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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Got dragged to sushi by a friend, waiting for the white folks next to us to clock that we and the staff are all Chinese and not Japanese
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Getting to be that kind of weather where you ain't recognize half the people in your life cause the humidity done fucked up their hair into all new topographies
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bitch I have seen what y'all do for girl dinner
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
With the ac units replaced the fancy alarm clock will finally stop bitching at me that the sleep temperature is too high
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It honestly rules that the rest of the WNBA is going to develop a generations long blood feud with the Fever and go absolutely feral every time they play and we can all enjoy how they make them suffer.
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Skill issue
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Second ac window unit getting replaced mere hours before shit escalates into the mid 90s 🙏
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
show me a comic book page you love, no explanation needed
Page from Jed MacKay's Moon Knight, issue 9. Stained Glass Scarlet, a supernatural character stylized as a woman with a golden face with no features but panes of glass, red hair, and a crown of thorns looks on in shock as Hunter's Moon summons Khonshu, the ancient Egyptian falcon god of the moon, wrapped in mummy's cloth, looming over Hunter's Moon

Scarlet: what is this? 

Hunter's Moon: The Embracer. The Healer. The Pathfinder. The Defender of those who travel at night. Greatest of the Great gods. Khonshu. Hello, father. 

Khonshu: My son.
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I appreciate that I've curated my Instagram enough that mostly today I'm just getting a flood of videos roasting Caitlin Clark
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" I was eating wings when a ten cent night was just a random day of the week and not a sure sign of a failing Health Department grade
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
watching Wings - Sky and lemme tell you if you're the type of hooper who relishes physicality it absolutely discourages a lot of people from trying to engage you in stuff beyond common fouls. once again, if it's a close game, basketball is fundamentally about who is less bitchmade.
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Eat shit Zverev
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
you'd love to see Zverev go out like this
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'll say what we're all afraid to Jannik Sinner has a very similar face to Jodi Foster
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There are at least three. Don't play games with me, kid.
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chucktown is partying tonight 843 baby
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
always a good sign when you get something from the bakery/deli at the supermarket and at checkout half the employees are like, "we sell that?"
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor Officially Withdraws from Maine Senate Race
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
bumblehog
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
eating a dessert I made up that is like if you lobotomized mango sago
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We need a rookies vs sophomores event at this next NBA All Star weekend cause the new kids look tough as hell
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Chili, slaw, white onions, yellow mustard
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Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background @patreynoldsllm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am peering through the veil into a groupchat because the geniuses who built this place somehow have it so if you're suspended you still get push notifications to your phone for chat messages
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