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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Taylor and Travis wedding is very conflicting for me: Do they need and deserve privacy on this day? Yes💍 Is she a billionaire & do I believe shutting down NYC on a holiday weekend during the World Cup is very insensitive? Yes #taxtherich there are no ethical billionaires
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m back What a shitshow this weekend was but I am hopeful for this country!
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Haven’t posted in a minute but happy about election results, annoyed about everything else
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Marvel hit mental health and kindness with Thunderbolts. DC hit current world issues and kindness with Superman. No, they are not the same but both are VERY important topics and I hope movies continue to have story and HEART✨
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Big fan of Superman - Superheroes have always been “woke” and they should continue to be
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* Chewie * @thegreatchewiebear.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
A couple more from yesterdays shoot🇺🇸🩵❤️🎩 Maybe Chewie should run for president? • • • • #dog #samoyed #notmyrodrick #fluffy #floof #snowdog #cloud #samoyedpuppy #dogsofbluesky #cute #usa #america #nokings #artsy #photoshoot #reflection #mayor #summer #july4
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 04/07/2025
This Fourth of July, I am taking a moment to reflect. Things are hard right now. They are probably going to get worse before they get better. But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.
Vice President Harris and Douglas Emhoff watch fireworks at the White House on July 4, 2024.
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
After a long break, I am tired, tired of the BS of my politicians, and feeling very unpatriotic today. But not giving up. Liberty and justice for ALL🩵🇺🇸
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I am back from #utah, now on the #eastcoast again I am ready to both roast and praise this state And rank the things I did/saw #travel
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
#SLOMW How will ketamine help your relationship?? And how will I tell Frankie and her mom apart now? They look the same😭
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If this man has no haters I’ve not only died, but they’ve decapitated and destroyed my body in such a way that I can’t be resurrected using the sheer amount of disgust I have for him.
noted bum Zac Affleck
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Yall Every bit of news is consuming at this point How are we dealing with this? (Besides going back to therapy)
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Fuck.
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Who tf saw thunderbolts and when can I post things? Can I post vaguely without anyone knowing what I mean?
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Happy #maythe4th to my fellow Star Wars fans! May we soon take down our own fascist regime 🩵🛸🪐
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Aw man. Rest in peace Pope Francis. 🩵 Not a religious person but I know he did some great things, even up to the last few hours. Thank you for speaking out for marginalized folks and thank you for telling off JD and Trump one last time before your passing. You will be missed.💔🪽
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Again, I do not know pretty much anything about WWE - I enjoyed the headliners the last two nights. And here are some vines for tonight🫶💪 🤩 • • #johncena #WWE #wrestlemania #easter #vine #webarebears #pokemon #meme
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
LETSGOO JOHN CENA💪💪 (I had no idea he was a “bad guy” in the lore?? With him being such a great guy irl I figured his WWE persona would be similar?? I’m new to Wrestlemania) #johncena #WWE #wrestlemania #easter
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* Chewie * @thegreatchewiebear.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter!!🐰🌸🪺 (We have a lot of pictures so I’ll be sharing these for a few days😆) • 1/ #dog #samoyed #notmyrodrick #fluffy #floof #snowdog #cloud #samoyedpuppy #dogsofbluesky #cute #easter #bunny #photoshoot #easteregg
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Mello the Samoyed 🐻‍❄️💚 @mellothesamoyed.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hoppy Easter to all who celebrate!!! 🫶💚🐥🐰💐🪺
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter! I don’t celebrate really but I hope everyone has a great day+a great service if you go! The bunny left me Oregon trail for switch and he did NOT have to, very excited to play later🥹🐰
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Came home from work and my parents were watching WrestleMania and we are NOT happy with the end result
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Why do I feel like the weekend is already over😭
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Literally stop using AI can we use our brains??
