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Pat Morrison

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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
No wonder Republicans are nervous. About 500k more dem votes cast. Crockett needs to jump on board with talarico and dems could flip a seat.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Watching the news tonight, I'm getting some real antichrist vibes coming from DC right now.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Trump: (screaming at tv) G G G
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
F@ck the Bears!
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I heard maga is upset the Puppy bowl will feature a shih tzu, german shepherd, siberian husky and chihuahua. They're going to televise a competing puppy bowl featuring only dogs that speak American.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
In other words, appeal to hatred. It's something being tried in Canada, too. But I think our multi-party Westminister parliamentary system is more robust to it. As well, we are not subject to: (a) years-long election campaigns (b) unlimited political donations (c) rampant gerrymandering
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Does anyone ever wonder if congress is like those old warner brothers cartoons where the coyote and sheepdog greet each other as pals at the timeclock? Then, the whistle blows, its all out war until lunch. Then back at it until the end of the day. Then pals again.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Last night at dinner. Granddaughter #2(6): "I'm full" Without missing a beat... Granddaughter #3(4): "Hi full, I'm ....., nice to meet you" It warms my heart that I'm having such a profound impact on these young minds.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Lady on wheel of fortune just won a vacation to Viet Nam. If that was trump, he would have started limping.
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Spiro’s Ghost @antitoxicpeople.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Get this out there.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I would guess this Milwaukee pitcher had a horrible childhood with a name like Gasser.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My wife bought me a new shampoo... with menthol in it. Now, when I wash my hair and take a deep breath , my sinuses open up and I feel like I just smoked a Salem.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The look on putins face says it all. Trump caved.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Today, 2, very similar, honda civics passed each other. One of them gives the "biker wave". The other guy reciprocates. Am I supposed to do that if I pass a truck like mine? What's the protocol?
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
So trump was invited to epstein island, but didnt go. Next week: Monday: i might have gone once. Tuesday: i went but didnt have any fun. Wednesday: i was there several times. But still didnt have any fun. Thursday: its okay i was there, but, so was clinton. Friday: obama did it.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
When my kids were little, I told them it's called a fork because it has 4 tines. I then explained what they call them with 2 or 3 tines. Some time later, we were in a nice restaurant when my daughter looked at the silverware and exclaimed, "Look! A threek". Who says they dont listen.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Nobel committee: Please give him a peace prize before he gets us all killed.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The irony here is incredible. "Just watch fox"
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
"Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Nobody, no nobody is gonna rain on my parade!"
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cooking turkey burgers on the grill just now. A bird swooped down and tried to steal one of the burger buns off the sideboard. Now my neighbors think I'm crazy for waving my tongs at it and yelling "you're next!"
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I have no doubt that, if harris had won, by now at least 6 republican members of the house would have already filed articles of impeachment for some made up "crimes"
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Tea Pain loves a good “Country” song.
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Mario Nicolais @marionicolais.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This is glorious. Stop what you’re doing and watch.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
We are at the "let them eat cake" stage. www.businessinsider.com/howard-lutni...
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Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says his mother-in-law wouldn't complain if her Social Security check didn't arrive this month
You might be a fraudster if you complain about a missed Social Security check, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick told the All-In podcast.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
My ship has arrived!
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If Mike Pence shows courage, Sebastian Stan will win best actor.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It might have gone smoother if president musk was there.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
What the hell is "semi fired"?
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'd assume most investors that lost in this are(or were) Trump supporters. Therefore I have no sympathy as they cheer on trump's endeavors to gut the departments that would protect them from scams like this. Anyone with common sense never would have gotten involved. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/09/u...
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Early Crypto Traders Had Speedy Profit on Trump Coin as Others Suffered Losses
Some traders made tens of millions off a new cryptocurrency launched by President Trump and his sons. Many others lost out.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It appears the Trump administration has preemptively inserted their heads into the sand in hopes this too will just go away. Cows Have Been Infected With a Second Form of Bird Flu www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/h...
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Cows Have Been Infected With a Second Form of Bird Flu
A new version of the virus is widespread in wild birds but had not previously been detected in cows.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Well, if our government won't stop him, maybe the Hague will. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
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Trump Says U.S. Should Control Gaza Strip: Live Reaction and Updates
Key Middle East partners and European leaders swiftly opposed President Trump’s idea to force Palestinians out of Gaza and make it a U.S. territory. Experts said the plan would violate international l...
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Maybe, just maybe, God's sending a message. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
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Live Updates: Rare Winter Storm Sweeps Through the Gulf Coast
Snow was falling in Houston, which could receive more than it has in decades. “So many of you have never seen an event like this,” Louisiana’s state climatologist warned.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It seems a discussion is in order of the Laken Riley Act that I happily voted against on the House floor today. It is a bill that served no purpose than to stir up anger. But let’s quickly review why:
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Went to IHOP with my granddaughter the other day. She ordered a breakfast meal, but doesn't like eggs. So we asked if they could sub the eggs for a slice of bacon. Guy said no. He said the bacon costs more than 2 eggs. I said it's odd we didn't hear about the bacon when we trashed democracy.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
They claimed one of Harris's major problems was her lack of clarity on her reversal of a few issues, like fracking. Those reversals came over several years. Here, we have a guy that was just swayed on 2 issues, almost overnight. But it was an issue for harris www.nytimes.com/2024/12/28/u...
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How Donald Trump Went From Calling for a TikTok Ban to Backing Off
In 2020, he moved to ban the Chinese-owned app. Now, he is opposing the Biden administration’s effort to do just that.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I'd have to vote for the punter on the winning team as player of the game.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
When did he ring the bell? www.cnbc.com/2024/12/17/s...
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Dow loses 500 points as Fed rate outlook disappoints, heads for first 10-day losing streak since '74: Live updates
The Federal Reserve lowered the overnight borrowing rate by 25 basis points on Wednesday.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Covering all the bases.
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Pat Morrison @patmorr.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
If I had all the time back that I've spent waiting on people while they back into parking spaces, I could become fluent in Mandarin.
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