iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

{Hey so is it bloody obvious I ain't doin' shit with this anymore?} {No? Uhhh... well now it is.} {It's been like, a year and I've not done much in a VERY long while with THIS account since like, P6 was announced.} {And honestly, I ran out of ideas for this account specifically a LONG time ago. -

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Huh? I just woke up wha- Oh right uhhh... fuckin'... Persona 6... ...Wake me up when it's time to release 1 and 2 again...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

That's... something we can talk about another time. For now, get whoever has your DeLorean, and whoever you think can help! we're formin' an army!

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Probably because it's a GOOD idea, unlike your other ones...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

...Back in time... Time... Wait! that's it! Why even have a convoluted plan? we can just go back in time as many times as we want to stop Disney from getting the gauntlet in the first place!

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Uhh, can't really do that... the TV World is dependent on whoever falls into the TV... making a world fit for their shadow... You COULD risk it and throw Dreamworks in but... I'd rather not hurt a friend to try and stop a multi-billion dollar company...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

...Buying it won't do anything but irritate the shadows inside more, meaning they'll become more of a threat to them especially the Reaper... Personally, I don't see an issue to my plan...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

...Stupid idea but... What if we just threw Disney into the TV World and let their shadow do the talking... They'll deny their shadow, and therefore will be consumed by it since nobody will be there to help!

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

...You literally made all the Little Big Planet servers go ka-putt, I don't think showing what is basically a reminder of such, will help at all with making Sonic happy.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Oh... you'll see... you'll see, no need to worry.... for now.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Y'know what, you can own her for a bit I bet she'd love to meet you personally... Oh, and by the way... Congrats on digging your own grave by doing this, pal... really means a ton to me... :)

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Sorry, but last I checked, that holiday has been in the public domain for quite a while... ...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Imagine losing a stupidly idiotic lawsuit that never needed to happen in the first place... Couldn't be me!

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

We both know they'll give anything you make a high score because you're Nintendo and that's it...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about! Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh.... (Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot) Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

*ahem* ...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!? ...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll.... So, no, no you ain't... ...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab... as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours. ...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles... ...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit... ...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I... read the whole thing? And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent... Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game. -

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him. I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Star Force collection? ...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks. ...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Then.... why not add her to Mario Kart???

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot. Nintendo, explain yourself.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Jack Bros. is back. That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

...Disney, you have no aura at all... and that's coming from someone who has barely ANY aura.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

You literally said you were hiking up the prices of the PS5's... a 5 year old console... I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

...How's the price in comparison to the original Astro controller? I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Ain't that just the same Astro Bot controller you made like a year ago, just with a different face?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

As a result of... ugh... Disney's actions, we've now purchased the rights to EVERY CRYPTID EVER MADE! ...Expect us to do absolutely nothing with this new power, except holding the trademark to Mothman for a solid chunk of time.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Frost, I swear to the man above, if you start a snowstorm, I will personally demote you from company mascot to hallway janitor. Choose wisely, friend.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I'm not tellin', you'll just have to run and not find out...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

...Yeah, you don't seem to understand, ah well. Your funeral.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Disney, I know we don't see eye to eye 99.9% of the time... But trust me when I say you DON'T wanna buy that, the owner of it will downright obliterate you.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Yup, granted, same thing with Puzzles and Dragons.

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Yeah, I'm actually lookin' back and... I don't get why people think we're the cause of this sorta thing? Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Yeah, they always call the shots on this kinda thing... Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I dunno, these are the same guys who collaborated with one of the biggest toy brands of the 80's AND Nerf for some reason, of course they'd want us to be in it... ...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

First off, you're only half correct... and second, Blizzard held us hostage in the break room, ok? they wanted the money so badly... we HAD to comply!

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𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐔𝐒 @parodyatlus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Yeah, kinda regretting the whole 'collaborating with everything under the sun thing...'

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