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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Wizard: they say that sometimes a good defense can become an offense. Warrior: 🤔 😮 *shifts grip on shield and bashes a zombie over the head.* Wizard: well. Not exactly what I meant but 🤷‍♀️ #TTRPG #DnD

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Sorcerer: wow! What a cool tower! 😲 Wizard: thanks! 😁 Sorcerer: its pristine, how do you keep it looking nice? Wizard: enchanted spit-shine. see those statue fountains? Sorcer: you mean the gargoyles? Wizard: close...😎 Gargle-goyles Sorcerer: 🤦‍♀️ #PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG #DnD

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The fantastic four, but lead by The Thing "ITS COLLABORATING TIME!" #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Wood shop implies the existence of Couldshop and shouldshop #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Bard: so how'd things go with that guy? Rogue: what guy? Bard: you know, the one I told you to hit on? Rogue: ooooh haha he'll tell no tales Bard: ....oh no. Don't tell me you- Rogue: what? *checks notes* CRAP I WROTE DOWN "PUT A HIT ON!" Bard: *sigh* Rogue: OHSHITFUCKCRAP! #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Emojis but they're all just different cat tail positions

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

NPC: *whispers* hey! Pssst! Adventurer: yes? NPC: you should leave that party...they threw caution to the wind. Adventurer: 🤣 sure they did. Later... Adventurer: so what happened to your other companion? Bard: oh. You mean Caw Shaun? Adventurer: 😬 #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

You hear a clattering on the roof... And a rasping noise in the chimney. Time to... Ho ho hold your Action! #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Some dwarves can make their own solid fuel. On account of their... Coalon. #TTRPG #PunBard

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Meagan @moonprinces.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Might does not make right. It's usually just stwrong #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Skeletal fighters always attack multiple times. They have bones actions #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Beard of Holding A wizard spell known only to dwarves. #TTRPG

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Disagreements over prophecy? I think you mean... Augur-ments #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Hobbits do hold elections. You see, they are a Wee Public #TTRPG #PunBard #Lotr

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

We all know paladins prefer chainmail because its Holey. But it's also important to know evil paladins prefer plate armor for the opposite reason. #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Campaign hook: A flock of flying musicians are accosting an Area Village, trapping residents inside their buildings. It's called... The Bards #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Did you hear about the scientist who was known for puns? All their jokes were... Lab groan. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Them: a watched pot never boils Me: 👀 *entertained by the progression of bubbles forming and slowly increasing activity*

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

San Mai billets, Or as some dwarves call them... Oreos #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Everyone is always picking on wizards. Fire da mage Pierce da mage How about hug da mage??? #TTRPG #PunBard #DnD #pathfinder2e

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

A spellcasting show that is like a cooking show. "You you want to make sure you spread that bat guano evenly" #TTRPG #DnD #pathfinder2e

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Magic Item: Bottle Cruiser This is a glass bottle with a model battle cruiser inside. Smash the bottle, and a full-sized and fully equipped ship will appear. #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Did you hear about the galleon that also doubled as a monastery? It was... A Place of Warship. #PunBard #Dadjokes #TTRPG

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Shipyards are where many ships come from. You know. A berthplace. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

The longer the party stays at a tavern, the higher the chances of it burning down. This is known as The law of inntropy. #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Magic item hook: You come across a hand-and-a-half sword that smells of burnt grease and has a large squishy red rubber pommel. When you attack, it sprays scalding hot oil in a horizontal arc. It's called... The Baster Sword. #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

The longer the party stays at a tavern, the higher the chances of it burning down. This is known as The law of inntropy. #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

In most games, the characters who have really high hit points are Well red. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Did you hear about the noble who got their patent of nobility on sale? They were a... DisCount. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

A wavy bladed main gauche? I think that's called a... French Kris #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

A conversation lacking in nuance. No-ance if you will. #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What do you call a one-eyed centaur? A clip-clops #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What do you call a one-eyed centaur? A clip-clops #TTRPG #PunBard

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There should be a movie about vikings who brew special meads. It'll be called... How to drain your flagon. #PunBard #Dadjokes #HowToTrainYourDragon

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Campaign hook: A dungeon crawl that takes place in a Spirit Halloween. I'd call it "AHHHHH! PERIL!" #TTRPG #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There should be a movie about vikings who brew special meads. It'll be called... How to drain your flagon. #PunBard #Dadjokes #HowToTrainYourDragon

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

What's the best company to ship pet cat products? USPSPSPSPSPS 📨🐱 #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

There should be a store with products that are entirely derived from honey, called... Beespoke #PunBard #Dadjokes

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PaterVoss_PunBard @patervosspunbard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Magic item: The Mano War This handcannon has multiple barrels like a pepperbox and fire all at once. Once fired, you can fire it again without reloading if you switch hands. #TTRPG #PunBard

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