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Patrick

@patheher.bsky.social

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he/him | PDX | Soccer, mostly | Fantasy, D&D, and Ducks also

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There's gonna be 15 minutes of stoppage time just for this keeper.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The red card hairpull rule HAS to change. An intentional hairpull should be considered violent conduct and unintentional / incidental should be a yellow or foul. Specific hairstyles should never be a tactical advantage.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hanks, Weaver, Wilson starting up top the world is healing

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a great first season. #GoFire #CommitArson #SetACopCarAblaze I'm so glad this team is here. I love them.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This ref's refusal to punish time wasting is infuriating. He just blows his whistle and waves his arms like anyone other than him can do something about it. My brother, that is your JOB.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If this ref had called a single one of the time wasting kick aways before this, he wouldn't have to deal with a shove and a man acting like he got shot.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If Chara is arguing your yellow card you know you fucked up that call. He got all ball on that.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Correct me if I'm wrong, TA, but I don't think Atlanta would start wasting time 40 seconds into the match with a fake injury.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Soph is finding new and interesting ways to miss sitters this year

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This should not be a PK, even though Reyes had her arm out, it hit high on her shoulder where it isn't a handball.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well, unfortunately for Portland State, it seems the fire Lanning lit under the Ducks asses caught.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We have three speed demons up top with Soph, Hanks, and Weaver. Not trying to play them to run onto through balls or balls over the top is baffling. There's no reason Thorns don't win this game handily.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Again, that was an excellent set piece play. Very encouraging to see!

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Da-dadada DaCosta! Da-dadada David! Da-dadada DaCosta! Da-dadada David! Da daaaaaaaa da! Da daaaaaaaa da! Dadadadadadada! DaCosta! I don't know is this something?

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There isn't a yellow for Stopping a Promising Attack if the attacker fights through it. Because the attack was not stopped. Come on, y'all.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What a great set piece goal. I think if we don't set our own wall up well, the keeper tracks the shot and saves it easy.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh, Kamal. Oh no.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hootie? In MY Timbers pregame stadium playlist? It's more likely than you think.

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David Beffert @dbeffert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Apparently not a handball #BAONPDX

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's been a while since I've seen a ref blow a game this bad. Yeesh.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

How is this BLATANT handball not getting VAR'd???

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That's violent conduct and should be red. That was nasty.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED JANSSEN JANSSEN JANSSEN

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Thanks, world. We'll take it from here

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

DON'T SAY IT. NOBODY SAY IT.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

ARIEL LASSITER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I had the Finnana banana pizza. There was one slice of banana on it that did not taste like banana. The rest of the slice was a 4/5 and the banana did not take away from that.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Well, #2 felt high anyway but the win is what matters. Boise St. always gives us a tough game.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That's a fair catch interference 100%.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Happy to walk away from the New Jersey All Stars with a point.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

No sweat #GoFire

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Where the hell is all this extra time coming from???

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Horrendous second yellow call. Janssen was kicking it while the whistle was literally going. Atrocious decision.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Was that Pantemis? Or was that the man, the myth, the legend Scott Sterling???

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What a banger, Da Costa!!!!

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fuck, there goes Bye's ACL.

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If we play the second half a lot like the first, but better, I think we got a chance!

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Spoodermens good no spoilers I'm your friend

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

About to see a Spoodermens

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

#MercuryHasGoneCold #ThisFireIsHot #GoFire

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Oof, a terrible clearance attempt from Finn to lead to that second goal. Ugh

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I thought the league said, "no more going to the sideline when a keeper gets injured"?

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

#Sweeeep #ACES #FireWontGoOut #GoFire

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Looool it happened again (this time against us lol)

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

(I have a little pity for the keeper who took a point-blank shot to the nose)

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This ref is soooooofffftttt

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Lol idiot gk took too long and gave us a corner

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It feels like the stats for this game are going to look like Possession: 83% Timbers Passing: a bajillion Timbers Score: 4-1 loss

Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You can tell Velde is still upset through the log ceremony. Just walked up, grabbed his slab, raised it quick and went straight to the locker room.

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Patrick @patheher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't blame Velde for that yellow. I'd be pissed at how this ref has allowed this bullshit all night too.

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