Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 1hHis rythmic head movements only hypnotize his opponent, here come the reality-based arguments that so far have not materialized 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 1hProgressives always sound good until the "But murder is bad" 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 2hNo one will answer your cries as you progress through Jurassic Park 110
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 2hYou can owe a buddy $10 and they'll ask about it within days/weeks. You can "donate" hundreds of millions to people and it'll take years before they even ask if you intend to pay the money. And that's if you have Alina Habba on payroll to do the asking, not that she cares or will do a good job 010
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 3hMy plan to use the bathroom tonight before bed now has a military component. Do not ask what it is! 100
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 3hWe all *want* to betray Ukraine, but who can come up with the most cowardly cloak to do so behind? 010
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 22hWhat a hack, she had a cushy corrupt job but lost it chasing petty cash in an idiotic scheme. 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I don't want this product, but I do want Memphis to suffer its existence 1100
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would buy a Steam cat collar that came with petting achievements. And it should allow my cat to ride shotgun in GTA 6 010
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I will vote as soon as I get my mail ballot, you never know if you could have a stroke/brain damage and become a republican. Get that ballot in now, just in case 030
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'd rather lick the inside of my toilet bowl than video chat with Muse 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All this says is that ICE should coordinate with locals, not that they should stop murdering people or abducting grandmas 060
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Journalists should quiz these people if they actually read it. I don't think anyone actually does, they just claim to for MAGA points 020
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtT...youtube.comYou're The Genius Who Invented The... Product In Question (The Simpsons)YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise 020
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Crypto-mining stationary bikes create a lot heat and the prisoners can only absorb so much of it 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. I can't make much sense of this sentence. 150
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The dead gator shooting to rape pipeline is shorter than you think. You may have not even connected those two things, but here you are, you can't go back now 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to fill a hot tub with this comment and sit in it 0131
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I listened to the 11/5/24 episode today to cancel out midterm hopium and @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social off-hand predicted that we could see a 2026 backlash to Trump which appears to be panning out. @jvl.bsky.social predictions of Ukraine being a lost cause luckily didn't come true. 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No one look into the Enron story and the Bushs. There is no connection. They are innocent wide-eyed fawns, bounding through meadows with their cartoon forest friends. Sure, they may sup at the fount of Arthur Anderson waters, do not draw any allegories! 020
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My favorite part of any concert is the long exculpatory explanation 1584
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Proof you should sleep on these things before sending, but if you're famous historians will be all over it 030
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No one will struggle to hear this in his weak gravelly voice 0190
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A problem they have is that there isn't a communist party or communist politicians or any movement to promote communism. 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When I visit my grandma in an assisted living facility it reminds me of how Republicans deal with Trump. Wow, you ate breakfast! 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm not proposing any data centers but would be willing to date a girl. I think I can dedicate less than 1/10 of an acre of land for this purpose. 010
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The only way to win Slutcon is to play the game a lot and with lots of other people 010
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The goal is to hit the bat with the ball, but failing that, you're permitted to hit the batter anywhere on the body, the funnier the better 060
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 This is a welcome respite from managing and guiding employees, except for it being 24/7 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"Washing your hands and utensils is woke" and "This roadkill bear meat is probably cooked enough" 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 26/07/2026As long as he can't vote in the senate I'm fine with him being suspended in carbonite 070
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Good riddance, now we can all go back to discus, javelin, and shot put discourse 010
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's boring and predicable anyway, he'll say some shit that's horrible and antithetical to American democracy, and it's a Thursday. He'll lie about a bunch of stuff that's obviously not true, and it'll just be pathetic 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Why can't anyone get brain damage and become more empathic instead of becoming fascist? 000
Parsecale @parsecale.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Half a brick of Velveeta per can of no bean chili has been my go-to dip. I don't share it though, I just portion it out over a week or so until I have chest pains 040
