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🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 • 30s • he/him • border collie furry game dev & top dog @animalworkshop.co 🐶🌌 cargo space awks.co/patreon 🟨🚀 rocketpult mini play.date/g/rtptm 🌴⛰️ web team @anthrosocal.org 📦9️⃣ previously @jackboxgames.com 🔗 parsenoire.com

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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 02/10/2026
update: thank u everyone!! i still have 20% of the goal remaining to help *fully* pay for it but i got enough help from y'all to make the purchase. been setting it up this past week while getting stuff off my old laptop in the 3-5 minutes of it staying on, but im nearly good to go for my daily work
a plain white box with "MacBook Pro / Apple Certified Refurbished" on the topa MacBook Pro 14" in Space Black, with the macOS 27 Golden Gate "welcome" screen shown
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 17/09/2026
for the fellow dark mode lovers out there
(black background, white text, dark purple abstract squares)
"parse noire" in blocky text
- parson "Parse" noire
- border collie
- 30's
- he/him
- gay
- likes pizza, friends, game dev, cold weather
- 175cm - 5'9"
- front: the glasses & collar stay on
- back: ponytail!
- feral/quadruped: "all-terrain mode"
- side headshot with tennis ball in mouth: this dog knows ball
- front-facing headshot with a slight smile
- casual wear with gray tank top, black boxers, holding a white mug with the animal workshop logo on it
- everyday wear with black untucked button-up collared shirt, black pants with belt, and watch
- gear, from top to bottom: phone, headphones, thinkpad x13, fujifilm x-t3, playdate, steam deck, backpack
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 17/09/2026
ough im old, time to update the doggy ref with: stubble 🐶🎉3️⃣3️⃣ (this new ref has been in the works for a while by the wonderful @zorrito.bsky.social !! thank u so much awwawaa 💖)
(white background, black text, bright purple abstract squares)
"parse noire" in blocky text
- parson "Parse" noire
- border collie
- 30's
- he/him
- gay
- likes pizza, friends, game dev, cold weather
- 175cm - 5'9"
- front: the glasses & collar stay on
- back: ponytail!
- feral/quadruped: "all-terrain mode"
- side headshot with tennis ball in mouth: this dog knows ball
- front-facing headshot with a slight smile
- casual wear with gray tank top, black boxers, holding a white mug with the animal workshop logo on it
- everyday wear with black untucked button-up collared shirt, black pants with belt, and watch
- gear, from top to bottom: phone, headphones, thinkpad x13, fujifilm x-t3, playdate, steam deck, backpack
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 15/09/2026
something came up, not meant to be 🫡
screenshot with the text "Your sign-up for Steam Frame 256GB Kit has been cancelled"
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 14/09/2026
this would be an insane bday gift
screenshot of the steam frame 256gb waitlist confirmation email, with the message "You have joined the list for Steam Frame 256GB Kit / On September 17, 2026, the list will be randomized and you will receive an email with your results shortly after."
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 08/09/2026
ambient aurora 😺🌲🌌 #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm
a cat with white fur, sitting in a forest with arms gently crossed on lap, looking above at an aurora in the night sky
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 05/09/2026
yeah that tracks
a heatmap of the US indicating regions my dialect is more like (red) and less like (blue)

the red is concentrated in SF/LA and NYC, and blue is concentrated in the central and south
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 12/08/2026
yea that feels right
SOUL VIRTUES EXTRACTOR

KINDNESS
GREEN SOUL

No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel.

KINDNESS 82%
JUSTICE 69%
INTEGRITY 63%
BRAVERY 40%
PERSEVERANCE 36%
DETERMINATION 34%
PATIENCE 32%

undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 01/08/2026
⭐ PORTRAITS AND MEGAPLEX BADGES are OPEN!! ⭐ badges will be ready for pickup at the dealer's den :3 taking limited slots for each, open for this week only or until all slots are filled (waitlisted after) vgen.co/parsenoire
[VGen] PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - AUGUST 2026

CHARACTER PORTRAIT
the parse special
- $150 base price (waist-up, abstract bg)
- add $50 for simple environment bg

CONVENTION BADGES
priority for megaplex pickup
- $150 base price (shoulder crop only)
- add $25 for waist crop (arms, props, etc)

more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 06/06/2026
⭐ ANTHROCON BADGES are OPEN!! ⭐ will be ready for pick up at the dealer's den :3 - new lower base price ($150) for simple poses - same price ($175) for the custom poses taking limited slots, will be open for this week only or until all slots are filled!! (waitlisted after) vgen.co/ParseNoire/s...
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - JUNE 2026
Now on VGen

