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parteaanimal.bsky.social

@parteaanimal.bsky.social
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He/Him ◍ Married ◍ Recovering Twitter User RESIST Interests: Gaming ◍ Final Fantasy ◍ Kingdom Hearts ◍ Resident Evil ◍ RPGs ◍ Naughty Dog ◍ Comedy ◍ Science ◍ Leaving A Better World for the Future ◍ Fantasy Football ◍ NY Giants ◍ A little bit of EVERYTHING

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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I ain't know for what, but me too. Almost always.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ancestry.com just confirmed that I have 100% Italian DNA according to their latest update. And with that knowledge, I am more ready than ever to say that Colombus was a fuckhead and we should not be commemorating him.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Studies show that upon witnessing murder, even capital punishment, people are actually MORE likely to perform violent crimes. So, yet another fuckup for that clown Hegseth.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am not down with making fun of the appearance of Susan Dell. I just don't like it. It feels icky. I am down to make fun of Susan and Michael Dell for supporting a rapist, pedophilic magalomaniac (spelling intended). Like, wasting your money on this when there are real causes to donate to? Yikes.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If the problem with elections is that they're not "secure enough", why in the flying fuck would you want LESS monitoring? There really is only one reason.
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are no people in the US I would be willing to "sacrifice" during a meaningless war. Except, MAYBE the occupants of the White House.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking at the Vikings at a 4-0 record with questionable QB play in just about every game. Imagine if they had an average starter, like, say, Kirk Cousins on their roster.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight we watch an NFL game where one QB is a right wing dickhead and the other is an accused rapist. Together, they share the worst qualities of the US President.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Powerline was a real one. He didn't HAVE to let Goofy and Max dance on stage with him, but he did, and that is what real aura is all about.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A strange society where we shun pornagraphic material and sex workers, but watch horror films and acclaimed murder mysteries. Yet, we actively jail murderers and let rapists run the government (or continue to pursue a Cornell education).
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Me planning a date with Alanis Morissette* Uhm, would you like to go to the theater perhaps?
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was 39 years old when I learned that Sherwood Forest in Nottingham was a real place. Huh. Doesn't seem real.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does it comfort you at all to know he has thoughts of his own that he will never share? It didn't help me at all.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God, I wish I didn't automatically know what "BT" meant.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How do I listen to less than zero songs by Ed Sheeran?
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait until you hear about Spiderman.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would love to see the evidence before I make any grand statements. But seeing these three statements all at once sure is intriguing.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am a Giants fan, but I am personally a huge fan of Jalen Hurts unless he is playing the Giants. haha
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is true. I did win my first week of Fantasy Football and the President of the United States is a rapist.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎵He lies and says he's a Democrat, won't vote for a Fetterman🎵 -Pearl Jam (probably)
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dumbass MAGA Man: Yeah, but now Iran knows we are serious and not to mess with the US!
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was his track record better prior to the brain injury/foreign payments that decide where his loyalty lies?
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Win or lose, ain't nobody getting a $5000 from this brokeass administration.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
His official stance is if the world is going to end anyway as prophecised, why shouldn't he be the one to lead us to Armageddon? That's not a great political stance.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My daughter is three months into receiving books from the Imagination Library and it is so exciting finding a new read in the mailboc every month for her!
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
With a great costume comes great responsibility.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me looking at the potential Fantasy Running Back options for Denver:
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy Birthday Mr. De Niro and I am sorry my wife almost ran you over a few years ago. To be fair, an 80-year old man on a bike ride is hard to avoid when you're on tight country roads.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Apparently Joshua Kushner is a lifelong Democrat and has donated to causes on the left. The only problem? There is no such thing as a good billionaire.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I mean they are short bread. Not long bread. Healthy is in the NAME.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Leavitt is leaving, and there should be a joke in the alliteration, but it's too glorious as a statement to make a joke out of it.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are we Home Alone-ing ICE agents? I'm in.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is a joy to know that Bluesky is stealing people away from other, less progressive social media platforms. But hey, if the team is already here and in good company, then I am happy with the current product.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why say this anonymously? Three quarters of the world knows this. And most of that last quarter doesn't know anything about United States affairs.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Roger Daltrey once said, "I hope I die before I get old". He has failed.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My last name is Fiorelli and I endorse this message.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I once got really high and ate all of my step-dad's chicken cutlets he prepped for his week of lunches. A weeks worth of them. Why didn't I stop at 2???
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everytime I say the word "bagel", my wife needs to point out that I say "bag-gull". I would be upset if she didn't pronounce "milk" as "melk".
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Beautiful spread. Can't believe I am just learning how to avoid splitting in tomatoes.
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Legal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dude who's married to a woman named Usha has a problem with a guy named Abdul? Dumb couch fucker.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Couldn't the Mario Rap for the movie have avoided the phrase, "You'll be hooked on the brothas"? No one at Nintendo even questioned it? But damn, they were right. I am hooked on the brothas. No clarification on that.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh right - so I am currently $1,000,000 in the hole. I can feel my morality leaving my body as we speak. 😆
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You might be right. Perhaps I gave him too much credit. Your version makes a lot more sense.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He is a nitwit, but I don't think he believes his own lies. He knows the truth, but knows his followers will believe him no matter what the truth is. It is everything George Orwell warned us about, but worse because it is real.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wait a second. Since there are no repercussions to money laundering, why aren't we all doing it? First, I need to start a shady business. This is going to go well.
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parteaanimal.bsky.social @parteaanimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Seems like a major oversight that the President chooses the Director of the FBI. Why wouldn't they always choose a partial person who could investigate their crimes?
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