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Pastel, The Blerd

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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 1h
Jim Baker is dead Let me get the Porterhouse out the freezer Rest in Hell False Prophet
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 5h
Damn
In Loving Memory Freddie Jackson October 2 1957 - October 5 2026 Your legacy and voice will live on forever
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 15h
Art Respects Art
Asa Akira stick her tongue out and poses using the peace sign in The Criterion ClosetTwo Polaroids Phots show Asa Akira posing with Blu-Rays from The Criterion Collection in The Criterion Closet
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the last Warner Bros show That was a solid 9/10 #Lanterns
John Steward and Hal Jordan walking on a highway thru the California Desert
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got called all kinds of slurs last week for telling the truth Now Marvel Rivals is banning black creators for making tiktoks about online racism Boom #MarvelRivals
Scene from why did I get married were Angela reveals to her friends that she caught an STD and was waiting for her husband to announce it. Confirming they both have been unfaithful She end the tirade with Boom. The skins of Storm and Black Panther are photoshoped over the Angela and her husband Marcus
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seth Rogen basically fleece'd Netflix
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finished Wolverine this morning I am not okay I’ll review it this weekend #Wolverine
Wolverine wear a grey thermal shirt covered by a shearling jackets with yellow fur. He stares confused with blood splattered on his face
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like I said last week it feels like America finally gave up the ghost. Americana is dead. The American Dream is dead. deadline.com/2026/09/para...
deadline.com
Paramount-WBD Merger Is A Go As Judge Approves Legal Settlement
A federal judge approved the Sept. 21 settlement between Paramount and a group of State Attorneys General that sued to block its merger with Warner Bros. Discovery.
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP to PAC #AEW
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Lanterns Its Time
The Green Mandem
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
F it Not like the CIA doesnt already have this info
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#AEWAllOut was the most Fuck Ass PLE I think I've ever seen 4.5/5
Wrestler Juice Robinson and Marina Shafir dressed as football coaches for their AEW All Out Tailgate Match
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YKW Im not mad at this youtu.be/12lQr-7L7wU?...
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THE BARTENDER FROM OBSESSION | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Malcolm Kelner
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're black and still playing Marvel Rivals idk fam What are you doing IYKYK
1940's Captain America punches The Kingpin
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When Zoe the Manhunter Shapeshifts Organs while Im mid thrust #Lanters
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What chu mean Midwest Huxtables. Jon?!
Jon Stewart Sr and his wife stare at something off screen. With Kufies on their heads
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Life be lifing boi
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP Hayden Panelliere
Lyrics from Chidish Gambino's We Aint Them I'm aiming a little hard, I gotta be honest
Feelin' like the other stuff is kinda behind us
Makin' jokes here and there done got us some dollars
I'm tryna show the whole world what it is and it ain't a game
He said, "Homie, stay the course, ain't shit changed
Weird night, and everybody was tipsy
Hangin' out with Questlove reminiscing 'bout Whitney
He like, "Man, we can't even make it to 50?!"
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Japan Yen is 150 to a $1 Yeah let me open up Rosetta Stone and see about some flights
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I knew #spidermanbrandnewday was special when I seen dude pull out the Iphone 17 Pro Max and the Black Magic Pocket to record the bootleg
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BlerdYaps @blerdyaps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Meg is becoming one of my fav writers in wrestling iammeganambers.com/2026/07/31/i...
iammeganambers.com
If I May Speak Candidly… The Loudest Man in the Room Isn’t the Threat
CM Punk and Cody Rhodes via WWE.com The following content reflects my personal opinion and should be interpreted as such. Any views expressed here are solely mine and do not represent any official …
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's A new Day Yes it Is! My ★★★★½ review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/fxjel3) #BrandNew #SpiderMan #BrandNewDay #SpiderManBrandNewDay
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A ★★★★½ review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
Since the release of Thunderbolts in 2025, New York has transformed. The Knicks finally won the NBA championship, a socialist now reigns as Mayor, and Mero from Desus and Mero has taken over the morni...
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Non Spoiler Spoilers for #BrandNew📷 #SpiderMan📷 #BrandNewDay📷 #SpiderManBrandNewDay📷
Cricut Board puzzle from Spiderman PS5A picture of a small potato and a large potato WWE SmackDown Manger Nick Aldis watches as wrestler Bayley addresses her fellow members in the faction Damage Control (from left to right; Kari Sane, Asuka, Iyo Sky) Combo List from Spiderman PS5
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s time to experience peak
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BlerdYaps @blerdyaps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The New Day Rocks Forever
Dexter from Dexter Laboratory cries as he looks at a poster of wrestling tag team The New Day. The caption read "Stunt on these hoes"
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Blacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 29/07/2026
🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I keep forgetting that Nightcrawler's Mama is also his Daddy
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Different Daddies Same Mama Things Go Wrong The Same Drama
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is crazy!
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Its Tokon Time
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Saturday July 25, 2026 8PM CST 2hr Beta Play Stream Its Marveeeell Baybeee www.twitch.tv/pasteltheblerd
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Using this formula in daily interaction from now on (Credit @fdsignifier.bsky.social)
Text reads "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger that amount needed to produce it"
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All these firings at legacy media is make sure the suitscontrol the narratives. They know a larage portion of the public will never check for indie journolism
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Im in the paint like
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brad Winderbaum I need it all Jackets, Merch, cross platforms, Videogame tie-ins, Soundtracks. Nolan just called ya chain fake. House of Kal-EL throwin up gang signs. #AvengersDoomsday
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
2026 FIFA World Cup Spain beat Argentina Spanish Hatsune Miku's Reign begins today (Art by nefery_art)
Vocaloid Hatsune Miku wears a Spain World Cup jersey with her fist clenched. Shoulders slightly raised with her tounge sticking up. Midriff showing
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ReAL BlErDs DoNT TWerK Boo hoo bitch ass nigga
Dexter cries with joy as he looks at lore accurate Bunny Bulma. Cosplayed by Thilla Vanilla. The caption reads Stunt on these Hoes
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I got 2 Degrees from ITT Tech and Devry I just like killing niggas
Yuriko: how did you know how to fix it?
Sabertooth: darling you don't get to live as long as i have 
Knowing technology is advancing and you to get with the times
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If I sent you this just know I tried to help ya ass and you aint listen #XMen97
Lady Deathstrike looks at Morph and nonverbally communicates "I told you about short ass. Now you got fucked and you hurt"
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Let me use Hopper and AAA and start booking Hotels for 2027 Cons nows
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Sean Cory @realseancory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#RIP😔
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Let me lock in I chose not to go to any cons this year to work on my "career" and I got fucked and I got fomo OFC The year I dont go @thekiranoir.com shows up
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Some Black Churches about to put up numbers this morning
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is dead Rest in piss Bitch NIgga www.cnn.com/2026/07/12/p...
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A big part of the @socialists.nyc current success is that everyone is sexy af. They looked washed and kept. They don’t look like they smell of hemp and paculli
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you're a white leftist I need to sign this before you comment
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
White People have a White People Problem and until its fixed there will always be a Platner
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Being Black and a Leftist I am forever being gaslit. Get yelled at for seeing something. Wait a few months. Get yelled at for not trying hard enough to convince ppl of what I saw
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