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Paroxeteen

@paroxiteen.bsky.social
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Influencee, thought-follower. Living in two blue oases in two deep red states. Inventor, EE, erstwhile mathematician, exhausted and despondent liberal.

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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 7h
I'm sure they could hook that up with a few emails. The tech exists and the purveyors are already government contractors and vendors. Creepy orgs like Palantir had this capability five years ago.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12h
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 13h
I love you too, sir. Not like a couch, but in a totally normal way.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 13h
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 13h
Seriously. Like what the fucking fuck? It really can't be a coincidence that the people in Trump's orbit look like this. Somebody is instructing them that this the look that they need to have in order to be part of the "team."
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 13h
Are there criteria for who he pretends not to know and who he will defend with outright bluster and lies? I assumed he'd have blamed the lying press for Guilfoyle's troubles. Is it that she's become a physically grotesque caricature of her former self?
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 14h
In Trump's defense, he's a demented, senile, doddering old fool. He might not remember her for real.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 16h
Dude seems like a legit fuckboy. I wanna party with this playa.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 16h
Hey everybody! Let's have truth and reconciliation hearings and send the apparatchiks off to work camps!
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 16h
Incredible. I have no grasp of the time-scales involved here. How long from explosion to what we see in this image? And how long will this spectacle persist?
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm starting to think I might revel in a magnitude 9 earthquake with an epicenter in Silicon Valley.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do you think he has even the scintilla of self-awareness to realize that most of the world thinks he's an idiot and nobody respects him?
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They'll just have to put out the call for trad Catholics in the US military, most of whom will be more than happy to oblige. My ultra-trad in-laws would enlist if they thought they'd get to pull the trigger.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is sheer madness and the emergency is greater now than it has ever been. Impeach this motherfucker right now!! What the hell are the Repubs waiting for? Impeachment might actually be the one move they can make to head off the blue tsunami.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, how I miss them. American excellence. The best of us.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Brooks is so predictably stupid yet anodyne that it's hard to engage with commentary about his drek more than a few times. That he gets so handsomely remunerated for extruding his pabulum is one of the great mysteries of our time, though.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm not defending this vile, sub-human creature in any way, but it's interesting that it seems to be the women who get punished (e.g., Noem, Bondi, Tulsi Gabbard, Chavez-DeRemer) while incompetent monsters like Hegseth get a pass.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If we're going to do televised executions, I think some might be in order after these ICE agents are brought before truth and reconciliation hearings.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd support Claude getting executed by firing squad on live TV.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They could even have a contest where the winner gets to be one of the executioners. Also, I'm wondering which companies would purchase ad-time. Probably NASCAR and Buccees.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just had the best apple I’ve ever had. It was a Cosmic Crisp. Bravo.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He absolutely will. He properly views the midterms as an extinction-level event to the GOP and he will use any means necessary to thwart the wipeout. His political and civic life is in the balance and he knows it.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’d be funny if Trump pardoned Jared Fogle.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CYIIJB did that?
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We actually need to start using the acronym "CYIIJB" all the time. It's salient nearly every day and I think it would catch on.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's amazing to me (although hardly surprising when I think about it) is that his goons are trying to clean this one up, angrily putting the onus of misunderstanding on the libs who are so easily irked.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a just world, after truth and reconciliation hearings, those two grifting fail-sons would be stripped of all their funds and locked in a Supermax prison for decades.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So good, in fact, that it’s become axiomatic that it’s the best cover.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
# 2 for me is Poison Idea’s cover of the New York Dolls’ “Vietnamese Baby.” Obscure but out there if you wanna hear it.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve thought about it for years and years and I always fail to come up with a better cover than “watchtower.”
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Read "The Nerd Reich" and ask yourself if it's likely the tech overlords who subscribe to the TESCREAL ideologies (look it up) would hesitate to tinker with an election in order to make sure it furthers their goals.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evidently, there's nothing in the Constitution barring it from happening, although if there were, I don't think Trump would let that stop him. But as long as Aileen Cannon is still out there, there's no reason for him to fight a battle to get Blanche onto SCOTUS.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tikkun olam. You’re doing a real mitzvah.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She wanted a husband with bigger tits
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Much like DoD, the rest of the gov't is staffed by a bunch of intemperate and damaged children who only care about *playing* government, making everything worse for almost everyone.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least he didn't suggest shooting her while she was still strapped to the gurney! He's grown up since his testicle-crushing days back during GW Bush's reign.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And yet somehow, uncharacteristically, he doesn't make this about him. He doesn't even mention Ballroom!
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And yet they were making the rounds on right-wing TV, boasting about how hard they nailed Smith. So they’re dumb, incompetent, and a bunch of lying fucks.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, man. I know all too well how that hole in your world feels. It’s still worth it.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. “I Think You Should Leave” is also a great way to get your Tim and Sam fix.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any attempt to thwart it is merely a technique for suppressing the vote.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scream it from the rooftops: there is not now nor has there ever been in-person voter fraud. IT DOES NOT EXIST.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sadly, the down-side of our systems of politics and business ensures that the most vicious, ruthless, mendacious, and ambitious will rise to the top and reap ample rewards. We've seen it in Trump and Musk and there are others waiting in the wings. Beware.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same. I kinda needed that right now, so thanks for posting it.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Biden must have fucked things up *way* more than Trump once thought. He implied that he'd fix everything on day one; it seems to be taking longer. I guess his strategy is to make everything much worse before turning things around.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you knit me a sweater?
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And when they don’t find any fraud (because there never was any at the polling places), they’ll claim it was because of their presence.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Criminally under-appreciated.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As per usual, this should be a much greater scandal than it seems to be.
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Paroxeteen @paroxiteen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The were probably vaxxed and that's what did 'em in.
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