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Patricia Kalember

@patriciakalember.bsky.social
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Actor, home cook, just trying to get by.

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Symphony Space @symphonyspace.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
On this week's Selected Shorts episode, Sleight of Hand, actors @patriciakalember.bsky.social, Daniel Gerroll, Hettienne Park, and Kate Burton perform stories by Penelope Lively, @rokwon.bsky.social, and Dave Eggers. Take a listen wherever you get your podcasts. bit.ly/4lxXCOD
Headshot of Patricia Kalember.Headshot of Daniel Gerroll.Headshot of Hettienne Park.Headshot of Kate Burton.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Symphony Space @symphonyspace.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
On the Selected Shorts episode No Filter, @patriciakalember.bsky.social performs the story “Best Western” by Louise Erdrich. You can enjoy an excerpt of the compelling performance here, and then listen to the full story wherever you get your podcasts. bit.ly/42czb22
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
His acolytes are so predictable, they’re either mobbed up, pin-striped “guys” or pornified pnuematic blondes, even the brunettes have “caramel highlights”, with nary a wrinkle in sight.
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Symphony Space @symphonyspace.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The second story on this Selected Shorts episode, No Filter, is read by @patriciakalember.bsky.social. In “Best Western” by Louise Erdrich, a young wife wrestles with the reality of her marriage. You can listen wherever you get your podcasts. bit.ly/42czb22 (Photo by @qbertplaya.bsky.social)
Patricia Kalember, a woman wearing glasses and a black dress, stands on the stage in front of a microphone reading a story.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Watching the news hour tonight talking about Russia’s push into the arctic, and the penny dropped re Trump’s seemingly random lusting for Greenland. Man we’re in trouble.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I find myself saying, “oh fuck all the way off” far too much these days.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Karma has a place for fascists. Here’s hoping.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
January 6th? Anyone?
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It’s so on point Repubs care about the “unborn” but are willing to rip life saving aid from the world.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I expect this BS from the bloviating orange man, but what the heck happened to JD Vance? Does he know most of the MAGA supporters would be more than happy to deport his wife and children?
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
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How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
“Rich people are careless, they’re gonna break things.”
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Michael J. Knowles, didn’t know who he was, saw him on PBS, wow, young nazis gonna nazi
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The cruelty isn’t a “bug” it’s a feature.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I can’t stop thinking of a famous diplomatic quote, “if you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu”.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Listening to two people’s stories of being fired, one days from the probationary time ending, reminds me not just how stupid this regime was, but how cruel it’s always been.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Anyone else worried past “anti regime” posts might lead to a knock at your door?
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I made a hat!
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Oh Jared’s been salivating over the Gaza Strip for development for a few years, but please let’s talk about who would want to live there? Displacing people who have lived there for generations? I don’t recognize this world.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Instead of barking at the moon, “Dems do something!” I suggest you call the nearest local republican representative and give them hell.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I thought this was very interesting
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I know and love transgender people. Why the hate? Why the punishment? Today was a very bad day in our country, and watching Stephen Miller’s smug lying face made it worse. The outrage just builds.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It’s only been a week, and if you don’t think this is batshit crazy? Oh, I guess you voted for this.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Dog Whisperer? I’ll take anything
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Honestly? At this point? Wheel of Fortune will do.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Boy it’s tough to dodge “the supreme leader’s coronation”, but I’m trying, I’m really trying. Old Graham Norton shows? Beat Bobby Flay? Great British Baking Show? And when all else fails, there’s always SVU reruns, or as my Aunt used to call them, “those murder shows”.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I had to turn off the “pre inauguration” speech, culminating with the Village People. I wanna new drug.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Anybody else hear the commercial narrated by Mike Huckabee shilling the “children’s guide to President Trump?” How they can learn about how he will “make America great again”? It comes with illustrations and a brown shirt.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I hit a wall today. Maybe it was the release of Jack Smith’s report, nada, or the supposed vetting of the serial sexual abuser Hegseth, where Repubs just wah wah wah, it was made up? We are in a new time.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Watching the events unfolding, I don’t think our democracy will hold. I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think I am.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m now, at my ripe old age understanding why the right hated Jimmy Carter. How did that narrative take hold? Follow the money, always.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
How are those egg prices?
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I lost half my brain cells listening to this garbage. Gonna be a Looooonnnnnnggggg four years.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m telling you and not just because my husband has dual citizenship, Brexit was the biggest mistake ever.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Just got back from Savannah, yes, beautiful, but haunted. I grew up in the south, and when I return, there’s an uncomfortableness. I can’t shake it.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
And I’m sure I’m last to the realization that IG, FB, X, is nothing more than a tool to sell us stuff.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’m starting to realize food, cooking, is the great unifier. Everybody’s gotta eat, right?
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
OK, first, “Official Elon Musk” started following me, now “Maye Musk” is piling on. Am I being trolled? Or is this an attempt to monitor? I mean….what the what?
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"
thelondoneconomic.com
European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
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The deep historical forces that explain Trump’s win
Our research shows that political breakdown, from the Roman Empire to the Russian revolution, follows a clear pattern: workers’ wages stagnate, while elites multiply
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Pumpkin supreme pie, a layer of cheesecake, a layer of pumpkin pie with a brown sugar pecan top. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The bait and switch was so anticipated that I can’t even call it that. Hello project 2025
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Kevin Kline giving no movie star F’s in Disclaimer? Props to you my friend. So, so good
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Looking for my Power/Force people here?
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Tom Hooman not to be confused with a human, has plans, heads up
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Patricia Kalember @patriciakalember.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Deleted my the formerly known as Twitter app, and it felt really, really good.
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