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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"If he's even he's leaving" as told by NGS on the first Jamo TD on Sunday

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can't wait for the "gotta hear both sides" InDePeNdEnT board to come in and save the day.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Live look at the multiple consulting firms the Falcons utilized to generate the 2026 season

The monopoly man carrying a wheelbarrow full of money

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Like, by this the Goff call was right but the Stidham call was wrong. (both should be fumbles in an ethical rulebook)

When a player is in control of the ball and is attempting to pass it forward, any intentional forward movement of his hand starts a forward pass.

If contact by an opponent materially affects a passer after the passer begins his throwing motion, it is a forward pass if he passes the ball, regardless of where the ball strikes the ground, a player, an official, or anything else. When this occurs, intentional grounding rules do not apply.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gotta keep track of non-standard player comps from teammates as the season goes on, as it stands Nix currently on top

Courtland sutton went to the zoo and thought the mountain lion reminded him of Bo Nix

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So...After consulting my preferred Data Brokers i've generated an advanced algorithm regarding 49ers success for this (and every) season

Are the niners good?
Trent healthy?
Yes
No

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

After that ,my interest in Dabo vs Lane is somehow even lower than it was

Alien vs Predator graphic "Whoever wins we lose"

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

One of the more momentous moments in #ChipTracker history

Baker Mayfield has multiple shoulder chips in 2026

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Google Photos throws together random collections of pictures for slideshows and this one is a hit Every. Single. Time.

some sort of billboard PSA featuring "syphilis tsunami" behind a Carl's Jr.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Comments on this LLM home decoration ad are helping me this morning

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looks like it was designed by a soulless machine - perfect!
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my jaw stayed in place
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hinth of

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They gave Mike the Rick James couch edit ha

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One of those things that just got in my head and had to come out

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The good guys don't make it after gutting out an extroidinary effort against a super weapon and a closing performance from a space wizard.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th, here's an old song I wrote commemorating the founders on the sideways iron cross site

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GW:Gimme the TEETH!
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GW: I want a set of Negro teeth, you can snatch them from their heads I do not CARE if they can eat! I want the Teeth! (dancers):TEETH
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*dancers pounding giant molars*
GW:Rip some more from out their heads, man so what if they won't like me you can free them when i'm dead.
Harvest the TEETH(teeth)
Do not tell me its not good, they won't write it in the books, they can just say they're made of wood.
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

this was the angle they used to show that he touched it

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

here he was 6 years ago platforming another conservative liar from another conservative think tank while usefully behaving as though the arguments were in good faith.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Learning more and more about the supplemental draft every day

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Curiosity got me, they're 4oz cap removed and the flyer says they support all cops so it's worse than i imagined

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Great work on the part of these researchers to build a neural network to show that scoring more points correlates to winning

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Was ready for the roof to come off this thing if this corner was successful

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Leonard WIlliams adds the entire Seahawks team to the #2026ChipTracker this is truly hacking the system. Unlimited motivation

“I think I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a little extra motivation from hearing that type of stuff,” Seahawks defensive lineman Leonard Williams told reporters on Thursday. “There’s extra chips on our shoulder. We just came off of a Super Bowl winning season. People are still giving other people favorites over us. But at the same time, like I said, it’s always about us, it’s about our process. I think that is still adding fuel to the fire for guys. At the same time we’re going to stick to our process regardless of what other people outside may think.”

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Landry Shamet in the 2026 postseason:

Machine Digimon. It is a large Digimon with a massive quantity of firearms. Possessing outstanding firepower,

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Fellas, our long national nightmare is over

MAN MADE WASH
3-IN-1 BODY WASH, SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER FOR BEARD, HAIR & BODY

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Ah now that i know this crucial context I've changed my opinion: they should've booed him so forcefully that he deuced himself and then laughed until he cried

Blah blah blah some dumb shit but here it is anyway

Have seen lots of coverage of Eric Schmidt getting booed at U Arizona commencement.
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I looked at what he actually said, which seems important and right, to me.
(For the record: he's a friend from the pre-Google era.)
See sample below.
>> But I want to say something to you this evening as clearly as I can. To speak of the future, as though it has already been decided, is to surrender the one thing that actually matters. You are surrendering your agency. The future does not simply arrive. It gets built in laboratories, in dormitories, in startups, in classrooms, in legislators, and the people building it will be you and people like you.
The question is not whether Al will shape the world - it will. The question is whether you will help shape artificial intelligence. We do not know the precise contours of what this transformation will look like. But what we do know is it will require each of us to adapt in ways that we cannot yet anticipate.
My hope is that you will choose to engage, that you choose to be in the room where these decisions take place, and to have a voice in how they're made.
When you are in that room, bring something with you - bring the values that make us human in the first place. The technology on its own is just a tool. It will optimize for what we tell it to optimize for. But somebody has to decide, and in your lifetime, that somebody is going to be you. <<
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

could be video of him ripping that thing to our gd Moon idc

TRENDING: #Steelers rookie QB Drew Allar is going viral after a video of...

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

HBD to John Brown who inspired my fav tshirt

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

May around the corner just making sure prequelmemes still got it.

A meme depicting the final confrontation skywalker, and Obi-Wan Kenobi on Mustaphar in which Anakin tells Obi-Wan that he is underestimating his power and Obi-Wan respond "don't try it"and Skywalker is captured as a colored blonde predator and Kenobi as a brightly colored poisonous animal. Anyway thanks for reading this alt text the forces of capital must be destroyed

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Finally got a spam texter to break character ha, worth it.

Today 8:19 AM
Not sure if you got my last text, but l'm a real person here to help.
You can still apply for the new options before premiums increase.
Would you like a 2026 health insurance quote?- N to end
Today 3:54 PM
id like insurance ceos to be expropriated and investigated and care provided to all those in need.
I support *you* comrade. How can we destroy them?
lol. It's a racket. Sadly we have to buy in because they charge so much for procedures. Go broke if something happens.
They're screwing us so i KNOW they're doing you. If you get any evidence hold on to it! Rooting for ya
The sender is not in your contact list.
Report Junk

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Literally nothing else gets the "Off-Duty" treatment. Legacy media loves to excuse Potus, but if he threatened Vatican city at 3am in his underwear from Palm Beach even he wouldn't get "Off-Duty"

Phoenix police sergeant under investigation for off-duty actions at student ICE protest
The report goes on to say that Mullen confronted students and that despite recommending he move to avoid further

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

(Spoilers) If ya wanna follow along here's Fernando's script for today

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Every once in a while a reply to another reply really gets me

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

New NFL Daily in your feed today , as free agency has left some fanbases in need of a Pep talk. Felt like the Cardinals needed some more.

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