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Patience Mackarness

@patiencemackarness.bsky.social
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Writer, grandmother, tree-hugger. Born in Hampshire, now in rural Brittany, with pitstops in Leeds, Portugal, Wales, Kuwait, Bahrain, and Liverpool. I write flash fiction and other things.

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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
'Caravaggio wet packs and drip casts sand using subtle transitions to blend, and I can no longer fathom what is real and what is not' Much gorgeousness from @belindarowe.bsky.social okaydonkeymag.com/2026/08/21/s...
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Shall a Man That Doeth Violence Flee to the Pit? by Belinda Rowe
My beach towel floats down near a man sculpting fine white sand using a pink bucket and spade. Squinting, he says, Buongiorno, signorina, what you think of David with head of Goliath? Incredible, I…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
'the children holding their breath as their father bent down, picked up some snow, and rubbed it on his cheek, clearing away the blood'. Fabulous tension throughout, from @marioaliberto3.bsky.social
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
'The claggy, cream-cheese-breath director for Talk Dirty to Me, that yappy dog of his decked out in a red tie' Don't miss this stunner of a flash from @nomad-sw18.bsky.social in Thin Skin! thin-skin.com/flash-fictio...
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She was One of Us  - Thin Skin
We know naked. We've done naked for a living. But tonight we are washing you. Tonight we are saying goodbye.We can’t be there tomorrow, on those hard wooden pews, in the church your family chose.   Bu...
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Issue 8 of the wonderful Thin Skin is out! Poetry, short stories, and flash fiction ❤️❤️❤️
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Cole Beauchamp 🏳️‍🌈 📖 @nomad-sw18.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Great readings from the @natflashfictionday.bsky.social anthology - incl a lack of teeth by @debdanthewriter.bsky.social romance from @ekmacdonald.bsky.social materialising aliens by @andylavender.bsky.social the chasm of dementia by @hilary55.bsky.social & hedgehogs by @rosaleenlynch.bsky.social
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@gilloshaughnessy.bsky.social reading at the Bath Flash Fiction Festival. Great event and stellar authors as ever!
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"whispers of the Celt for ‘Devil Water’ in the town’s name shook tree branches and they shivered." Love this by @judydarley.bsky.social . And it's a Dawlish tale for you @philippabowe.bsky.social ! gooseberry-pie.com/three-strang...
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Three Strangers on a Coastal Path - Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
'Tall, tall windows with mote-filled light and billowing curtains quietly entering like polite guests'❤️❤️❤️
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This lovely piece by David Henson is in the Wigleaf Top 50! thin-skin.com/flash-fictio...
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The Garden of Our Dreams - Thin Skin
You sit up and stretch your arms as I fumble for the alarm. I had the strangest dream, you say through a yawn. We had this luscious garden and grew all our own vegetables.
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thin Skin magazine is reading poetry! (Flash Fiction and short stories too.) thin-skin.com/submit/
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"You will wrap tiny fingers around my thumb, blink up at me with eyes ancient as starlight ..." Just gorgeous.
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The first expansion of the Universal Turing Machine is live! 8 chessboard memoirs including mine, which is called 'Metaphor Soup'. Free to read online, all welcome to join in. universalturingmachine.co.uk
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
More readers are needed for Thin Skin magazine - showcasing the work of writers over 50. Find out more via the contact page at thin-skin.com
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thin Skin's open to poetry submissions!
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Thin Skin magazine @thin-skin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yes, we've done it again, bang on schedule (you may not care about that but we do). Delighted to present Issue 7. thin-skin.com
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Love this from Tiia-May Redditt. Food and longing, excellently done! As I Slurped Aburasoba flashfictionmagazine.com/blog/2026/05...
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
WOW to this one by Lena Kinder in @havehashad.com !
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Peter Tennant @pwgtennant.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I have signed the petition to ask the UK Government to scrap all contracts with Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Thank you @mattkendrick.bsky.social and @mizuki-yama.bsky.social ! What an honour to be included, love the comments too ❤️ #Mondettes
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New Flash Fiction Review (subs closed) @nffr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's here 🎉 Welcome to Issue 40, with brilliant stories from: @nadiaborn.com, Bethany Bruno, Sherry Duggal, @rachelmhollis.bsky.social Tess Kelly, @rosaleenlynch.bsky.social @patiencemackarness.bsky.social @mandirapattnaik.bsky.social Tarmo Rajasaari & Rob Walton newflashfiction.com/issue-40/
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Issue 40 | New Flash Fiction Review
Featuring new work by Nadia Born, Bethany Bruno, Sherry Duggal, Rachel Hollis, Tess Kelly, Rosaleen Lynch, Patience Mackarness, Mandira Pattnaik, Tarmo Rajasaari, and Rob Walton.
