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Keith Myer™️

@pastakeith.bsky.social
640 followers 201 following 434 posts

“A serious person wrapped in a cartoon character.”

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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Trust your spidey-sense.
A picture of a book page with the line “trust your sixth sense” and a doodle I did a few years back of spider man’s face with spidey-sense wavey lines
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
No one from Twitter or BlueSky has ever met me, or my pet moose Thomas Watson.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
What do we owe to each other? An important question. Christians have an answer: "Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law." - Romans 13:8
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Meanwhile, over on Instagram.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
who drinks this and why
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
No parent wants this. Peace on earth, not bombs. Not sticker bombs.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Just making up words out here
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Krypto would never. He’s a good dog.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Crypto? 👎 Krypto? 👍
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Scientists used AI to construct this de-aged portrait of Jacob Marley from “A Christmas Carol.”
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be be good… or else.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Stop giving away the answers to internet security questions on social media sites
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
$45 at Walmart
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I stayed at a residence in this week and this was in the room. And a friend who was also staying there gave me his as well.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I saw this book today, which someone claimed as the “most thoroughly engaging book on any subject in recent memory.” If you haven’t read it (like me) I feel like you’re missing out on a cultural treasure.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My wrapped is all Muse, Tenet Soundtrack, 90s alt rock, and Michael W Smith. There he is. Leaping amongst the argyle lasers.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This is prob okay, right?
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Whoa. I think this is the start of Project Insight.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We don’t do Elf on a Shelf in our home. I am considering using this Lottie Moon next year to harass my kids. “Lottie is watching you sneak cookies!”
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Came to say the same
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s an Obi wan quote
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Guys. Put the bomb down.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
cuts like a knife?
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is my favorite moment in a commercial in 2024.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Viral is relative.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
…when the bell tolls one!
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
No narrator like Gonzo. Incomparable.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
To quote @bethmoorelpm.bsky.social, “Ain’t nobody want to go viral.” Also, here’s my favorite interaction on Twitter ever.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Always support the bottom.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Oblivion is brilliant.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
1 Like = 1 Fact that might or might not be true.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Lauren Layfield makes it 10x funnier just because she can’t stop laughing.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We’re normal men…
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m not new here.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Winston wants to help fight the enemies.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Repost a picture of you someone else took that you actually like
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow. Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water Old Tom Bombadil and the river-daughter.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Reskeet a picture of you in cosplay.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Guys guys guys.
Mark Hamill liked my tweet!
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
My kid drew this picture of me reading from my new large print Bible. Actually this is just the book of Psalms.
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Keith Myer™️ @pastakeith.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
this proves it me and not a bot bc would a bot say this
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