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Pat Loller

@patloller.bsky.social
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“He had a gun” Every weekly school shooting we are reminded the government won’t write laws about guns because of a sentence scribbled 250 year ago So we all fucking know it isn’t punishable by masked men holding you down and shooting until they cheer
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Is a guitar an analog computer? It produces mathemathical results based on physical phenomena Or is this just another “is the ocean soup?”
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I crossed 100,000 words last night by adding a magical girl transformation scene to my book My “Fantasy Star Trek” plan has taken some weird turns
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
There is nothing more American than the shambling avatar of McDonald’s greasily announcing that 41 million Americans must go hungry while he plans his special ball Suck it France, we out Antoinetted you
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I joined the military because I have weapons-grade autism, and it’s really important everything go in the right box
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Being called abelist for not reading AI generated slop is hilarious I have so many brain disorders. If you don’t buy my books you’re a hyper mega super abelististo
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Voted Early in NYC. It felt good to rank Zohran Mamdani #1 Felt even better not ranking Andrew Cuomo five times
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’m excited for the videos about how skyrocking gas is what they voted for actually
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I can only hope and pray Toby Keith left us a song to ease this transition into a new war. I’m sure he’s playing a concert in heaven right now, dedicated to the boys about to join me at the VA
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Some people would say “dog the door” or “dogging the door” and refer to the wheel as the dog, but according to some very angry comment threads, the little metal bits that seal into the bulkhead are the dogs. Not the wheel itself.
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
While researching for my book I’ve discovered that the wheels on bulkheads in ships are in fact, just called wheels I thought it would have a silly war word like how artillery is fired with cheese charges, or how the bottom of a rifle is a butt
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The Switch 2 direct made me feel like a 12 year old on Christmas, and the prices made sure to remind me I’m not
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I finally figured out how to stream on TikTok and Twitch simultaneously!
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Going back to the 80s is always an adventure
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Been playing Magik in Marvel Rivals and wanted to read about her. Friend recommended New Mutants. The art style has me rolling
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Weird how the folks who use that salute seem to agree that’s what it is. You’d think they’d know But we all know how our eye love lying
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m so glad the public will only have empathy for autism if they need to defend their pet billionaire
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
When god closes a door isn’t he supposed to open a window or something? Not the same door but with on fire bees this time?
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I ‘member when Political stunts used to take longer than 24 hours
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The cultists in my comments clearly haven’t downloaded the update because they’re still screaming “he’s the only anti war president in history” while he threatens to invade our allies
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My favorite part of revisiting my unfinished writing projects is how often past me tried to insert puppets This play about veteran suicide had four
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I exclusively use AI to ask about books I only sorta remember reading 20 years ago, often based on the cover or a world building detail, and it helps me find a copy maybe 75% of the time It’s a shame it wasn’t built for that, instead of trying to replace those artists
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
How did Big Milk have enough money in the 90s to engrave “got milk” into my cerebellum But doesn’t have enough money now to get Joe Rogan to say “Heating up your raw milk IS pasteurization Joe bros. Watch me chug this gallon I mixes with DMT”?
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I love reading Brandon Sanderson because even when I accidently spoil twists for myself by googling characters I still whisper “no fucking way” when I get to the reveal
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sorry you can’t reach me, I’m trying to finish the entire Cosmere before Sanderson drops Wind and Truth next month. I’m 12 and 3/4 through the 17 books Binging roughly 3,700,000 words so I can fully experience 450,000 more
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The VA made me think I had COPD the last two months. Only to finally get ahold of my primary doctor and find out the person who read me my results was completely wrong Instead I have follow ups with pulmonary and an allergist to get more tests Can’t wait for the VA to get even worse next year
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
And it’s Linda McMahon off the the top rope! Nominated for education secretary. It’s curtains for the Department of Education folks Yes wife of that McMahon Yes I’m serious
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Somewhere deep in Oprah’s mansion a monkey’s paw curls Dr Oz selected to run Medicare and Medicaid services
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In the last year I’ve read 56 books, written 150,000 words, and recieved over 70,000,000 views on my videos Yet I still think daily “you’re so far behind your peers, when will you start trying?” My internal critic understands neither numbers, disability, nor dramatic irony
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My PTSD has been driving the bus this last week I vacillate between exhausted or too angry to function But I’ve read 2000 pages of the Cosmere. Wind and Truth is gonna cure me
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Thank god RFK is going to be in charge of medicine. Roadkill king knows it was better in the before. I’ll finally be able to get that tobacco smoke enema for all these headaches And maybe a nice vibrator to cure me of my hysteria
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A relaxing reminder to people freaking out about trump’s clown car cabinet. These are just his first round drafts! When they get scaramuccied he’ll pick someone even worse
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Trump hasn’t even sworn in his second term and he’s already making ‘jokes’ about republicans allowing him to run a third 30 years from now when he’s strapped to his god emperor throne and kept alive with freedom cells his followers will still tell you you’re overreacting if you care
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
14 years ago I deployed to the other side of the planet to provide front line medical support. I thought it would be the most difficult experience of my life Turns out coming home to watch civilians throw away democracy over the price of eggs is a lot worse. ‘Happy’ Veterans Day
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Pat Loller @patloller.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Are we introducing ourselves? I’m Pat, I got blown up doing medicine in a war once. I used to be funny about it, but now I’m just angry in a wry way I have terminal autism. I got the satirist flavor
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