iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I wake up every day thinking "If only I had a spare kitchen for guests to admire while I cook my arse off in the dirty kitchen they'll never see! Ha. Haha. HAHAHA!" ... One day.

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He also drives a different Hilariously Expensive Product Placement car every week. The lad's done well.

How will anyone in the US identify anything when everything is named Donald Trump? Scenario: A:I'll meet you at 7pm on the bridge B:Which bridge? A:Donald Trump Bridge B:Which Donald Trump Bridge? A:The one next to Donald Trump Plaza B:Which Donald Trump Plaza? A:Do you have What 3 Words?

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This seems to be a likely explanation.

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We don't all check our email every five minutes. Could your app use a notification? Or is it really just a PR exercise and nothing to do with saving energy?

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

@krishgm.bsky.social Breaking the fourth wall while interviewing Michael Gove...

Krishnan Guru Murthy looking sidelong at the viewers with a wonderfully doubtful expression while interviewing Michael Gove about COVID PPE contracts.

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You are the Martin Bell of Clacton. Goodness knows what The Speaker will say when you're being sworn in. Make sure you wear a tie.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Moduro is a dictator (who actually did steal an election), not a leader. You're spot on with the rest of it, though.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Oil no one wants to buy apart from Cuba. Good to see the US reviving the Golden Age of the 1950s.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Digital ID is potentially marvellous in a world of democracy and guard rails and Rule of Law (the world I grew up in). We no longer live in that world. In any case, Starmer wants a digital ID that discriminates and disqualifies. It's not about entitlement and access.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

The brief illumination of the room looks genuine. Old house. Electrics probably flaky. The shadow is likely an artefact of the digital sensor. Knowing the spec of the camera would be interesting but, in terms of evidence, there's nothing here. Of course I'm still not convinced by Juan's testimony.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

If it comes to that, where are the dog tags? Surely he would have wanted to identify the soldier and inform their family? Doesn't add up. Franky the only explanation that joins all the dots is the original one posited: the fellow and his entire family are werewolves.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

@dannyrobins.bsky.social Interesting story in the Spanish mansion. Can't help thinking there was some embellishment. Took a while to hear that "grandma died in that room". The Medium was local so obviously already had confirmation bias. Dog tags and a human bone? Who confirmed it was a human bone?

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

The Congresbury/Yatton junction is now "The best place to enjoy endless traffic delays outside Cornwall". Pundits say it's preferable as the nearby Yatton railway station allows enthusiasts to return home for a few days before returning to their vehicle refreshed and ready to enjoy further delays.

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

@northsomersetc.bsky.social You need to do something about the temporary traffic lights at the Brinsea Road/A370 junction. They're causing absolute chaos.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I watched it for two seconds after finally catching up with Super League (which BBC Sport almost never report on, bizarrely). Then I turned off the TV.

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I don't understand why a Supreme Court ruling that says DOING something is NOT illegal is being interpreted universally as NOT DOING that same something IS illegal. Has everyone gone mad?

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

A cyclist ran into me today. I have a bruised elbow. He ended up in a hawthorn tree. It appears my elbow is awesome 🤷🏻

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I can't remember the number of biros I've tried to run dry before I've inexplicably misplaced them. Basically all of them.

The problem the Labour Party has is that they're allowing the facts of the ruling, which is specific to the Equality Act, to be hijacked by various opposing self interest groups.

😄 That could last a very long time.

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Those tariffs are really working out.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I assume it's also a brand new pen.

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There are so many rescue dogs from overseas nowadays that today when we said our dog is a rescue we were asked "what country is she from?". We said "Bristol".

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

45,000 years ago, humans learned how to draw on cave walls. Now we have Elon Musk... 🤷🏻

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

If we choose not to understand our own planet, we might as well not be human. We should give way to orangutans, dolphins and flying squirrels.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

It's too far away for even humans to do that 🙂

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Presumably the Deep State are waiting for the perfect moment to take Trump down.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Hundreds of penguins are, even now, trying to negotiate with Elon Musk... I mean Donald Trump.

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I still have no idea how Instagram works.

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It's a really impressive way to say "Arbitrary Number". It looks very impressive and mathematical but it's really just spin.

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Anyone who shorted US stocks with absolutely no idea what was about to happen... 🤔

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Ah but he "Now lives in the light of the Lord", so that must be alright then 🙄

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It's a pity he didn't have it carved into a piece of rock so that future generations (starting tomorrow) would remember it as The Trumpstone.

Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Making America Uninvestable.

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Oh. Has Himself Spoken His Book of Economic Idiocy? I'll wait for your coverage on @quietriotpod.bsky.social

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Ed Parr @parrea.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Which is pretty much exactly what I was about to remark. The US voted for this. Say what you like about the Electoral College, that's the system and it has worked. How many people who voted for that result also thought they were voting for this, is a question which will be answered in two years 🤞🏻