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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

figuring out how I’d punish Man City got me like Monsieur Thénardier

PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

City’s decision to replace one of the best ever PL managers with one of the best ever Championship managers looking pretty prescient right now

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The entire Spurs midfield look like they're on yellow cards. You can just walk past them with no resistance. No tactical sophistication can fix this, these guys are all blood type weakling

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I like Slow Horses fine but it does feel like it gamed the system the way Sideways did, by appealing to the exact demographic to which most reviewers belong

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hope Declan Rice isn’t planning to play with his grandkids

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“You’re reading a tweet. It’s about the Gospels. But it contains a typo”

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Also has long been a Farage sympathiser. But saying this, you might as well say "Trans people should be rubbed out"

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Obviously this is disgusting on its face, but what’s especially stupid is that Rowling is not smart, or savvy, or a skilled advocate. Her online presence is that of an unwell, spiralling bigot. If you say you like her, you are simply saying that you prize victimising trans people over everything.

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RedditFCS @redditfcs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is not a joke: Valpo has a freshman DB on their team named Kaiser Wilhelm valpoathletics.com/sports/footb...

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Another absolutely insane one.

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They can do whatever tbh, 85m for Gakpo is hilarious

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

But he's good! Paying a lot of money for a good player with rare skills doesn't have to lead to paying a lot of money for an ok player with feet and a head

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

85 MILLION?! FOR CODY GAKPO?!

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Got to find a way to get Rico Lewis in

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If Arteta had really wanted to impress, he’d have taken Saka off at half-time

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“Player keen on Saudi move” is one word shorter than ”For sale: baby shoes, never worn”

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Heartbreaking: Marshall McLuhan Just Made A Great Point

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This does raise the possibility that Arsenal approached Konsa because someone misheard Arteta

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The Transfer Flow @thetransferflow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Premier League Season Previews are back, covering all 20 clubs, out August 17. Last year, we called Cherki's £34m City move "a bit of a heist" and said Reijnders' £50m fee wasn't worth it. Cherki had one of the league's best creative seasons; Reijnders didn't back his fee. We got both calls right.

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I mean, that is the stupidest and therefore likeliest outcome, right?

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Now that’s a Mourinho-shaped striker

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You’re an insane person

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

As a classics grad, I thought I would be safe from “thing you know a lot about becomes the discourse”. Then we got 15 years of retellings of classical myth, unfuckable dweebs discovering stoicism, and a Nolan Odyssey. I’m too angry a person for this

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s not criticism! It’s not even a review! It’s just a typical classicist’s gut reaction to something she perceives as an adulteration of the text. I had a professor who said Gladiator was bad BECAUSE it was historically inaccurate. These people do not judge films the way normal film-goers do!

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ex-pro commentators are the real-life version of that David Attenborough ”I don’t like this animal. Skip it” tweet

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Someone told Spain they get the Falklands if they win this

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Americans are always trying to clown Brits for how they pronounce Spanish names and then you hear them say ”Fabian Ruiz” or even “Perez” and you realize they have no fucking idea what they’re talking about

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That was beneath the Muppets

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The automated offside works very well, but why are refs not just playing on when they can? It’s been frustrating all tournament

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The thing is, even this disgusting tacky horseshit can’t ruin the World Cup. It’s too good.

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Maybe I will live to regret this, but I am extremely fine with Arsenal not signing this guy at this price

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sure, maybe given the options he might have contributed, but I still think his attributes exist in other places in the squad. Wharton would have been more valuable.

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Mainoo is promising but he is not a game controller of any kind. He can dribble and carry, and England had plenty of that. They needed guys who could pass.

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Those are both much better players than Mainoo

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I wouldn't really argue that, say, Curtis Jones deserved a place in the England squad but it sure would have been nice to have him and Wharton if, for example, keeping the ball might help you win

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

These midfield rotations from Spain are going to be uncontainable unless the France front 4 start tracking better

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Sticking with the 4-2-3-1? Upamecano following his man all the way to the Spain penalty area? Someone schedule an MRI for Deschamps

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

[Whenever a game goes to extra time or starts after 11pm at the World Cup] i ain’t watching all that But I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Everyone agrees that Anderson is a better passer than Rice but Rice goes off and 2 or 3 other guys are having to run possession, not Anderson. Doesn’t have the right blood type - you need to be an Odegaard-style AB+ universal recipient

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Lucas Digne is extremely polar bear in Arlington, Texas in this France lineup

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hang on, straight knockout?! what happens when you’re down to 3 teams?

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is honestly better than any of Wenger’s ideas to improve the game. Especially changing the official term to “football battle“

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Atleti going to keep taking swings on blah DMs until one of them speaks Cholo

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Please expand on this. Every game happens consecutively in one stadium, or we build a mega stadium with multiple pitches in it? Open to both tbh

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PvS @patrickbvs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

America’s pastime babyyy

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