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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ferrari are extremely confident of victory at the upcoming Bahrain Grand Prix, having run extensive race and setup simulations and bringing upgrades specifically suited to a night race at the Sakhir circuit.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BREAKING: Aston Martin confirm their intention to continue not winning races in 2027.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fred Vasseur fears Ferrari have already decided to replace him with Christian Horner. Vasseur’s suspicions were heightened when he was summoned to an important meeting and instructed to attend in red stockings and suspenders to meet a new member of the management hierarchy.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

With the Bahrain GP taking place in Malaysia, the FIA has received a request from an unnamed source to host the Lake America Grand Prix of the 51st State in Montreal, in place of the 2027 Canadian Grand Prix. Circuit Gilles Villeneuve would be renamed Circuit Logan Sargeant.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Isack Hadjar’s 2027 Red Bull contract allegedly includes a clause insisting he break his other wrist should he become too competitive relative to teammate Max Verstappen.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Charles Leclerc has revealed how much he enjoys the Baku circuit, admitting there is something about the circuit that feels very familiar to him.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Insiders have questioned the validity of Max Verstappen’s win in Max vs 100. Members of the production team noted some unusual costs for Verstappen’s kart within the catering budget, including an asymmetric braking system and a more powerful engine.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As part of the FIA’s commitment to more races on street circuits with absolutely no overtaking, we are delighted to announce a 2027 Monaco Sprint Race.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Honda’s new Head of Engine Development insists he will exploit any and all loopholes in the FIA regulations in order to make Aston Martin the dominant force in Formula 1:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ferrari are finally ready to implement team orders to maximise their championship challenge. Charles Leclerc will be prioritised in Azerbaijan before Lewis Hamilton is prioritised in Malaysia, with priority alternating thereafter.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

BREAKING: Acting FIA president Fernando Alonso has decreed that today’s Spanish GP will be a reverse grid race.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The FIA is committed to returning Fernando Alonso to the top step of the podium, something he hasn’t been able to do himself for more than 13 years. Just tell us what lap(s) you want the safety car, Fernando and the FIA will do the rest.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Following Max Verstappen’s FIAT Punto related criticism of his number 1 ranked power unit at Monza, the Italian marque are set to release a special Max Verstappen edition of the car. The car will be called the FIAT Cunto.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

George Russell’s Silverstone grandstand will feature dynamic pricing. It will be Silverstone’s first dynamic pricing that adjusts downwards, due to lack of demand.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Charles Leclerc is feeling no ill effects from his Monza crash. Leclerc insists he is fully fit and committed to resuming his continued efforts to sabotage Ferrari’s already slim chances of success.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Charles Leclerc is adamant Ferrari don’t need team orders in favour of Lewis Hamilton’s championship position. This is due to Ferrari drivers in championship contention in the recent past bottling it and crashing into walls, rendering team orders irrelevant.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Flavio Briatore has criticised the FIA for overturning the Monaco GP result to Alpine’s detriment. Briatore claims there is precedent for not overturning race results, even when competitors have deliberately crashed cars into walls to engineer a favourable result.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Ferrari pitwall will wear brown at Monza to commemorate 20 years of throwing races and titles down the toilet.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ferrari have devised a top secret race winning strategy for the Italian GP. Unfortunately it is so secretive that nobody at Ferrari knows what the strategy is, nor remembers the password to access it.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Max Verstappen’s new contract is believed to contain a teammate release clause, allowing him to join a more competitive team if they offer to pair him with a bigger bum of a teammate than at Red Bull.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The FIA are delighted to extend Red Bull’s exemption from the cost cap and other inconvenient F1 regulations until 2030, conveniently coinciding with Max Verstappen’s contract extension with the team.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Racing Bulls driver Arvid Lindblad has reportedly shaved all the hair off his head and body in a desperate bid to find a final few hundredths of a second over teammate Liam Lawson. From this point forward, he will be known as Arvid Linbald.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Max Verstappen has ruled out the possibility of his own racing team ever competing in F1. It is understood that Verstappen has privately expressed concerns that the FIA may not show his own team the same favourable treatment that he and Red Bull have enjoyed during his career.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The FIA dispute any myth surrounding Lewis Hamilton’s pit lane speed limit penalty. As shown in the conclusive evidence below, our senior steward recorded Hamilton clearly exceeding the permitted 80 km/h.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The FIA denies any claims of an agenda against Lewis Hamilton following a succession of penalties. To demonstrate the FIA’s neutrality, Hamilton will not be penalised again until at least the Dutch GP in late August.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Oscar Piastri believes McLaren’s latest upgrades will allow him to fight fairly against Charles Leclerc after claiming Leclerc didn’t leave him enough racing room in Spa:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The FIA can confirm Lewis Hamilton will receive a 5 second time penalty at the Hungarian GP. The reason for the penalty will be established nearer the time.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Max Verstappen has reportedly criticised Red Bull management for not providing Arvid Lindblad’s Racing Bulls car for an additional tow. Verstappen believes another tow plus having the best engine according to the FIA, may have provided enough advantages to secure pole position.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The FIA are considering a blanket ban on Macarena rear wings due to “skill issues” experienced by certain drivers:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The FIA have made it mandatory for drivers to push their cars up the hill at Eau Rouge this weekend. This follows concerns that engine clipping could prevent cars from reaching the top under their own power.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Expectations of a Max Verstappen switch from Red Bull to McLaren continue to intensify following rumours McLaren are in talks with Verstappen’s shortlist of acceptable teammates: Logan Sargeant, Nicholas Latifi and Nikita Mazepin.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Red Bull have apologised to Max Verstappen after engine issues left him seventh in qualifying, two places behind Isack Hadjar. The team later admitted they had accidentally fitted Verstappen with a Hadjar-spec engine assembled from scrap parts.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In an effort to combat energy recovery issues at Silverstone, the FIA will be introducing mandatory 3 minute hydration breaks every 5 laps in today’s Sprint and tomorrow’s British Grand Prix.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Ferrari have revealed that a bug in their strategy software accidentally produced the perfect race strategy for Lewis Hamilton’s Barcelona win. Engineers removed the bug before the Austrian GP, restoring the team’s questionable level of strategic decision making.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

