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Pat Griffith

@patred.bsky.social
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Smallmouth bass fishing and smalLS block Chevy autocrossing. Formerly capitaLOLs at the other place.

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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you look at at that! It's a [checks phone] cowbird. Cowbirds lay eggs in other bird nests so those birds can raise their young. Cowbird? More like, dickbird.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been slowly warming to Andrew Songs.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The AI should have linked to Hoosier Bear's actual YT video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=az_a...
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Hoosier Bear!
YouTube video by patred48
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They agree to these interviews to make "the quiet part out loud" seem normal.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Per the usual, he's the 13th best pick for the job, and the 14th best pick is even worse.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Obviously fake -- there aren't people in the arch or others taking selfies in front of the arch. Or wandering aimlessly into the picture.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
All the brown people who came to the U.S. to watch their country's team are on a watchlist now.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I thought he was the doppelganger of former Washington Capitals goalie Hunter Shepard.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ima just gonna leave this right here. www.viruscomix.com/sloan.html
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Sloan 1
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AI sucks.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Usually I make fun of tourons for this, but he was a respectful distance away. The bison got triggered by something (the truck? the bison wouldn't return my request for comments).
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The U.S. probably shouldn't have had tried to pass the ball to the Belgian players as much.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
AI junk.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anybody who thinks this story is real is in a cult.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I secretly hope Jack Smith is in his basement every night sipping bourbon and collecting receipts.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Still trying to figure out how he got Selke votes in three straight seasons. Maybe because of hits?
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Defensively dire is a great way of saying soft.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They had planned to climb to the top of The Reflecting Pool, but after what has happened in recent weeks they figured this would be easier.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Writing my boss to see if I can take a mental health break for three months. I'll keep you all posted!
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There's no way his narcissistic ass is going to ever resign because that will admit he was wrong.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That wouldn't work in the U.S. We are required by law to slow down for anything that is going on in the lanes heading in the opposite direction. If we can't see what's going on in the other lanes, we can't rubber-neck.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
But all those brown people are taking the jobs of white folks!
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think I would be a good White House reporter. Any time he says something, I would interject, "Oh yeah?!!  Prove it!!" like I was 8 years old, and I just met a kid who said he was bionic.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Surprised she voted against him at all. And he hasn't thrown her under the bus.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This has been going on for years under every single presidential administration. You just now angered by it?
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He said, "Just a minute" when I asked him to sign this card. I figured he would blow me off. But when he was done talking to the guy, he signed the card!
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I always took cards of Braves players and the opposition to games hoping to get an autograph, like every kid does. Before the game, I spotted Mr. Gwynn talking to someone in the first row, and I tried to get his autograph. It seemed like he knew the guy he was talking to.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
RIP Tony Gwynn, passed away on this day 12 (!!!!) years ago. This is a card he autographed before a Braves game when I lived in Atlanta in the late 1980s.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yup, he will never admit anything wrong. Members of Nixon's party lined up to tell him to walk away, and he did. Trump would "fire" anyone who crossed him.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Statements like these aren't going to get him removed from office. He could have stage 17 ass cancer, hooked up to a machine with Dr. Kevorkian ready to pull the plug, and his doctors and all his cult followers would proclaim he is in perfect health. "Look at the fight in him! That's my president!"
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
ALT: Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dumocrats are so dum, they only interfere in elections they win.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...
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Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Video)
YouTube video by LivingColourVEVO
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Handshake Fail
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The DC Region of the Sports Car Club of America used to have a GT Pinto class. They actually sounded pretty good!
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Luke was notorious for not signing anything unless there was $$$ involved. So if all they got is Matthew, Mark and John, I don't see much value.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Doesn't even win close to half his starts either.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I've been a fan of Sloan for 30+ years, and today was the first time I've ever heard them on terrestrial radio via WTMD in Baltimore. Not even streaming, listening in my car.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They found Cam York's stick, but they still haven't found Jesse Orosco's glove. IYKYK.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Eric agrees, but he's not sure if he's allowed to say.
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a snl sign
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Karen learned a new term -- Eephus pitch! We got to see a position player pitch!
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Sometimes you gotta say 'I had a lot of different things,' make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying 'I had a lot of different things,' brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future."
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Sometimes you gotta say 'I had a lot of different things,' make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying 'I had a lot of different things,' brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future."
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Cool seeing a fellow Nebraskan getting paid! There are six people from Nebraska who have played in the NHL, and FOUR of them are active right now. Frank, Neal Pionk (Winnipeg), Rutger McGroarty (Pittsburgh) and Jake Guentzel (Tampa).
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Except the Iranian national WTOP interviewed this weekend who supported the war. That guy can stay.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They are days away! Days away! bsky.app/profile/thet...
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I haven't thought about them for two days, but thanks for reminding me.
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Pat Griffith @patred.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Tom Wilson didn't cause an international incident in his first every Olympic game. #caps
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