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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 11h
They said sir...
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
And don't whine about how ugly the history is. The history is what it is: it should capture what actually happened. If you want a clean history that looks like you squashed each PR, what you want is `git log --first-parent`.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
Just make PRs with a succession of commits. Craft your commits with care. Rebase until the commits look nice and reviewable. Then merge them with normal merge commits.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
Inevitably, your "real work" ends up depending on these little cleanup items. If you force each of these cleanup items to be its own PR, then you end up with a chain of interdependent PRs to be reviewed, which bogs everything down.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
We can probably agree that people should leave the codebase better than they found it. That means fixing little incidental annoyances as you go, and refactoring things to make your changes easier. The thing is...
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
Commits should be small, atomic, self-contained changes serving a single purpose. No argument there. Pull requests are just a bunch of work someone wants to merge. That's all. It is counterproductive to make them follow the same rules as commits because they're not commits.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
With each PR being one commit, and commits being single small, well-defined changes, you end up being led toward concluding that PRs should also be single small, well-defined changes which, despite GitHub marketing, is a Bad Idea that kills your productivity and helps your codebase rot.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 29/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: squashing commits when merging pull requests is a major mistake.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 28/09/2026
Ray Parker Jr
Ray Parker Junior with his jacket open and hanging off one shoulder, revealing a Ghostbusters t-shirt
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 28/09/2026
BTW this entire show is hilarious. The bit about refrigerator salesmen is probably my favourite joke ever.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 28/09/2026
Brian Regan 22 years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdHS...
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Brian Regan - Walkie Talkie - I Walked on the Moon
YouTube video by BrianReganComic
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 28/09/2026
AI slop
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 27/09/2026
Those kinds of accusations say more about the accuser than the accused.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 27/09/2026
(Caveat: I did these calculations myself and I'm not an expert. Take with a grain of salt.)
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 27/09/2026
We know of no way to form such tiny black holes, so the only lunar-mass black holes that exist are primordial, and we have little evidence yet that those exist. Known black holes won't even begin evaporating until the very very far future. Like on the order of half a trillion years from now.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 27/09/2026
Something I think people don't say often enough about Hawking radiation: There are no known black holes anywhere in the universe that are actually evaporating. Any black hole more massive than the moon has a temperature lower than the cosmic microwave background, so they absorb more than they emit.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 26/09/2026
“Your highness, you are as far from the pyramids as from TikTok”
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 25/09/2026
You're doing a bit, right? No way an actual human thinks this.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 24/09/2026
This is great and I'm glad he's doing it. More opera fans = better. But when I get to the end of this video all I hear is "I'll see you at the show AAAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 24/09/2026
Wait what
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 24/09/2026
There should be a Nobel Prize in science communication.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 23/09/2026
Wow! Have you ever seen a reading under 500 indoors before?
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 23/09/2026
*years
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 23/09/2026
Maybe OP?
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 22/09/2026
What's the part you hate to say?
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Voldemor: Sourire Maléfique
Alt: Ralph Feinnes as Voldemort
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 20/09/2026
Cripes. The perpetrator is 11 years old. Let’s just get some perspective here.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
I stand corrected! Could be either one.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
Huh I've been googling and it seems the C64 came in a number of colours around the world. I still kinda think that photo is a VIC-20 but I could be wrong.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
Bro that's a VIC-20. The tan-coloured function keys.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
Well what are you waiting for
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
Not exactly. "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort." If you, for example, use your troops to invade Minnesota, or side with Putin against America's interests, or pardon insurrectionists...
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
If only the US constitution contained a definition of "treason" to prevent people from tossing that word at each other and rendering it meaningless.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
This same thinking led Kamala Harris to pick Israel over Palestine, and look how that turned out.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 19/09/2026
Weird indeed. I happen to like DST but I'm fully aware it's just about how humans schedule their day and nothing more.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 18/09/2026
Noted
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peptostate @peptostate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
George Lucas: "It's like poetry, they rhyme..." Vin Diesel, nodding: "Vin Diesel."
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 18/09/2026
The Beaverton never misses
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 18/09/2026
he is Groot
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 17/09/2026
Or like I couldn’t have asked it myself if I wanted a guess from the guessing machine.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 16/09/2026
Might be this thread. Hard to tell. bsky.app/profile/patr...
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 16/09/2026
Yeah 🤷
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 16/09/2026
Dang I just realized I got blocked by them. I wonder why.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 14/09/2026
Klingon telling Riker that Gagh, a Klingon dish that resembles a pile of worms, is always best when served live
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 14/09/2026
I could have sworn just like a few months ago it was illegal to lie about your product in advertising.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 14/09/2026
I've become convinced that AI defeats us by weaponizing our own laziness and apathy against us.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 14/09/2026
No that's not it. That's what Trump says.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 12/09/2026
Fair, answer, but it's worth considering whether this particular style has been destroyed by AI and it's time to adjust. This kind of image doesn't evoke what it did a decade ago.
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Patrick Doyle 🇨🇦 @patrick.doyle.lol · 12/09/2026
Fucking guy. I think Irish unification would be cool, but now that Trump wants it, it will never happen.
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