patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026generally i am not much of a family guy fan, but season 2 is not only enjoyable, but the best one in my opinion. maybe it's because that's the one we had on dvd when i was younger and i would watch it all the time, but season 2 is just leagues ahead of the other seasons 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How I leave my wife’s bedroom after her bf tells me no more switch for tonight because I forgot to do the dishes 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What the fuck do you guys know about the sizzler 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have multiple body part pieces of Von like how that one mf from undertale does with Gaster 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Okay but like if steak and chicken is best marinated, then why am I the weirdo for wanting pussy to be too??? 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How it feels to be on the first day at the retirement home and no one knows who verity is 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me upon witnessing a man with a credit score larger than 273 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026theyre fucking putting him in smash 6 i promise 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When I get my hands on that cursed angry video game poultry 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026do you think kanye west sings Fingers In His Ass to himself to sleep at night 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Game night! Me and the misses are putting together a puzzle. Here's a progress pic! 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it Ain't right, the things these all knowing powers seem to want from me! They want the sun gone! They want the sun Back! They want the sun turned into a cone! They want it inverted, outverted, inverted again! Those damned beasts wouldn't know a star if it kissed their wife on the bosom....... 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Goodness!! i heard my dogs (my friends) upstairs causing quite a ruckus and/or commotion (regionally dependent) only to find one of them had managed to excrete a fete! (us) 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I only like my snakes tender and pulled to a crisp 40000000 degrease kelvin 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Almost became a father just now. That’s nuts (literally!) 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How do I tell my barber I want this without directly saying what it is? 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish for nothing but peace, love, and prosperity between the people of the United States and the Peoples republic of China 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyone else get a little hard while watching this? youtube.com/shorts/PUziV...youtube.comWhat are you gonna do big guy, shit on me?YouTube video by itsluca 010
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the evil kool-aid man. Just a look into the demented mind of... im not sure who birthed him tbh 110
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Team lead Tony introducing invasive species into a functioning ecosystem 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Team lead Tony up in the Blue Bunny icecream factory making sure the spongepops come out fucked up 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Team lead Tony when he catches you smiling at the truck line 010
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Team lead Tony out here keeping the therapy industry alive and fed 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How Team lead Tony sees Benjamin Netanyahustatic.klipy.comAngry Birds The Movie Mighty EagleALT: Angry Birds The Movie Mighty Eagle 000
patient zero weed @patientweed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Everytime I see a recycling option at a restaurant I’m motivated to throw everything into the garbage 010
