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Doyle from High School ❌👑

@partysubdoyle.bsky.social
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Teacher, dungeon-master, amateur accordionist, aspiring ornamental hermit. Begins conversations with things like: “I read an article…” or “according to Slavic folklore…” Time Magazine Person of the Year (2006) 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 He/Him

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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 12h
They’ll be back 11/4 to demand the DNC answer for any losses.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 12h
So the “progressive left” finally won a few primaries and are now shitting the bed because they have no idea or inclination to do anything but campaign against democrats.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 12h
Show me an astroturfed effort to depress liberal/progressive turnout on Election Day.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“We can’t fix society now; I haven’t gotten to be the chosen-one-protagonist of a cyberpunk dystopian blockbuster yet!
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everything trump does makes a lot more sense when you remember that he’s first and foremost a real estate mogul and it’s all just the political equivalent of “…but you should know, there’s a lot of interest in this property”.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“I want to be a better person but you’re not doing a very good job of showing me how; obviously the problem is you” is a classic abuser tactic.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember when home internet was first going mainstream and feeling fairly ambivalent about it. There were absolutely others on my peer group insisting that mine was an untenable and unacceptable position. Also, we were 11.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GWB was absolutely a traitor.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t call Obsession a comedy, but I was giggling the whole way through.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the kind of reaction you have when you’re literally incapable of understanding that movies without superheroes exist.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My immediate reaction to this headline was “Schindler’s List”. Rich creamery butter indeed.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Isn’t he a republican?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What was the purpose of this line of questioning? I’m seriously asking; I can’t seem to find a longer clip of this exchange.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno. Why did you all VOTE for the man who instigated January 6 to BECOME president again?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember once reading of Trump that his is (paraphrasing): “a zero-sum world… if the other side seems happy with an agreement, he assumes he must be getting screwed”. This explains basically 100% of his foreign policy and political calculus.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Um, it’s actually Super Intelligence now.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Their loyalty isn’t my concern; how are they going to vote?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It means your son is a huge dork.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maine has the representation it wants, as does Texas. Those of us from states that aren’t batshit are going to have to find a way to accept that.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Helluva word choice. Is a “snafu” better or worse than a “whoopsie-daisy”?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No need to get excited; these numbers only mean something if people actually vote.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Oh, I suppose all those antlers just fell out of the deer’s’ heads on their own!”
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Action Together New Jersey @atnj.org · 19/09/2026
From #Morris County Government Mail-In Ballot Drop Boxes are now open.
Picture of Drop Box by steps.  Morris County Official Election Ballot Drop Box.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Leftists are unable to distinguish between “demanding a general strike” and “organizing a general strike”.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a rational extension of the conservative belief that money in government workers’ paychecks disappears from the economy altogether.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s already lost.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don’t get excited. He knows the votes aren’t there.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No. Case closed. Get a real job.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It will be interesting to see after the midterms if Vance seems to have any real political ambition left. Win or lose this November, it’s hard to see his lane in ‘28.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The $5,000 thing feels like something that a low-level staffer threw out half-jokingly in a closed-door meeting that he’s now latched onto so now it’s republican orthodoxy.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please everyone do this!
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Imagine racing to sit on a throne of ten billion corpses on a dead planet.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The boots are kinda femme
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ok, google. Do your thing.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dana’s unusually feisty this morning.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Somebody’s lying. That’s what’s happening.
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Pedro Sandoval @pedro-sandoval.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow, just wow. Unless Dems do things their simply isn't a consensus for doing, you're going to hand the keys back to Pubs. If in the middle of this right wing shit show you still bitch & moan about Dems in tbe tun up to a General, you might be contributing to how we got here.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meanwhile, down at the bait shop … They wouldn’t have to wait another week-and-a-half if they had anything worthwhile.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am terminally online and I barely know.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Plenty of us knew this long before the whole McConnell thing…
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He doesn’t need to steal them; most Americans refuse to vote. Republicans are gonna do fine.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Slow news week, I guess?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just finished “The Burial Tide” by Neil Sharpson - good folk horror. Currently rereading “Mexican Gothic” which is good gothic horror. Always recommend “Wilding Hall” which is great gothic folk horror.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Being a democrat.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Because twice a year they get to buy a designer dress and go to a fancy dinner.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Those seniors lived long enough to see the government build America’s first trillionaire; what more could they possibly want?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember in ‘16 all the republicans who “don’t support him but do endorse him”?
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What every other late 20th/early 21st century republican understood was that attacking immigrants was great red meat for their racist base but the economy was also literally dependent on them.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Taking the time to falsify evidence to support one’s lies shows a respect for the intelligence of the electorate that is anathema to maga/gop today. Better nixon than basically any republican since nixon.
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Doyle from High School ❌👑 @partysubdoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Something something devil-you-know” come Election Day.
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