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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢

@parodybign.bsky.social
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Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them. (Mun Age: 24)

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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 15h
Also, I’ll be sending a DMCA takedown to that Smash Flash 2 game.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 15h
Get that ass banned, I prohibit you to enter there.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 15h
>‘Deleted’ Nice try, but I buffed them so they wouldn’t be erased to existence from infinity and beyond. And no, you’re not going to the new Kirby.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 15h
Not if I send my ninjas to deal with you, Isabelle clone.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 15h
Now announcing Hello Kitty in Smash 6.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 19h
And this is why Mario Kart World won Best Racing Game last year because SEGA keeps adding irrelevant trash.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
....Marx just proved the Isabelle clone’s point.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes you are.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
....I’m starting to think Jigglypuff is to blame for Mewtwo’s loss against SEGA’s Edgy the Hedgy.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
....Tell that to the Smash community who complain about that Pokémon since the 64 days.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Replacing Jigglypuff with Tom Nook for the next Smash game.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A job of being an assist trophy.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And you’ll never be in it, because you don’t have a job.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The secret stone is licensed You don’t own it, Dinraal.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Calling out Dinraal... Hmm He’s banned from entering Smash 6.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who wants to steal Toon Link’s spot in Smash?
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The muffin man will steal Goku’s spot in Smash 6 Or replace Jigglypuff.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Smolcat Hit by Shrink Ray
ALT: Smolcat Hit by Shrink Ray
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
....
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your invitations to Smash Bros are licenses. You don’t own your spot unless you’re a Nintendo character.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
>Turns you into a knock outable assist trophy, no miss
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your mistake
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your mediocrity
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your existence
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Zonai are a license
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You own nothing.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Instantly removing Jigglypuff from Smash because I hear too many complaints. Who wants its spot?
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sending Pikachu to the Backrooms.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah, an entire month
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sending King Boo to the Backrooms and Five Nights at Freddy’s as an enemy NPC in Dark Souls levels of absurdness so he can torture Luigi over and over again
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Depends if you want to torture Luigi more
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s that time of year again Time to banish Luigi to the Backrooms or Five Nights at Freddy’s.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks fair to me.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck you, I can.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Fire Emblem > Sonic the Larphog. Deal with it.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...Fine. You’re in.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
.....
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah, you first. You fuck off.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
.....
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
....Nah.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...Who still wants Sonic’s spot since he’s kicked out of Smash?
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every single Mario power up is a license. You don’t own the Fire Flower, Mega Mushroom, etc...
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
....
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See? I told you uncultured fucks that Game-Key cards are harmless.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mario’s power-ups are licenses. Not owned. Which means you don’t own them.
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cynthia Cynthia, what the fuck You’re not supposed to be there, you traitor
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Low and behold A Pikachu Happy Meal
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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Susie leaving popstar? .... Good. I’m planning on a yard sale in the Big N HQ by selling all of her stuff.
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