CONVENTION BADGES
Priority for Anthrocon Pickup

- [new lower base price!] $150 simple pose (shoulder crop only)
- $175 custom pose (waist crop, arms, props, etc.)

more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 02/06/2026
a chill hike 🦌🏔️❄️ #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm
a deer with large antlers, red hair, and red-tipped ears hiking along a snowy path in the mountains
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 13/05/2026
landed back in LA, both of my luggage locks on my booth gear case were destroyed either in transit or by security (why didnt they use the common key??) so im out $30 😔
a photo of the shaft of a broken combination lock held above a pelican case
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 07/05/2026
im doing a discussion/q&a panel TONIGHT at #FWA2026 about game dev and how to get into it yourself, with panelists of various levels of experience!! everyone is welcome, come on by!! 📅 THURSDAY, May 7 @ 7-8pm 📍 Marriott B-8 (Int'l 8-9-10) 🔗 info: builder.guidebook.com/g/#/guides/f...
Getting into the Video Game Industry
May 7th, 2026
Marriott Marquis Atlanta
B8 (International 8-9-10) / Marriott

Want to work in video games, but can't find a way to get your foot in the door? Or just want to know what it's like to work on a AAA or indie title? Join us for a Q&A session with a team of industry veterans from various disciplines, and we'll answer any burning questions you might have about interviewing, portfolio creation, or working in the industry in general!
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 09/04/2026
oh no
parse as a mlp unicorn character, with a white body, dark gray/black mane, square glasses, and a cutie mark of a laptop with code brackets
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 08/04/2026
how i look when i hide my stress from others :)
an mspaint doodle of parse with the "calarts bean mouth"
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 04/04/2026
COMMS OPEN FOR APRIL!! vgen went well last month, so i'm open there again! opening 5 slots each for: - game art style test - character portrait - convention badge (FWA priority) it's scary big bill time (due apr 10), so requests and reshares are greatly appreciated!! vgen.co/parsenoire
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - APRIL 2026
NOW ON VGEN

- $100 game art style test (artistic liberty)
- $150 stylized portrait (the parse special)
- $175 convention badge (priority for FWA delivery)

more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/04/2026
and super huge thanks to @alofoxx.bsky.social @thechristophe.bsky.social @draz.bsky.social for having me on the website team, helping w lots of behind-the-scenes work and ux/accessibility guidance!!
a screenshot of an ARIA debugging tool, showing content groups and text descriptions of media elements
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/04/2026
and here's a fun little animation for the reg tiers, featuring character portraits by @awd.bsky.social !! (note: characters shown are purely thematic and does not represent badge art selection) anthrosocal.org/register
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/04/2026
check out the site i made for #ASC2026, featuring delicious header art by @yibozone.bsky.social !! it's been a long time since i've done a large web design project for a client (almost 10 years!) so this helped me shake off the rust and get back into it :D anthrosocal.org
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 31/03/2026
space tv night #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 30/03/2026
this dog's here to brighten up your day 🌟🐶🌟 #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm
a light brown/tan collie with blue eyes, wearing a blue scarf, purple coat, and maroon shirt with a floral design, holding up two paws playfully with a big open-mouth smile, over a bright magenta/green/blue/white iridescent background
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 30/03/2026
space woodlands #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 30/03/2026
mellow mountaineer 🐺⛰️
a brown wolf in a duffel coat and blue scarf sitting on a cliff's edge, eyes closed and smiling
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 20/03/2026
deep carve 🐻🎿 #art #furry #furryart #vgencomm
a brown bear with lavender hair wearing neon-colored ski gear making a carved turn towards the viewer on a snowy mountain slope
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 12/03/2026
another funny color game www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd
Your ΔE(OK) JND
0.0011

Either you have superhuman cone cells or you got very lucky. I'm going with lucky. This is absurdly below the theoretical JND. Your monitor is doing something weird. Or both.
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 11/03/2026
working around my broken playdate screen by making a mask of the dead pixels so i can display art and animations that tastefully hide the dead pixels
a playdate with a corner of dead pixels on the screen, on a graphics tablet displaying a mask of the dead pixels drawn with aseprite, and a phone mounted on a clamp zoomed in on the broken pixels as a magnifier
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 09/03/2026
🫠
screenshot of brian david gilbert's "this video got me a job" with the "countdown until brian runs out of money" screen, but "brian" is replaced with "parse" and "63 days" is removed
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 08/03/2026
COMMS OPEN FOR MARCH!! trying out vgen this month, so go check out my page and submit a request!! opening 5 slots each for: - game art style test - character portrait - convention badge it's scary big bill time (due mar 10), so requests and reshares are greatly appreciated!! vgen.co/parsenoire
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - MARCH 2026
NOW ON VGEN

