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Pat “The Brat” Smear

@pat-smear.bsky.social
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•Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout• Queer & Nonbinary Burlesque Performer Co-presenter of Fat Bottom Productions Seattle, WA

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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Made the mistake of zooming in on my face in photos and got really down on myself for (the gall! The scandal!) having wrinkles
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is what 30 feels like
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Just had to explain what fetish/kink is to my 45+ yr old coworker
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Volunteer forms for Fatlesque Fest NW are OPEN!! Puckduction presents Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025 January 30 - February 1 At The Triple Door Seattle, WA 98101 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
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Fatlesque Fest NW 2025 Volunteer Sign Up
Puckduction presents Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025 January 30 - February 1 At The Triple Door 216 Union St, Seattle, WA 98101 Our volunteer positions are open to anyone, no one will be turned away ...
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hey Seattle! Come see me tomorrow in Tacoma! www.eventbrite.com/e/eureka-bur...
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I just witnessed satsuma (back) fully place his butthole on Lasagn’s face (front)
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I feel like Annie Lennox should be more famous than she is
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“helping”
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
SEATTLE!!! Come see me Sunday?
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Everyone clowns on adults making Christmas lists but I’m 30 and my mom actually asked me for one and so did my partner sooo
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My son Lasagn
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I’m 2 seconds from creating a “things you don’t learn in burlesque 101” class just for the fact so many newbies don’t know that you can keep your body hair and also glitter it
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just bought a whole bunch of pearls for an upcoming act! #luxury
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the 3rd time and just being reminded that this is a once in a lifetime masterpiece
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you see this, join in! Pronouns: they/them Height: 5'4” Shoesize: 7 Smoke: no Tattoos: no Piercings: ears & septum Fav drink: dirty gin martini
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Rebecca M Davis @rebeccammd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you see this, join in! Pronouns: She/Her Height: 5'7 Shoesize: 11 Smoke: nope Tattoos: none, yet Piercings: just ears Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day
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Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat-smear.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Does this count as a getting to know me post?
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