George Russell is expected to make a flying start in today’s Austrian GP. Russell will leave his pole position grid slot five seconds before the lights go out before briefly lifting to demonstrate to the FIA that he has not gained any lasting advantage.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Ferrari have confirmed Dino Beganovic will replace Charles Leclerc for FP1 in Austria as Ferrari seek a driver they trust to keep their repair budget down. Meanwhile, rumours persist that some at Maranello have adopted the nickname “Charles the Berk”.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Honda insist it should be given additional development concessions under the ADUO rules. Honda argue that as a duo, Aston Martin’s drivers - ageing, winless in F1 for 13 years Fernando Alonso alongside the incompetent Lance Stroll - represents the weakest duo on the grid.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Mercedes have withdrawn their right of review of the Monaco GP result after concluding the FIA are utterly incompetent.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Current F1 drivers by wins in their 40s: Lewis Hamilton - 1 Fernando Alonso - 0

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Charles Leclerc is a doubt for today’s Catalunya Grand Prix after crashing into a door whilst trying to walk through it.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Red Bull are in discussions with the FIA to overturn Max Verstappen’s 10 second time penalty in the 2025 Spanish GP. If overturned, Verstappen will be gifted the 2025 championship, with Lando Norris demoted to second.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Kim Kardashian is not expected in Barcelona this weekend, meaning Jos Verstappen will return to being the biggest arse in the F1 paddock.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Lewis Hamilton’s podium in Monaco is under FIA investigation after it was discovered the use of certain racing lines means he may not have completed the full 260km race distance. The FIA are set to call on Derek Warwick to lead the investigation.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Charles Leclerc’s camp have expressed concern with Ferrari, who have “mislaid” the signed copy of the multi-year contract extension that Leclerc signed last week.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Max Verstappen is reviewing his alliance with the FIA after the governing body revealed Red Bull have the best engine in F1 under the ADUO system. Red Bull’s rocketship engine has reopened debate about how big a car advantage Verstappen really needs to achieve success.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

BREAKING: Ferrari confirm they will upgrade the floor of Charles Leclerc’s car in time for the next race in Barcelona:

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

George Russell is set to change his ‘Mr Saturday’ nickname to ‘Mr Thursday’, as the press day represents the only day of a Grand Prix weekend he isn’t being trounced by teammate Kimi Antonelli.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Charles Leclerc is delighted to have signed a new multi-year contract with Ferrari, putting an end to speculation that he wanted to become world champion.

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Parody FIA @parodyfia.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Red Bull are rumoured to have replaced Mercedes in the race to purchase Alpine. Red Bull are keen on the sporting advantages of having 6 cars, as well as giving them 5 cars that will be obliged to let Max Verstappen pass and compromise other teams.

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