Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 06/06/2025We were going to put away the clean, plastic salad spinner bowl until...🤣 1152
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 24/05/2025This is what always happens at our house when we don't immediately fold the sheets after taking them out of the dryer. 🤣 182
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 18/05/2025T had an explody-shed. "Snake soup" fixed that right up. She was good to go and very hungry for a rat today. 🤗 060
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Chatting with Hubs while cooking made me want to reiterate how lucky I know that I am. I'm an adopted kid, I hit the jackpot with MY Mom, Dad & brothers - MY family, the ones who fought to kept me. I also hit the in-laws jackpot. Family doesn't need to be defined by genetics. 030
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025My coworker-friend gifted me a bunch of Panda isopods. I think they approve of their upgraded, larger tank. The smaller one dried out too quickly for them. 051
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Thanks so much! I'm sure I could have found it. But, the scientific researcher in me always figures it might be easier to simply ask the expert (who probably has the doc at their fingertips).😉 030
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Can you link to the full source document for the screenshot? I might want to use this for an upcoming educational program. 160
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Yup! It's a specific state (the one I'm originally from). 😉 100
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 13/04/2025When you look up "antics" in the dictionary, there really should be a picture of our Alice Cooper, lol. 020
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Bavmorda got an Easter outfit today! Anyone recognize the pattern on her skirt? 131
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025How can this "rationale" be anything other than a lie when caught with your pants down? How can the layoffs be BOTH a mistake AND part of "the plan". It's nonsensical. 010
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I was laughing pretty hard the first time he "ambushed" my cloth around the kitchen corner. 🤣 020
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Mr. Not Helpful while I was cleaning the kitchen floor. It's now clean...with several spots of watermarked cat prints, LOL. 21147
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 29/03/20251. medium.com/wealthsimple... 2. www.zdnet.com/article/if-c...medium.comThe Code That Controls Your MoneyCOBOL is a coding language older than Weird Al Yankovic. It underpins the entire financial system. And it can’t be removed. How a computer… 031
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It can be done, but it takes time to understand the nuances of each system itself including any legacy code fixes/changes, how old code links with newer languages etc. "Move fast and break things" WILL break things, and likely break them badly. 2/2 (two refs containing other refs below) 110
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Using an old language (esp. one that's good at its job) isn't inherently bad or "outdated". Updating older systems can be good/necessary, but it's not as simple as having AI or teenage techbros (who probably can't code in COBOL) just migrate "old code" to a new language. 1/2 161
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025This person who used to be a QA software tester for a major online testing company HARD AGREES. This is pretty terrifying, shit will break...fast and very badly. 😬 371
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Oh, the hypocrisy? This would be funny, if it wasn't so f*&^1ng stupid that this where we are in the the U.S. Dislike Biden's pardons - fine! But, come on. Trump can't own his own policies. "Little Marco", this is a big trial ballon to throw you under the bus. Good luck, I guess? 070
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Bavmorda fell over and sustained some skeletal injuries during the second winter storm (the blizzard-y one). A little duct tape and zip tie shoulder/clavicle "surgery" and the full skele-crew are finally back out! 😁 🤣 041
Reposted by Juli EmryDr. Jeff Masters @drjeffmasters.bsky.social · 15/03/2025EPA warning: do not go outside in the Central U.S. dust storm! Hazardous dust covers parts of KS, OK, CO, MO, WY, IL, TX, NM, NE. The AQI in St. Louis hit an unfathomable 5,791 from PM10 (dust); an AQI over 300 is “Hazardous”. The tops: Lamar, CO hit an AQI of 12,802. Consult airnow.gov. 52718471
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Thank you! The bit of provenance I know is it was found on a gravel road next to the Kansas river. My guess was typical river dredge used as aggregate on the roads around here. 😉 120
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 08/03/2025@archeaids.bsky.social Question for ya - one of Hub's students picked up this piece of chert and brought it to him to "ask the geologist wife" if it's a tool. Looks like natural fracturing to me, but figured I should ask an actual expert. 😉 100
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Hilarious. I wonder if the TVs were on an unsecured network and someone just cast their phone, which is why they had to turn them off to stop it? 🤔 🫡 040
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Trump is SO not used to anyone directly standing up to him, especially in public. He immediately turns into a peevish, petty child. This should happen way more often. 021
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Former software QA tester here, all I can say is....media.tenor.coma woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mugAlt: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug and spits out the liquid while laughing 041
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 19/02/2025n=2 (or 3?) on the list entitled "The Trump administration really has no idea what they're doing and how things work. 000
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I find it absoflippinglutely ironically hilarious that the Elmo-stan trolls on the other site are posting parts of an OIG report to "justify" DOGE being really bad at both math and reading spreadsheets. oig.ssa.gov/assets/uploa... www.oversight.gov/reports/audi... 120
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I'm a geologist. We tend to be a weird lot because we can think in deep time. Humans are mere blip in Earth's history and future. But, instead of feeling like nothing we do would matter, for me it's everything I can do while I'm the the tiny blip of matter on this planet that I am. 05610
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I love blennies, they are SO goofy. They're on the list for tank 3. 🤣 010
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Moby Dick is quite serious about putting the "bristle" in Bristlenose Pleco. 🤣 031
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Alice Cooper jumped on the counter (surprise, surprise) to "help" me clean it off. The cloth has Seventh Generation disinfectant spray on it....big weirdo doesn't gaf. It's moving...it's a TOY!! 🙄 😂 040
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Same here, friend. Same here. When adults told me that every part of you will just hurt when you get "old", I thought they were exaggerating. Nope, they weren't. 🤣 100
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Yup! I'm old (Gen X) and a former software tester who saw the peak and decline of Twit-X and understand why it happened. This platform has a mod choice to make. It will succeed or fail based on a robust understanding of the user base coupled with economics. 130
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Bluesky has now caught up with Twit-X on the follow-bots who have big following numbers and no posts with profile pictures of young women. This is n=7 today. Sigh. Sad. 150
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I make mine fairly spicy, the low end of quite spicy (way too hot for some, not hot enough for others like Hubs). I also have homemade hot (very hot) sauce he can add as necessary if he wants an extra spicy bowl. 🤣 000
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social, lover of all critters - here's a multigenerational four cat pile-up. 🤣 000
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I do like Texas chili! But, for me, it's also a very thick textured, meat-sweats/coma inducing gut-bomb. 🤣🤣 110
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024We don't usually serve it with rice, but have on several occasions when requested by folks. I did often make a pot of rice to bulk everything up when we were on Geo field trips. 😉 010
Juli Emry @parodyite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I also make a veggie version(kidney, pinto, and black beans, garbanzos, quinoa, red/green peppers & mushrooms with my base.) Developed when I had several vegetarian Geo collegues/students for field trips. All the meat eaters liked it and didn't mind it was vegetarian. 🤣 020