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PartTimeOrc

@parttimeorc.bsky.social
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He/Him Paladin coded Pan/ Polyamorous golden retriever Leftist. Here to help, if I can.

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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Let me know when you reach your final form! Hype for friends is a delight
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Obviously, the horny power level is over 9,000
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Damn, this ad made me wish I was in your district so I could vote for ya.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I don’t even know. It’s all kind of like waking up after a fugue state and being grateful the kids aren’t dead
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Surely, she’s reached peak horny posting? There’s nowhere to got from here?” And then I read this. Ffs, you’re a pioneer
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“You know what? I’m out.” “Oh shit, my bad” It’s not complicated, tbh
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Not a drag queen reading in a library Not lgbtq Not a minority
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
When you use ChatGPT to write global trade policy and don’t bother to proofread it.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Oh cool Another Right Wing figure in blue paint. Thanks for popping up on the timeline. I wouldn’t be able to block you otherwise
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Friend, this isn’t the real god. It’s a satire account.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I wish I had this optimism. Tbh, some days I just am waiting to get loaded onto the train car. Let the government do what the depression can’t
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Library friend, I understand what this is like, even if I’m lucky enough to not have it every day. I’m sad that it’s part of your life, and hope that future days will be more gentle.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I want this to be a fictional shitpost. Deep in my heart, I also assume it actually exists
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hell yeah, fam!
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I don’t think most Dems want to actually enact change. They could have, and regularly choose not to
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It’d be nice if they all could retire at 70 or 80. Both because of them being secure, and so they’re not running the country
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
More pics of the cat rental
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Eh, make fun of folks for silly choices? Sure Someone being the butt of a joke for shit they can’t control? Hard pass
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Good luck tiny humans! You’re working hard and that’s awesome!
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Ffs, if they’re going to insult someone’s intelligence, wouldn’t they want to have basic grammar down?
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Where is this affordable apartment, tho? Asking for a me
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If you’re not perving on your friends, are you even a hype man? I gots a job to do!
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hell yeah, I did 😂
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Uncensored abdomen?! You thot! 😜
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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#FuckTrump #FuckMusk #BoycottTesla #Swasticar
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I’m gonna be a shit head for this game, but I think what you’re doing is rad af Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Yup. It’s not absent, but so much less
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
War of 1812: Part Two Because we can’t expect a sitting President to have studied history
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It’s wild that he put the caveat “physically” in there. It almost seems as if he knows he’s hurting people, but is still baffled why they’re angry
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I’ve been through similar, and wish you didn’t have to
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
On one hand: Does the world need another podcast On the other hand: You’d make a mint. You might as well make it
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Fair point
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Tbh, given a time machine, stopping 50 Shades isn’t at the top of my list. Maybe the top 10, though
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I saw it five times in the theater, usually dragging friends along. Idk what else I could have done.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Far left? Aren’t those pro USA propaganda outlets?
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A modern day… WHAT?!!
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I feel this in my soul.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“Not this Fucken guy” means top Dem pick since Obama left office
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Woot! I’m valid, too!
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I’ll take the feeling old if that’s what gets the younger folks listening.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You started with snark, and got snark in return. I’m not the one starting shit, just tagged in because it felt like the right thing to do.
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You asked about “they” I replied to that question. But thanks for making assumptions and talking like I don’t understand what’s going on!
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Does the Costco super dog shave more time off, or is it about the same? Because I shaved at least 72 minutes off, and it’d be nice to know it was actually 80
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Based on context clues, I think the ICC. Because that’s what the rest of the thread is talking about. Hope that helps
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John Vibes @johnvibes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Julie Max @prettyparadox.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Finally, the US is leading the world in something 😂😂
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It’s wild that “trans rights” means talking about dicks and only dicks for some people. But keep telling on yourself, friend. Now we know what you’re preoccupied with
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PartTimeOrc @parttimeorc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
😂😂😂😂
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