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Patrice

@patricefromcali.blacksky.app
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Here for the Jokes 😂🤣😆, book reviews 📚 and to live skeet my shows 📺. scary movies 👻 and music 🎶🎼🎵

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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Manhattan beach
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
This place may seem like nothing. - hole in a wall. But beeen around for 40 years, best Mexican food. That first bite is am orgasm in my mouth.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Really Los Angeles extreme heat warning is how you welcome me home
Weather a green shot, 83 degrees in Garden. Extreme heat warning
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Escape room for my daughter’s birthday. Hilarious and fun
Wall that is brown, with a blue
 tv screen.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
After my morning walk, stopped at this hippy coffee shop/ dispensary. They make THC infused Tea, coffee and boba Tea. Brought an infused mocha iced latte. And this for my Tea at home. Drinking a cup now let’s how strong it is. I haven’t had THC anything for a couple Of years now. Pray for me saints
Green box with cosmic written across next to a blue a green dropper bottle. Sitting on a black spotted counter
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Trying to make homemade red sauce from my graden. But I need bay leaves and garlic. Yall think if I go to sleep and go to work in the morning the green tomatoes will be ready to fry?
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Produce from my My raggedy ass garden
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
My raggedy ass garden
My raggedy ass garden My raggedy ass garden My raggedy ass garden My raggedy ass garden
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026
Curling up with the family watching scream 2
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026
I don’t see how yall live in states with heat index over 100 degrees. It stays in the 80’s and that’s too damn hot for ME
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
I can’t stand sitting and getting my hair braided. That’s why I only do this once a year for vacation time. Good thing got through a lot of Tony Morrison sula
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 28/06/2026
Lauryn Hill and ziggy remediation song cover song
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Eve. Rat race
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 16/06/2026
Unlocked a core memory with these. Growing up in Cali we called them big sticks at the ice cream truck. Found them at the grocery store the kids and I been tearing them up.
Orange and red Popsicles with a brown hand
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 15/06/2026
I absolutely love going home.
Streets, tress, homes and the beach
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
Spending my Sabbath going through my kids clothes for the school year. And watching soccer in Spanish.
A TV with soccer players in yellow and red
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Day 1 of summer break. Ask the kids what would they be doing at 10am. Both said recess or P.E. So my expectations walk, read and of course dad say make your own meals. #summerbreak like they say use your school stomach
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
My life changed when I ate a carrot raw. Who in the hell said to cook carrots
Black woman looking confused
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
End of the school is expensive. The kids wanted to ride the school bus this year. I didn’t want them to. Their dad said let them. The bus driver kept them safe. I brought gifts to give for their last ride. Then my husband brought these expensive ass gift cards
Gift cards that are red
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
🤣🤣 children really be trying check you. The weather is beautiful husband and I went on a walk around the neighborhood and sat on the porch talking. 12 boy: what yall been doing? Me: spending time with my man. Do they not realize he was my man before yall dad.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
My therapist sits in between these cute little shops. Shop before my session. Brought some oil based non- alcohol based. Natural oil perfume. 😍😍 she found her new scent.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026
My daughter had the audacity to say. They watched lion king at after school and she didn’t like the original lion king. So we watching it as a family. Than you can say you dislike it
TV with lion king on. Pictures and a jersey
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 31/05/2026
Shout out to left eye. TLC became big when I was in 4th grade. And I asked my mom what was that on her eye. She gave me the whole sex talk. Big up my mom and Left eye
Black woman with glasses and a condom on her left eye
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 31/05/2026
I love winter. But end of spring early summer is a vibe. Just was Sitting on the porch reminiscing with my kids me growing up in the 90’s in Long Beach. 🤣🤣Boys used to really battle rap in a group on school campus. #90’s #summer PS my son practicing all summer
Trees at night with a basketball hoop
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 29/05/2026
Lord knows I wanted to stay home. But my little cousins getting baptized on the lake. So here we are supporting
Lake with trees and mountain in the background
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 25/05/2026
The lake was beautiful and fun. Rain held off so we can enjoy the day. But baby I am tired. Time to relax
Picture of a lakePicture of a lake Two boys playing basketball
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026
Every year I will say these are my favorite. My husband planted them 5 years ago when our daughter graduated from high school. White and red Azuela bushes, they re- bloom every year. She came home this year and we got to hang out in the yard 👧🏽👸🏾🤰🏽
Red Azuela bushesWhite Azuela bushes
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
Loving these bushes. Planted them the year my daughter graduated from high school. They bloom very year since.
