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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He was trying to get her to punch him in the throat to fix his voice. Better than going to an ENT.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Aprilhem too!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The speed rack
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
But but but… You didn’t follow the rules!!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
THAT’S A FACT JACK!!!!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
More like the speed rack.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Put out some mealworms for a thank you.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I normally mute people who post pics of pizza, but… I can symp today
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Good bye Tim Apple 🍎
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s tampon bay in floriduh. They built a baseball stadium twice without bullpens
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Get high and eat some clams
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My health regimen involves tonics. Gin and Vodka 🍋🍋‍🟩
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Let’s dough Buffalo!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s floriduh! You were expecting intelligent behavior??
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Guns are what makes America great! A great waste of young lives…
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
WAY!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
NASA doesn’t allow Samsung phones because of the fire hazard
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I think it moved!! 🧟‍♀️
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dogs bark. It’s their job. Someday a homicidal squirrel will come by and you will want a proper warning.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
For decades conservatives have walked all over nice liberals. Now when they have sold out to the oligarchs and realize that there is no place for them in upper crust they have enabled, they want us to plead for them to join the struggle? When you are a douchebag you better get used to the vinegar.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Seems like a snowflake is getting melty.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
With a jack knife to carve a point on one of them skewers. Why for they give ya 2?
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
For a 12 oz. Solo cup with 2”(5cm) of froth.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
As a devout Atheist, it warms my heart to see religious people actually embody peace and love.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
DW is a former ER/ICU rock star. Now she teaches RTs w/ a 100% placement for 30 years. We watch The Pitt and when they bring in a new patient and read of the vitals she calls out treatments they end up doing. I love her for being so good at her work. 🥰
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I wish we had more Competence porn.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If you could just shoot people freely it would take an enormous burden off of health insurance executives.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Melanoma isn’t going to like that.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It is too easy for r’s to get elected democrats they just have to pretend to be decent citizens For a democrat to get elected as a republican, they need to become abhorrent human beings
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Madame Grinklestink ran a brothel in Mordor
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Rainforest Cafe dessert
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
republicans had 100 reasons why they were not being racists. None of them passed the smell test. Now they have tfg “leading” the party to ruin. Good riddance
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Oh!! Can we be next?!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I don’t want to know how far they will go. They done enough damage already. And there is plenty of evidence as to why they should be voted out and prosecuted. I might even go as far as sanctioning democrats who have neglected their responsibilities to their constituents. America needs to better
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’ll be right over😋
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s a whiskey business
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
How come that is the only one I have heard of? Am I missing a library of academy award winners???
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This why we need DEI. Rich white fucks being useless.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ALMOST?! More like EXACTLY!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I watched back when it was on DVD Kids won’t remember those…
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is a positive result. Especially because tfg didn’t plan it this way.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Greatly misguided…
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Take the money from the military and tax billionaires. Plenty there for making the whole planet better.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I used to be.
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Mmmmmmmmmmm😋
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’ll have a Spicy Italian please. Large With a Peroni to wash it down…
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I miss not having to subscribe to 20 different channels
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When you take testosterone out of the equation, great things happen. You go Ladies!
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pastaforyou.bsky.social @pastaforyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Maybe if he did something for the people of America…
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