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
'Train Man' is in New Flash Fiction Review! My first time in this great publication🥳 🥳 Super proud to join the fabulous lineup in Issue 40. newflashfiction.com/issue-40 Image: Unsplash
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Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE! @rfpress.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Bonjour. The shortest month of the year deserves the smallest and mightiest issue of the year. Tell your local short king. www.roifaineantpress.com/blog #writingcommunity
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Stunning piece by Claudia Monpere🥰
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
'she realises that the firm peach of her ass is gone, vanished, kaput – like a page ripped out of a magazine. She still has something to sit on, but whatever it is, Gary isn’t looking at it'. Love this by @fionamckay.bsky.social thin-skin.com/flash-fictio...
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The Change - Thin Skin
Her breasts are the first to disappear. Such a strange sensation, the wind cutting through her where the flesh had curved out over her meaty ribs, where blood had flowed through deep blue veins, and n...
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Delphine Gauthier-Georgakopoulos @delgeo14.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
On Raw Lit - Issue 8 rawlit.weebly.com/8_8.html Dora by Michael Anthony @mj-anthony.bsky.social & The Multiple Whammies of December 2019 by Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social
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by Michael Anthony
“The realities of life often remain in our eyes forever.”
Michael Anthony is an American artist and writer. He has published fiction, poetry, illustrations, and photographs in literary journals and commercial magazines. His work may be viewed at: MichaelAnthony.MyPortfolio.comThe Multiple Whammies of December 2019
by Patience Mackarness
‘Whipping branches in the dark beyond the window-glass, morse-flashes of streetlamp between flying raindrops. I’m there too, reflected.’
Patience Mackarness lives and writes in Brittany, France. Her work has appeared in Moon City Review, Mslexia, Northern Gravy, The Coachella Review, Flash Flood, and many other print and online publications. Her first novella has been shortlisted in the Bath Novella-in-Flash competition.
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What an honour to be on this longlist!❤️🔥
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Check out this beautiful issue of Raw Lit! My CNF contribution, 'The Multiple Whammies of December 2019', is very raw indeed. Thanks @kathyfish.bsky.social for the inspiration. rawlit.weebly.com/issue8.html
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​I’m happy to officially welcome Marie-Louise McGuinness as a Prose/Poetry Editor. We have worked together on many projects– you might remember her fabulous work as our Issue 5 Guest...
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Love this!
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Totally agree, wonderful piece that made me cry. Thanks @lorifontanes.bsky.social !
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
'this sky, white with winter silence, orange-clawed by the tiger ghost of summer'. Fabulous words from @philippabowe.bsky.social at @necessaryfiction.com
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I'm reading this Thursday, with @bsherm36.bsky.social @alisonwassell.bsky.social @jankaneen1.bsky.social @adlibby.bsky.social and more - hope you can join us. Thanks @dublinwriter.bsky.social!
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Completely gorgeous piece by @claudiamonpere.bsky.social
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Issue 5 of Thin Skin - showcasing work by older writers - out now!
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"There’s a new energy rising and we’re ready to bring the whole miserable lot down – our shitty prefab concrete blocks and blocked toilets, our Trabis smoking oily exhaust like they’re on fire." Fabulous atmosphere in this one from @nomad-sw18.bsky.social
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
'As my body segments, pairs of hairy legs sprouting from each one, spiracles to breathe breathe breathe your oily-sweet pheromones' Fabulous story from @pleomorphic2.bsky.social
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thank you @gooseberrypielit.bsky.social !
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Such a buzzing, inspiring weekend (so far) with @saloneurope.bsky.social ! Big thanks to @deborahzafer.bsky.social and the team for bringing it all together. Last night's event with Balsam Karam, Philippe Marczewski, and @kitdewaal.com was completely awesome.