- $100 game art style test (artistic liberty)
- $150 stylized portrait (the parse special)
- $175 convention badge (rush order available)

more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 08/03/2026
setting up comms for this month on vgen!! follow & get notified when i open VERY SOON vgen.co/parsenoire
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS - MARCH 2026
NOW ON VGEN

- $100 game art style test (artistic liberty)
- $150 stylized portrait (the parse special)
- $175 convention badge (rush order available)

more info and get notified at vgen.co/parsenoire
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 06/03/2026
#art #furry #furryart
a collie with teal markings relaxing in a hammock above bright green grass
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 05/03/2026
#art #furry #furryart
an anthro cheetah holding onto the edges of the image staring down directly ahead with a menacing expression
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 04/03/2026
space office cubicle #art #furry #furryart
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 04/03/2026
space intruder alert #art #furry #furryart
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 04/03/2026
space breakroom #art #furry #furryart
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/03/2026
space apartment complex #art #furry #furryart
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/03/2026
space warehouse #art #furry #furryart
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/03/2026
space homelab
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/03/2026
space arcade
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 03/03/2026
the space duck
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 19/02/2026
decent at the color memory game (dialed.gg)
(Screenshot of dialed.gg's result screen)

You ranked 86,603 out of 311,624
44.67/50
Tetrachromat or obsessive? Either way, maybe go outside.
ENTER INITIALS
PRS
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 07/02/2026
"parse why are you constantly resharing your commissions and merch preorders it's annoying"
screenshot of brian david gilbert's "this video got me a job" with the "countdown until brian runs out of money" screen, but "brian" is replaced with "parse" and the "6" in "63 days" is removed
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 07/02/2026
can we go back to giant photo or graph on easel please easiest way to solve the visual hierarchy issues on slides
four frames from Despicable Me where gru is presenting his plan to steal the moon
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 07/02/2026
aight let's go!! opening 3-4 slots EACH foooor: - game art style test (artistic liberty) - stylized portrait (full body option available) - convention badge (rush options available) i have a scary big bill to pay next week, so reshares are greatly appreciated!! bark.zone/comms
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - FEBRUARY 2026

- $100 game art style test (artistic liberty)
- $150 stylized portrait (full body option available)
- $175 convention badge (rush options available)

more info and submit a request at https://bark.zone/comms
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 29/01/2026
(screenshot of tf2 chat)
Mitch4ce (blu) :  oh god
Mitch4ce (blu) :  dr sex is invincible
Mitch4ce (blu) :  we can't stop him
doctor sex (red) :  doctor sex
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 31/12/2025
space construction yard
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 31/12/2025
space café
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 31/12/2025
a spotify playlist cover titled "This Is Parse" with a doodle of a mellow parse with unkempt facial hair and bags under their eyes
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 24/12/2025
always love when i get a comm request from someone and they send in a mspaint doodle they made themselves (2023)
a mspaint doodle showing the general composition of the request, with labels "rain throughout" / "lightning strike" / "lots of light coming from the bolt" near the top and right, "urban-ish landscape/warehouses and such" / "construction railings/girders (idk how to draw this)" / "kaara sitting somewhere within the girders - sitting somewhat profile to the viewer, looking on the landscape below" in the left half, and "construction site stuff" in the bottom halfa sketch of kara's character looking off to the distance, sitting atop a blender block-out wireframe of girders and beams in a construction yardthe same sketch of kara's character looking off to the distance, sitting atop girders and beams in a construction yard, but the blender block-out model is now lit by where the lightning would bethe finished painting of kara sitting atop girders and beams in a construction yard, looking into the distance as lightning strikes overhead
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 16/12/2025
it is now t i m e f o r d o g
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parse 🔜 howloween #30 @parsenoire.com · 16/12/2025
didnt have much free time this year but im happy to have essentially played one game
parse's Steam Replay 2025
- 11 Games Played
- 54 Achievements
- 67 Sessions
- 3 New Games

Most Played Games (by % of playtime)
1. Death Stranding Director's Cut (64%)
2. VRChat (14%)
3. Balatro (12%)
4. Burnout Paradise Remastered (4%)
5. The Jackbox Party Pack 9 (2%)
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