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Pascal Jakobsohn

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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 7h
When stores calculate product prices, staff wages are included in the calculation. They might as well check out your stuff.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 9h
Back in the day the "right wing" was good old racists. Modern right wing is just a grift. Outrage for money. The real racist don't know how to profit from it.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 10h
Riley Gaines would not want to swim against her.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friend groups? Luxury!
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's why you buy your ice cream in person and not order it on Amazon.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He doesn't like Californian cities because California is blue. What that moron doesn't realize is that more people in Los Angeles voted for him than there are residents in red Montana.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
18 day meth binge or just making up shit for attention?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why not San Francisco? Oh, I know: tech billionaires. Scary that a maniac like Trump can order a nuclear strike. And even scarier that there are thousands who'd follow his orders.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They told him to hold a baby. He grabs a 12 year old boy.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will a russian billionaire pay for the wedding?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His parents must hate him and wish dad would have pulled out.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The "b" is silent. Can't wait for Trump to be silent... for good.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We know who he works for. Patriotism in current politics is a lie. No matter if in the UK, Germany, Austria etc. It all leads back to Putin.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As candidate it's always a good strategy to blame others for your failures. Some voters will fall for it.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RFK Jr already contacted Putin, asking how he can get it to the US and make the plague great again.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Each town, no matter how small, should have at least one ballot drop-off box. Why use the middle man USPS when you can drop it off at your local town hall etc.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just in time to fix the voting machines.
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fraziberry.bsky.social @fraziberry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s wearing this. This is the bulge under the back of his suit jacket. And on his legs.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sucks that Elolf Musk benefits from high gas prices.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's why big corporations or rich individuals give money to politicians. Make sure loop holes stay wide open for the ones that can afford to play. And make sure the little guy doesn't get any crumbs.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Sports Illustraded going to sue?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am ready for AI to wipe out mankind. This timeline is unbearable.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It doesn't look like it's their first time. I am more clumsy when getting into a new rental car.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, Second Amendment for EVERYBODY. Don't be ageist.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm on board with that kind of populism.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The main reason I check Bluesky a few times a day is to see if he's dead. One day...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He thought he was in his Cybertruck. Common problem when you own multiple cars.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daughter and I started watching it today. First impression: staged garbage, the contestants must be amateur actors. The games are meh. Didn't think I would watch past the first episide. But the backstabbing and drama make it fun to watch. We finished all 7 episodes in one afternoon.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fox News is to journalism what pro wrestling is to sports. Staged garbage, fake drama.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably happens more than people think. Staging a robbery, splitting the loot.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Water is wet.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Netanyahu knew about the threat and let it happen. Because it would be a great excuse for a genocide.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I say: castration for rape.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everything he is known for, he bought. The only thing he came up with by himself:
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Billionaires stick together. Or how we say in german: "Eine Krähe hackt der anderen kein Auge aus", meaning one crow does not pick out the eye of another.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What does TFG stand for? "That fucking guy"?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Many military people will be in prison if they follow through with Trump's "allies" plans
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A 29 year old billionaire? Inheritance?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who? Anyway, sounds like a love marriage to me.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do I need to cut my phone off from the internet to avoid a forced download?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And that mofo even ran in the republican primary for California governor this year. Imagine what he would have done if he was still on the ballot in November.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For those of us not wanting to hear his voice, what is he saying?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who are the people clapping and cheering? Did he bring his own cheerleaders?
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess that's how it has always been with Trump. Cutting corners, avoiding regulations and laws. That's how he ran his real estate business for decades.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe he thinks it's true. He hasn't been at a gas station or inside a grocery in a long time. Probably decades. So if one of his psycho minions put that lie in his head, he might think it is true.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know a single trans person in my life. But everybody I know has to endure high grocery prices, high gas prices. Some with high medical expenses. Struggles to find an affordable place to call their own. But tell us more about furries, whatever that means.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
6 weeks from the election & suddenly Republicans pretend to care more about their constituents than cultish obedience to Trump. But 5 minutes after the election they’ll be right back selling you out so they can get a signed hat in the Oval Office or a dinner invite to Mar-a-Lago.
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, which side is Ed Sheeran on?
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Close-up of US Dollar Bill
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Pascal Jakobsohn @pascaljakobsohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope it hurts FoxNews.
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