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European Writers Salon @saloneurope.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Impeccable vibes at #EWSBrussels2025 ✨ Thank you to all our readers, especially to our surprise guest @kitdewaal.com
Readers at the event posing for a photo Kit de Waal about to give a reading, sitting in a chair at a distance with rows of listeners on either side Crowd listening to a reading with a floor to ceiling window in the background People chatting in a lounge in mid century style
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Super happy to be in this issue - congrats to all!
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Beautiful piece from @claudiamonpere.bsky.social !
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
'Dance with the Tambourine Man' is up at @thesunlightpress.bsky.social today! Born in a @smokelong.bsky.social workshop, inspired by the landscapes and history of Bahrain - and of course by Bob Dylan. bit.ly/3UgYF9M
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Dance with the Tambourine Man - The Sunlight Press
He looked like he was at the wrong party. He loved Bob Dylan, said "Isis" was the song that led him into archaeology.
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
A stunner from @sarahillswrites.bsky.social flash-frog.com/2025/07/28/t...
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The Bright Jars of Our Bodies by Sara Hills
When we run out of nice things to say to each other, Gil and I watch TV like we’re each just a brain in a jar, sitting side by side. Except instead of brains we’re hearts. And by hearts, I mean sex…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
And @fionamckay.bsky.social read brilliantly!
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
'Our history teacher once said that the Romans would grow their hair during times of mourning ... The clippers hum loud in my hand.' On Day 14 of @smokelong.bsky.social 's Archive Challenge, Evan Massey's 'Something About the Romans'. brilliantflashfiction.com/2018/03/31/i...
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ISSUE 17: MARCH 2018
Something About the Romans By Evan Massey On the porch, the radio plays old tunes. Sometimes our heads bob. I’m on the top step. Below me, Bianca sits behind my little sister, Tia, braiding her hai…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
‘Without warning a glider filled her vision, flying very low and fast. She would always remember the wide wings, the silent surprise.’ For Day 13 of the @smokelong.bsky.social Archive Challenge, ‘Three Summer Flights’ by @timlovewriter.bsky.social from brilliantflashfiction.com/2017/09/30/i...
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ISSUE 15: SEPTEMBER 2017
Three Summer Flights By Tim Love As usual, Dad collected her after breakfast on Sunday and drove her to Dunstable downs. The hillside was already full of families. “You first, Tracy.” S…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
From 2021, the stunning ‘Life Lessons’ by Anne Anthony. 3rd story down in a great line-up. Day 11 of the @smokelong.bsky.social Archive Challenge brilliantflashfiction.com/2021/03/31/i...
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ISSUE 29: MARCH 2021
Footprints in Fine White AshBy Michael Kozart The day Darlene pulled up to Jack’s, she was facing a night in a shelter or the car. She had searched the county for an affordable room. Rents were soa…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
'Do you know what kind of trouble you’re asking for? How old are you girls? Blythe laughs, a terrible little snarly sound, a baby warthog..' A gem from 2019 by @megpokrass.bsky.social on Day 10 of the @smokelong.bsky.social Archive Challenge. brilliantflashfiction.com/2019/06/30/i...
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ISSUE 22: JUNE 2019
Here We Are on Planet Earth By Meg Pokrass Today we are tanning near each other on bright red beach towels on the sand at Hendri’s beach. This time I don’t let my mind worry too much ab…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Sometimes an intriguing story sends you straight to Wikipedia in search of an artist you've never heard of. 'The Rocket Man' by Lorette Luzajic (second story down in a fine lineup). brilliantflashfiction.com/2023/01/31/j... on Day 9 of the @smokelong.bsky.social Archive Challenge
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JANUARY 2023
We’ve Always Been Dying to DanceBy Kate Axeford It was too late for the grandkids when the dancing kicked off, but our party began long ago. 100 seconds to midnight, and it’s D-I-S-C-O. We lit up a…
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Patience Mackarness @patiencemackarness.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
On Day 8 of @smokelong.bsky.social ‘s Archive Challenge - Hit and Run by Shoshauna Shy brilliantflashfiction.com/2018/01/31/i...
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ISSUE 16: JANUARY 2018
HIT & RUN By Shoshauna Shy I wondered what kind of “closure” did Jean think she was going to get? YOU ARE FEMALE & DRIVE A RED CAR. YOU RAN OVER MY CAT ON WINGRA STREET MAY 18TH. PLEASE CAL…
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