Red bushes 
White bushes
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 25/04/2026
My Jamaican husband, tried to tell ME from South Central Los Angeles, to use Brown sugar to make my kool aide cups. 🙄 told my kids if you don’t do nothing else right in life you going to make kool aide right
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
I used to read my kids a book then pat their backs until they fell asleep. My son asked me to stop patting his back.
Black man, mouth open crying.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
Breonna Taylor’s death is hurtful and horrifying and wrong. She was peacefully sleeping in her bed. She was a medical worker. The police had the wrong house. We can be killed in our own bed when the police make mistakes. and they are not held accountable!
Breonna Taylor
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
The library during spring break was amazing. Took the kids there, checked out some books for me. as I checked out they me told the author of “Happy land” a black woman. Gave the book away. I can read it and keep it or give it back to the library
Books. “Happy land”, “John Lewis” and Pan Y Dulce” Books. “Happy land”, “John Lewis” and Pan Y Dulce”
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 30/03/2026
Traumatizing my kids one uno game at a time
Brown hand holding uno cards Brown hands with a table and uno cards on it
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 22/03/2026
Is casino time the same as airport? Cause I am turnt like it’s not 3pm on a Sunday. Anyways happy birthday to my husband. PS f these slot machines
Slot machine with a hand holding a drink
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
Elk crossing. They commanded the road. The whole road was on stop 😆
Elk on the road 
Elk on the road Elk on the road
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 21/03/2026
Road trip!!!! 🚗🚘🚙 my husband birthday weekend
Highway with the sky, clouds, mountain and cars
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
I am so damn proud of myself. Went to sport’s man warehouse and got my husband a birthday gift. A fishing rod. Which I learned is used for trout and catfish.
A fishing rodSign of a store sportsman’s warehouse
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026
It’s snowing and it still don’t say it’s snowing but it say 80 on Sunday
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026
Yesterday; today
Park with rain Snow on the ground
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 16/03/2026
Rain and storming today but felt like going for a walk
Park with dark clouds and bare trees.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 14/03/2026
If you want to go to heaven lay upon my breast
Screen shot of the song Ye yo
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 14/03/2026
The husband and I watching Star Trek yesterday, laughing how Tv used to be whatever was on was on. Star Trek used to be the only thing on
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
Last gardening picture my only boy the baby boy working a digger helping me. #blackgardening
Black boy on a digger Black boy on a digger
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
We don’t clean out all last years. Green onions . We learned runners go in the back. Runners took over our beds. This year cucumbers, broccoli, beans and greens that won’t run. Melon and Squash going in the back we learned from last season. Any advice from #blackgardening
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
Baby girl my favorite with the white flowers. Planted a male and female apple tree 11 years ago with husband and kids. My oldest went to college and graduated and she just now producing. She teaches me patients and the course of life
Plants and trees and grass Plants and trees and grass
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
Walk through my planting season. This looks like like nothing. But it’s lemon balm and mint. Worked at a school 7 years ago that had a garden and gave away plants. For 7 years mint and lemon balm take over a side of my house. Have you ever had fresh mint tea?
Weeds and leaves
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
Walk through gardening time. Left after, right before the gardening bed. Didn’t clean it all out because it’s strawberries and a lot more growing in an old raised bed
Strawberry leaves Raised bed full of plantings
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 10/03/2026
Someone tell this man we have work in the morning. 😴💤🛌 going to bed.
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 09/03/2026
My husband the only man on earth have 3-4 projects going all at once. He leveling off the property cause he say too Many hills. He redoing the garage to an apartment and remodeling the laundry room
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Patrice @patricefromcali.blacksky.app · 08/03/2026
I have spent my good years partying in Hollywood, south Central, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx and the city. Nothing compares to hanging with my kids listening to music and playing cards with my kids
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