes Earth uninhabitable, but billionaires will make life on Earth unbearably miserable for humanity within 100 years.
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
The cast of the film Airheads
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Day from hell AMA
The 4 panel Gru meme. 
Panel 1: Can’t find the bug in the code
Panel 2: Turn debug mode off
Panel 3: Code now works
Panel 4: Code now works
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I don’t use [and frankly can’t stand] LLM/“AI” garbage but the amount that DeepSeek has torched billions in capital amuses me. Today, it’s a bunch of squealing that “Your data is not secure on DeepSeek!!1!1!” and yet…
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Most Helpful Review (App Store) of DeepSeek spends most of its time complaining about lack of landscape mode @theonion.com
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My first Spotify Wrapped in years that wasn’t largely Disney and GoNoodle songs
My Spotify Wrapped Top 5 Artists 2024
Knocked Loose
Nails
Drug Church
The Menzingers
Neck Deep
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So the cook time for the Air Fryer Instruction Booklet is roughly 3 minutes @ 360F
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Finally
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Finally beat a #Balatro run. Now I’m done, right? I can stop now.
Final screen from a successful Balatro run
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device with no context.
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Quote with the last baseball related photo on your phone
CN Tower in Toronto taken from a seat inside the Blue Jays stadium
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #60,064!
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Second choice
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
The Anakin/Padme meme with John Cougar instead of Anakin, asking for a chili dog. Padme is trying to make sure John Cougar is only intending to eat the chili dog (though we all know he intends to suck on it)
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
…and my mitts
Mickey Rourke’s hands in Sin City
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Begging them to change the ISO setting on their 10-yo shirt pocket camera to AUTO
Mugshots of Georgis defendants with awful lighting
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Patrick @patrickd.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Every time
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