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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14h
Well, at least she isn't claiming to be a Surgeon!
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14h
"I wonder what the poor people are doing."
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At least he spared us by not going full 'Bare-chested Putin Wrestles Tiger'.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Note to all Starlink users: It doesn't matter if you are a Government, Commerce related, or posting cat pics, Elon can cut Starlink off in a second. Sounds like people should be looking for alternatives. Not to mention that some people say Elon has been Data Mining all your\our Comms.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Ready to Roll...into the dumpster of History.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Note to all Starlink users: It doesn't matter if you are a Government, Commerce related, or posting cat pics, Elon can cut Starlink off in a second. Sounds like people should be looking for alternatives. Not to mention that some people say Elon has been Data Mining all your\our Comms.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Note to all Starlink users: It doesn't matter if you are a Government, Commerce related, or posting cat pics, Elon can cut Starlink off in a second. Sounds like people should be looking for alternatives. Not to mention that some people say Elon has been Data Mining all your\our Comms.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He's showing a strong Roman Coliseum vibe. Democrats vs Lions? Or is it "people say I'm a Lion""Lion, Liar what's the difference?"
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You could have stopped after "Just remember you could be Kimberly Guilfoyle."
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How about 'Sh*t Creek'? As in "Up Sh*t Creek without a paddle".
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pro Tip for Danni: If you don't want diverse groups coming to the province don't put up "Come to Alberta" ads in the Toronto subway system.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hope they sent the $ to Oregon.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WOW! Now that's how you woo the Voters before Midterms, you smooth talking Devil!
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Isn't he a bit old for you, Donnie?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Posthumously, of course.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How did that Christ guy die, um?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's not revenge. It's self-defence to stop murderous invaders FFS.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But were those patients MEXICAN??Gotcha,Hah!
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AWWWW, What's a little oil money between homicidal friends?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So, it is BAD when the 'Feds' offer money to Cities to build denser housing, which is a prime(al) scream Danni has about Immigrants taking up space, but it's GOOD when Danni makes the money go away?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I want to hear what they have to say. One of their grieves is that we don't listen, only flip them the bird. Let's listen to their schpiel - and then take 'em apart.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Since Trump likes deporting ppl to foreign prisons, how 'bout when he's tried and convicted, you send him to prison in Ukraine?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not Solitary. Bunking with 3 large non-white Democrats.😘
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How is the 'Cease Fire' going? 'Nuff said.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So, Elon wants your credit card info?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And those ARE the Rocky Mountains in the background, Trumpie!😂
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And the Rest of the World will ignore THAT the same way we ignore Gulf of america, Lake america, Trump Strait, and whatever else he has renamed. (I originally typed 'remaimed'). I'm not sure which is better.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doogie Howser's sociopathic brother will be in jail before that happens.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Bread & Circuses', but who can afford Bread?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And THESE PEOPLE want to outlaw DRAG?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooops. I meant Poilievre the Puzzle Master.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember his Election Ad where he turns a puzzle piece over and over and over like he can't decide which side goes up?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gee, maybe they can't afford fuel for their trucks.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wasn't she in Terry Gilliam's Brazil?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
va te faire foutre, Musk.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After the way he 'helped' Paxton? They'd be better off sharing a stage with AOC.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They're getting snacks, merch, and using the washroom! You know how long the lines are. That's where they are!
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's Great! Gas prices are through the roof and Diaper Don wants to lower how many miles per gallon we get, making each trip we take cost even more! Genius.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when Trump got bigly mad when Exxon said they wouldn't touch these scrap heaps?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You forgot Deepfakes of that B*tch who wouldn't date you 'cause you wouldn't stop talking about Taxidermy.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥- Pants On Fire.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ImPlausible Deniability?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, that's what they mean by 3D chess.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remove the 'Shadow Docket'?
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As my mother would say"Take a number and stand in line, just like the Deli counter".
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awwsome! Dat Cat plays 1 handed, like Oscar Peterson adopted after his stroke.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
C'mon. This is likely the only consensual sex many of them will ever have.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And dressed as Furries! Complaining about how often the classroom litter box is changed.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
US Gov't can 'brick' the F-35 with a command & also control access to munitions. Starlink can (and has) cut off service on Elon's whim. Nobody who values sovereignty should buy American.
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patrickcan1.bsky.social @patrickcan1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How about $10? We KNOW what you are. We're only negotiating your price.
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