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Big Pappy Hogsheade

@parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social
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A Farmer Porker just trying to live life.

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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RAWR
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
100%, being the venue is so nice. <3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you've been snipped, how do they get in?
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Personally, I love the thought of micros using cocks and balls as homes/hotels/Air B&B's <3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*gives him a Tootsie Pop to suckle on*
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He needs noms. Now.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
100 percent, and you know it just feels so good <3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💙🐽💙
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course, it's perfectly natural to not be turned on by dying lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why? Normal sux. 😏
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
100% yes lol. That's why all my characters are canonically switch (in the vorish sense). I also like sentience in things that are not normally sentient, and also NBM (Natural body Magic), which allows for situations like me being eaten by a part of myself lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd imagine that the footboards would bulge out between the front and rear half of the scooter lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Endo vore is the best. Just hold them friends in your tummy or other places and have a cozy time. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Sky. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel that. I think I've done 1-2 pieces of art all year. Cute Gal though. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sounds like some kind of WarioWare title.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't forget when you go to reach under a shelf and instead jab your fingertips right into the edge of the shelf.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Endo CV is so good, and actually quite rare. Most CV doesn't end very well for the morsel, sadly.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CV is so nice, especially Endo. <3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My former Fursona had a flavor, but only when he was in a goo form. He was blue an white, so he was blueberries and cream. Tasted kinda like those artificially flavored instant oatmeal packets. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Friendly neighborhood spider gang?
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Such gromy lol
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You got this, Soda. 💙💙💙
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
More people need to talk to their penis. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Then eat apples. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Please place item in the bagging area." "Unexpected item in bagging area. Please remove then continue scanning."
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also sounded with Icicles in the winter. THAT was refreshing lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I didn't have a DS until waaaay later in life. I started with those glowy neon green Lego Antennas, then I graduated to oral thermometers lol Fun fact: My body runs cool, and the thermometer in my dick was the only way I could get close to 98 degrees lol
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The best popsicles
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Still waiting for a picture of some micros inside your balls, someday. Maybe they can be cleaning too. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bary playing with some micros, maybe getting bathed by them.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wonder how often she's tonguing that clit behind her labia where no one can see it lol
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm curious, does she have a clitoris, or is that just a pussy shaped maw?
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
BEEG HAPPY PEEN! 💙🐽💙
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah, there are programs that can turn png images into .ico files so that you can switch the icons around, but sadly for the recycle bin I have to manually refresh the desktop to make it change states. This is what it looks like Empty, and then Full:
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's never too late lol. Man, I wish the edited icon I made for my recycle bin would do this for me. My recycle bin is a penis lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That ain't just a small soda, that's like....one of those 8 ounce mini cans lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Like, thinking of a guy coming home from a long day at his job that he hates, and as he walks through the front door he feels a soft plap on his foot. He looks down and sees his pet cock laying on his toes, shaft curled around his ankle in a hug, and his mood brightens.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I actually prefer soft ones. Goes hand in hand with my fascination with sentient/prehensile cocks. If they're hard, their mobility is reduced. If they gotta do some heavy lifting or something, they can always tense up and erect a bit for that added OOMPH. All other times though, soft and wiggly lol.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can't you call off work because of your glasses?
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
noooo, I know how that is. I am almost legally blind and the left arm of my glasses is held on with tape. My insurance only covers one pair of glasses per 2 years, so I still have a few months to wait before I can get my new set.
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SPURT, lol
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Because you're not as corny as I am lol
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don't you mean "Nyani"? :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Heh, video game pigs for me. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So squishy <3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mlaaaaaaaah! >:3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
She brought you the bag, the least you can do is open it and dump some out for her. :3
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Peeeeens! The Peens are baaaack! ❤🐽❤
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Big Pappy Hogsheade @parsonhogsheadejr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enjoy your new best friend ^🐽^ <3
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