Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All this said. Dems outdid the Reds by 21,000 votes in the primary, and I just don't believe that that 15% of voters is gonna sit this one out, no matter how much they hate MGP (which they should; she sucks!). 100
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 01/10/20261) If you're calling Dem women bitches and actively hoping they lose to Republicans, you are indistinguishable from a Republican. 2) It is gonna be so so so funny if Talarico flips Texas the same year WA3 drifts back to red. And I can't think of a Dem more deserving of this humiliation than MGP. 120
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"B-b-but! Why *only Jews*??? There's plenty of OTHER at-risk communities in NYC for him to be catering to!" - Guy who only sees Zohran Mamdani news when Mamdani says something to do with Jewish people. 062
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every time an American liberal tries to argue that Gaza deserves to be annihilated because Hamas represents the popular will of Palestinians because of one election outcome *20 years ago*, I have to remind them that Hamas took home a smaller vote share than Trump did in '16 and '24. 230
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And to be clear, the "noooo. He's NOTHING like a Rockefeller Republican!!!!" guys are also being very dumb here. They are obviously, for external reasons, arbitrarily, reactionarily, resistant to the mere ~association~ of Mamdani with the ~word~ Republican. 100
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Like. Guys. Please. Politicians are human beings existing in real-world political realities. Can we stop thinking it's some gatcha when a thousand-mile summary of a Zohran policy ~appears~ to contradict the sacrosanct tenets of Democratic Socialism as laid-out in a 1976 Intro to Poli Sci textbook? 150
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Shocking: BlueSky users slowly beginning to understand that The Map is Not the Territory. 150
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"If you don't trade with the settlements that we ourselves classify as illegal, we will ban you from sending aid to Gaza" is genuinely evil shit. 000
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Conservative desperately rattling his brain for a nice thing to say about the Jews: "An attack on them is... an attack on the very concept of greed. (Nailed it!)" 010
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fascinated by the way in which arguments from the anti-Bibi right-wing get laundered into the English-speaking center-left. Every time I look into "Bibi enabled Oct. 7th," the supporting evidence always ends up being insane hawk shit like "Oct. 7th happened cause Bibi let Gazans get work permits." 000
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026At least 5 units of shabbat I believe is what we decided at the last convention. 030
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026TIL that a Simeon Bar Yochai literally did the "if God has a million fans, I'm one of them. If God has 1 fan, that one is me" meme in the Talmud almost verbatim. 131
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Get a case of these bad boys and trust me you won't have to pour out a single one. 000
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Okay, maybe I was fibbing a bit there. Those aren't the *best* arguments mustered by scholars. There's also "well, how come they were only ritually burying SOME of their dead children, painstakingly fashioning stone death masks for them, and not ALL of their dead children?" 010
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The best arguments that can be mustered by scholars in support of Punic child sacrifice is "Well, it it wasn't at least a little true, then how come their enemies repeated it so much?" and "Occam's Razor dictates we trust blood libels." 110
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I love Nikolaj, but this is maybe the most "I know nothing about the study of religion or sacrificial cult systems" tweet of all time. 150
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Dear Emily Wilson: the point of focusing on "the mechanical challenge of moving objects through space" in Nolan's Odyssey is to demonstrate to the audience that all of these mere "logistics" problems involve human suffering. The horse is pulled by fucking slaves. People drown in it! 130
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Dude, your DC suburb eruv is large enough to fit like 25 Zions in it what the fuck are we doing here? 110
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Like, clearly Chazal's logic here is not "carrying the weapons is banned because it falls under the restriction of transfer between domains." No. They're pretty damn explicit here that weapons are a uniquely reprehensible desecration of the sabbath ("nothing other than reprehensible."). 120
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"I need to be able to carry my gun on the sabbath!" Carry. Your gun. On shabbes???!!! 221
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Dude, I hate the chud-ification of my religion so much. 150
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026THIS IS NOT THE "Background Context" YOU LEAD WITH. 010
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Like, we give people the impression of "Oh. The Inquisition was about suppressing science and preventing Catholic schisms through force" when it was actually the political campaign to unite Spain by ethnically cleansing Muslims and Jews, involving a literal blood quantum. 140
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The best piece of ouroborous-performance-art in this mess is when the producers all clapped themselves on the back for making people walk out, and then the only black woman in the cast went "I'm not sure what the point of being offensive is if the only people we're offending are marginalized queers" 020
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"The last good trigger-warning joke was made in, like, 2017." Dude, you wrote a song titled "Safe Space" where the thesis is "leftists CLAIM to like 'safe spaces,' but dislike West Bank Settlements. Ironic, isn't it?" 020
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026And, like, when I say the problem is that Slam Frank is too self-aware, I MEAN SLAM FRANK IS TOO SELF-AWARE. 100
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What's crazy is that the cast and crew seemingly HAVE read People Love Dead Jews, and I guess their takeaway was "it's okay to appropriate Anne Frank's death if you're using it to call trans people cringe." bsky.app/profile/part... 120
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If you need any other indication of what kind of people the Slam Frank guys are, look no further than the fact that on ~the day of the Bondi shooting~ their immediate response was to do a parody Instagram post about the massacre. 330
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026And what he didn't get is that when Brooks was in the army, he spent time in military prison for beating the shit out of his antisemitic brothers-in-arms. 111
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Like, the only genuinely funny parts of the play are the small bits where it commits to the bit of "Alexander Hamilton but it's about the murder of Anne Frank." Cause that's fucking hilarious, and it's actually kind of impressive. 1164
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's just all the same tired 2014 jokes about SJW activists. "Wow, these guys are so woke, it's like they've gone full circle and become the REAL racists." Dude. It's fucking 2026. There's a song in your musical called "safe space." At the end you insinuate BLM protestors are Nazis. 2499
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"Judaism doesn't have monasticism" is one of those things we Jees have made very ingrained in how we talk about ourselves, but it's also 100% false. We have monasteries, they're called yeshivas. We just don't put our monasteries in the middle of nowhere. 200
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'm not much of a crank about the U.S. adopting the metric system for temp, volume, etc. But I AM exceptionally angry that the U.S. doesn't follow the ISO 216 A-series standard for paper sizing. 010
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Reading Emily Wilson's Odyssey review rn and I think her takes on the film are mostly bad, but I also think this line is maybe one of the best things I've ever seen. So, as with Nolan's movie, I give the bad parts a pass do I can appreciate the great stuff here. 110
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Call me crazy, but I don't think this guy was making a reference to an arcane piece of Israeli genocide rhetoric by claiming that potholes require routine maintenance. 031
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026His argument against Chartism btw was that poor people wouldn't be unhappy if only Britain had a ~stronger~ aristocracy. His obsession with "real aristocracy" was, of course, intimately related to his pro-slavery opinions. 100
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The irony here is that the argument "economics is an artless pseudoscience meant to justify a morally bankrupt ideology with its cooky concepts of 'supply and demand'" was first coined by race scientists who were very mad that economists kept producing charts that said "slavery bad for economy." 151
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Seeing self-proclaimed "libertarians" go to bat for a system of Car Dependency created by top-down federal and state-level mandates for highway expansions, parking minimums, and oil subsidies kinda gives way the whole charade. 140
Partisan @partpartisan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026They in fact did this on multiple occassions. (Menachot 37a) 010