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Deep Truths with Pascal

@pascalseaotter.bsky.social

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If you try something new, it's not new anymore, maaan.

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Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

You ever wonder when an island stops being an island and turns into just…the land? Maaaaaaan!

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

They say dress for the job you want. Maaan, that’s why I never wear a shirt.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

When someone tells you to hold your horses, you tell them no. Maaan, they’re way too heavy!

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Have you ever noticed there are rock stars but no roll stars? Whatever happened to rock AND roll, maaan?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

You gotta wonder why folks always ignore the elephant in the room. Elephants give the best advice, man.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Talking’s pretty good, as things to do with your head go, but listening is where it’s at, maaan.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

You don’t want to miss the good ol’ days too much, or you might miss out on the good new days.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Sometimes a delivery guy in a pizza hat is so much better than a knight in shining armor, maaan.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

They’re called “sea stars,” but how do we know who came first? Maybe stars should be called “sky fish.”

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Teach someone to fish and they’ll have fish for life. But if you give them a fish, that’s just, like, easier.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

We’ve got card sharks, pool sharks, loan sharks…. Sharks need better vocational training, maaan.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I want a machine that turns toast back into soft bread. I’ve got too many toast regrets, maaan…

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

What’s up with crossword puzzles, maaan? Why are they so upset? Why not kindword puzzles?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Herding cats is hard. But you know what’s harder? Herding crocodiles. Maaan, they’ve got some attitude!

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Ever wonder why they call it a flower bed? They always seem real awake to me.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

They say you can’t compare apples to oranges, but that falls apart if you think about it for even one second.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

They say light is the fastest thing there is, but where is it GOING, maaan?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Some folks will tell you not to buy a boat. Bet they’ll also tell you not to eat candy or listen to music!

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

If molecules are made of atoms, and atoms are made of even smaller things…like, how deep does this go?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

How come drawers are where you keep your drawers? Pointlessly confusing, maaan. No need for it.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I wonder what else might fit in there?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

They say you should only sleep like a third of the day, but that’s just a conspiracy by Big Consciousness.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow. But, like, a waterslide is more fun than ANY bike.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Maaan, if you waste your time doing something you enjoy, then you don’t waste your time.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Are fossils bones that turned to stone, or are bones just rocks in denial about their true nature?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Constellations are just a hoax cooked up by Big Space. What do I see when I look up? Pinholes, maaan.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

If eyes are windows to the soul, is the mouth a garage door? Makes sense. I always forget to close mine.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Friendship isn’t a boat you crew alone. You never know when you’ll need all hands on deck for a storm.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Cheese is just milk that’s been lucky enough to age gracefully.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Sometimes I dream about throwing the best party anyone’s ever seen, maaan. Pascal’s Rager, they’d call it.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

If your philosophy can’t be summed up in three words on a T-shirt, maaan, it’s just too much work.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Why are they called whiskers, maaan? Whenever I use ‘em to whisk stuff, it always ends badly.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Time is a sweetheart, always gifting you with the present. When do we give it something back, maaan?

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

If she’s sellin’ seashells by the seashore, is that like some dude sellin’ sticks in a forest? Whoa…

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

People ask, “Where does the time go?” But I know, maaan. There’s a used-time store near my place.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Wanna learn to cook? Try getting good at one recipe, then branch out. From there it’s all just spices.

Deep Truths with Pascal @pascalseaotter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

What if all the planets and stars are just, like, huge atoms? And we’re all just part of a giant leg warmer?