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I really like democracy andi don’t like feeling helpless - so my irl friend and I are making a document of ways to feel like you’re making an impact - anyone have any ideas? Its a pretty big document but we’re trying to make it digestible + about working together against the billionaires💪
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Katy Perry “went to space yesterday”and I feel as though I should mention it was not much different than the Red Bull skydivers who break the atmosphere and then come back down. Less impressive actually. ET is a banger tho👽
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sigh x2
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Guys Katy Perry is going to space tomorrow With some other billionaires - Jeff Bezos’ wife is leading it I feel like this should not be happening
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It’s tricky being funny in this fascist hellscape because people don’t know if I’m joking sometimes And I don’t know if I’m joking sometimes
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I know we’re all broke but I think it would be so awesome if we (regular people) #invested whatever we can, over the next few days/weeks while the #stockmarket is dead Then the #middleclass can rise. We can help each other & the less fortunate. Donate more. Spend more at #smallbuisnesses
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My source of joy today is all these studio Ghibli postcards I sent to my friends (+1 full letter) Support the post office!! 💌 #anime #usps #mail #postcards #letters #joy #friends #ghibli
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I am so mad all the time - all my rights being l taken away, the economy, viruses, death, war And when I get a glimpse of hope from people like @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social & @booker.senate.gov ppl have the audacity to tell me “hope won’t change things” ?? Hope is the ONLY WAY💪🇺🇸🆘🩵
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Florida voting against their interests is so very Florida of them
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I am NOT a doctor - but I do work in a med office on the east coast. Here’s this weeks recap: COVID Lots of COVID. Mild symptoms, bad symptoms, old, young, everyone. Wash your hands, clean your surfaces, and stay in if you’re sick yall. 🩵🩵
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Thank you @booker.senate.gov ! And everyone who helped him with this senate hold🩵 Especially @chrismurphyct.bsky.social - I love this friendship
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Every time my brother’s college club has eboard elections I get visibly stressed and make my other friends in the group text me real time updates. They have to do better this year, last year was a disaster... and yet they thrived! Gives me hope about our country except it’s not at all even similar
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I very much do not want to go to work tomorrow but I did bake cookies to share so I’m pretty excited for that!!🥰🥰
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hot take: I hate Blood on the Clocktower and similar games Why am I sitting with my eyes closed the whole time while people lie to me? #boardgames #games #hottake #opinion #anythingbutthis
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Instead of fist American flag fire can I do 👊🇨🇦🔥 when I enter the #signal #chat so receive knows I support Canada and not this freakshow dumpster fire of an admin
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
You’re telling me they are doing all this shit and I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW?? Not cool
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Why are we treating them like they’re a serious administration? If they’re going to fuck up (as they did, & as @petebuttigieg.bsky.social said) and then have a disastrous response, let’s treat them as unserious. A serious threat? Yes. But highly unserious as an administration #trump #journalist 1/2
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Adding to my arsenal of meme pics among about a hundred JD Vance edits
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* Chewie * @thegreatchewiebear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Those of you who use TikTok - Chewie’s account is back up! It seems like his first videos were still kind of blocked from views but the most recent one is all good🥰🩵🫶 Nothing like restarting🫠🫠 #dog #samoyed #floof #snowdog #dogsofbluesky #tiktok
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
3/23/25 - todays source of #joy My brother is home and cooking us dinner - we didn’t talk about politics (rare for us), we played Minecraft, and enjoyed his company 🩵
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Trying to find #joy in these times - and I think of Kamala and her message to the world I think of the hope she brought us, and the glimpse of hope I’m getting from @aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov and the thousands showing up at these rallies!!🩵🩵
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I was always a fan of @idubbbz.bsky.social & I appreciate the growing up we all seemed to have done together. His videos have always been well on out but recently they’re just on some great topics One of my favorite clips from his most recent video I think everyone should watch🤞
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I love seeing these rallies for AOC and Bernie🥹 2,000 expected vs 11,000 showing up?? We can do this yall. We are JUST starting. People are JUST getting fed up.
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why are there no musicians on BlueSky? I need music artists on here! It seems many have stopped using twitter but they should hop on over Anyone know of any pop/rock/r&b artists on here? Anyone really😭🤞🩵 #pop #rock #blues #music #musicians #broadway #musicaltheater #musicsky ?
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Work perk? Or naw? Fresh, warm, crumbl cookies for the office from a client - I’ve never had any - tried the mint one - good but very sweet, don’t get the hype 6/10
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pasta + cookies @pastaandcookies.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Boycotting Tesla by never being able to afford one in the first place 😎
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