Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Looks like City have a legit striker in Darren Smith. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The Lions are going all in on giving Gibbs the ball 35 times a game and hoping he can take the pounding behind a third-string O line. The Super Bowl “window” is closed, boarded up, and has “gas cut” written on it in bright orange spray paint. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I don’t buy it. Domers would never NOT claim a natty. They basically said they won this year’s. 100
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Ditch the M hats. And the white-on-white TC hat. Otherwise, perfect. 020
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Clippers beat Pistons again. Trade whatever it takes to get Kahwi Leonard. They can’t beat him. 110
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Perhaps you’re right. Still, we learned how much Campbell relied on Johnson. He needs to find a top-notch play caller. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Dan Campbell actually thought he could fool Ben Johnson with a trick play on 3rd and 1. That’s why the Lions are in last place: Campbell is a moron. 100
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026He ran a trick play on 3rd and 1 thinking Ben Johnson wouldn’t sniff it out. It needs to be said—Campbell is an idiot. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The Vikings beat the Packers, ensuring that the Lions will finish last in the NFC North for the 5th time in 8 seasons. Very SOL. 110
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Chuck Cunningham will return in “Avengers: Doomsday.” 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Bye, Wink. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Manning looks like a Manning. He can kill you with his arm and his feet. The Lions should tank next season so they can draft him in 2027, because that’s the kind of QB they need. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The obvious difference between Texas and Michigan is speed. The Longhorns are much faster on both sides. Also, Arch Manning is eviscerating Wink Martindale’s defense. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025In addition to missing the playoffs, the Lions will not record a 4th straight winning season. They went from 15-2 last season to 8-9 in 2025. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Anyone who starts a Jared Goff chant at any future Detroit sporting event should be immediately expelled from the arena and banned for life. 020
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025The O-line, as terrible as it is, isn’t fumbling or throwing interceptions on every possession. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I’ve been saying it for weeks, now it’s time for everyone to accept the truth: The last 2 years were an aberration. The Lions are who they always were and what they ever shall be—S.O.L. 100
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 15/12/2025The Rams won the Stafford trade and it wasn’t close. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Sean McVay is playing chess while Dan Campbell plays checkers. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Unless the Tigers trade Skubal, don’t expect any big moves before Opening Day. They will never spend the kind of money these free agents are getting this winter. Get used to the idea of 87 wins being their high water mark. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 09/12/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a helmet and chain mail is holding a sword over his headALT: a man wearing a helmet and chain mail is holding a sword over his head 4301
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Lou Whitaker must be the most hated former MLB player of his generation. His career WAR is 20 points higher than that of Jeff Kent, who just got named to the Hall of Fame. It’s got to be personal. I don’t know how many players and writers he pissed off over time, but there’s no other explanation. 150
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I see a lot of “experts” saying the playoff committee shouldn’t penalize teams who lose conference championship games in order to justify giving Alabama an at-large bid. By that logic, Ohio State should still be the #1 seed because they shouldn’t be punished for losing to Indiana. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Duke won its first outright football championship since 1962. Indiana won the Big Ten outright for the first time since 1945. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Duke and Indiana have won their respective conference FOOTBALL championships on the same night. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 27/11/2025But typical. Campbell has overplayed his hand. Should have bumped him up to management and promoted Ben Johnson as HC 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Spartan Stadium still stands in Portsmouth. I hope to visit it someday. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I never want to see Semaj Morgan play another down for Michigan. He can keep his championship ring, but let him play football in the MAC or FCS. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Todd McLellan can only get so much out of such an untalented team. The Yzerplan is an abject failure. His tenure in the front office is worse than the Darkness with Harkness Dead Wings. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I thought the 7-year auto loan was bad. My father was a car salesman. If I ever took out something that long, he’d spin in his grave. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Who’s dumb enough to sign up for 20 extra years of interest payments? Remember how the last mortgage bubble ended? 100
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Might be time to take Bryce out of this game. By far his worst game as a Wolverine to date. He’s young, he’ll make mistakes, but if Michigan loses this game, it’ll be largely his fault. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 17/10/2025It’s funny because Scherzer used to be that guy. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I would have loved to see the Lions draft Cam Skattebo. His style fits perfectly. Baller. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 11/10/2025The only thing more annoying than Riley Greene’s strikeouts is his popouts. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Correction: The American League Central Division champion Cleveland Guardians. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Your 2025 AL Central champions, the Cleveland Guardians. 000
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 03/09/2025This is half of what Micah Parsons got. I suspect Brad Holmes is keeping his powder dry in case he needs to upgrade the O line at the trade deadline. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 28/08/2025That sound you heard was the Packers slamming the door shut on the Lions’ Super Bowl hopes. 010
Pat Batcheller @patbatcheller.bsky.social · 26/08/2025And also owns several waterfront homes on Mullett Lake, surely none of which he ever claimed as his primary residence for any reason. I mean, probably. 010
