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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There's really only Primark keeping it going.

Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think it's more that he likes being waited on, so prefers food to be taken to wherever he chooses to sit! Also cats hate change, no matter how small. He's spoilt.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Cats!! I've bought the old boy a raised eating platform and a heated pad to help his ancient bones. He studiously avoids lying on the heated pad and refuses to eat his food unless I put the bowl on the floor. Why do I bother?

Ginger cat with his tongue sticking out, lying on a green carpet.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's like watching a dystopian film brought to life.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Barbaric! This administration is turning the USA into a nation of savages. They might as well call themselves Taliban fans.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well it's not like they issue them every day... oh wait.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jumpers can be replaced, your hands...

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everything he announces is a mystery to me.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My old ginger boy dribbles all the time, mainly because he's lost all his teeth. My leg is currently soaking wet... I think you may have been adopted.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It looks like he has a clipped ear, which usually means he's been neutered and released by a charity. Poor little mite definitely needs a home to call his own.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What has happened to BBC Breakfast? Has it been cancelled on Sundays?

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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026

We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️

Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mog

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I believe they were looking for a missing older person. Woke me 2 hours before my normal time so I'm yawning.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love my answerphone. Any unrecognised number is left to chat to that, but they never do!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

He doesn't actually say he'll be in attendance though. He'll be too busy meeting donors.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

But how many people have photos where they look miserable?

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Also, stations and airports have loos that are too small to get a suitcase + person in and be able to close the door!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There are quite a few humans that I wouldn't class as sentient beings, judging by their actions...

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We only had a couple of thunder claps but it's been raining steadily for over an hour and it's wonderful.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I gather Newcastle had a storm but we had about 10 spots. Raining nicely now, thank goodness!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's darker here now than it was during the eclipse. Surely we must finally get some rain? We had nothing yesterday despite the forecast for thunderstorms.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When you are the boss, can you do something about trouser lengths? We are not all 6ft giraffes!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

But will the PO let you have it, even though it's there, if their computer says it's in NI?

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song ME: Hello darkness my old friend

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I dare him to say it in front of a group of firefighters!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I would (white British). I have no idea what all these weird coffee names are and ask for an ordinary white coffee. Yes, I'm old!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I thought it also sounded when your phone was switched off but I could be wrong.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was scared it was an evacuation notice as were surrounded by wildfires.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

His tiny ginger brain has now admitted defeat and sent him into the house.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Me to Timmy: Here's your food and water, and I've turned the fan on to keep you cool. Cat: Are you insane? I'll freeze to death. I'm off to sleep in the sun...

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's their equivalent of a potential loo roll shortage at the supermarket.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

To be honest, at the moment I'd much rather go out to watch torrential rain than an eclipse.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Those are very fine whiskers indeed.

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Someone hasn't had enough Dreamies!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Do you know anyone with a spaniel? They seem to revel in retrieving dead birds!

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This! And then they bathe in the clean water then shit in it...

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Pat Winfield @patbookworm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The manual for my new LG laptop, 180 pages, has no contents page. I've had to go through the pdf setting bookmarks so I can find things I use repeatedly.

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